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[Dec. 17th, 2009|01:33 am] |
It shouldn't make me laugh as hard as it does, but uh. Every single article that these excerpts are from? I wrote them. (Come on, it's Cosmo. Don't get your sex advice from there.) |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|02:01 pm] |
IS ALMOST FUCKINGS YULETIMES. YOU BETTER BELIEVES DERE GOINGS TO BE A TREE IN DE MAIN ROOM DIS YEAR.
And I gets you ALL super awesome gifts, and you CAN'T OPENS NONE OF DEM TIL CHRISTMAS.
An' you ain't gunna decscoreates it with meats and bloods again dis year Natans and Natalies. Dat's disgusting. |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|03:54 pm] |
I love this time of year. I should find the guy in charge of making must-have toys of the year (and subsequent lack thereof) and shake his hand.
Wasn't that your bag of worms, Cerenus? |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|04:14 pm] |
Not that I don't appreciate a little extra kick to my protein shake every now and then, but you don't spike someone's drink without letting them know first. Especially me. Someone will be paying for this.
Schuester, you did this, didn't you? I don't trust you, or anyone else who's name sounds like someone that makes clothes. |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|05:05 pm] |
By the balls of my ancestors. What is going on? |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|09:36 pm] |
I thought Oz was supposed to have more short people.
And yellow roads. |
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