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Jareth [Labyrinth] (movedthestars) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-15 08:16:00

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bree dennison, jareth, lirael, mephisto, torii sou

Oh now. Who needs to go head first into the Bog for this little contrivance?

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	info_sponge 2009-11-15 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you're back. I think, maybe, might not have been you-you who was here before, but ... right, in order, Torii. Hi! I'm Torii-Sou Wartooth, and you've stumbled upon a place that I like to call Here, there's this [website] that I've been told is rather bright, but it's also quite informative. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	movedthestars 2009-11-15 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	I've been here before, have I? Hrm, I'd think I'd remember this place. Greetings, milady, I am Jareth, Goblin King. Which you probably knew since my previous holiday here, oh this is amusing. And that page would fit in in any goblin book. A bit understand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

info_sponge
2009-11-15 06:02 pm UTC (link)

Huh, I guess I didn't realize Goblin books were sparkly, or day-glow, whichever.

I guess you're not the same one, which is weird to think, so maybe you're the same one, just before my oldest sister sold my older sister to you, and then my older sister sold me in turn, I was going to try and sell Teja, my little brother, but he wasn't born yet back home, and here he's all biggerfied.

You always gave us back after a few weeks, I think because we tried to be helpful or something, I don't even know, I tried to organize the library and Glynnie, Glyndaa Mariee, that's my big sister, tried to form a New Earth Battalion for the army.

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	movedthestars 2009-11-15 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	The text in the books isn't even linear on the page, precious. Wishing, my dear. Not selling, selling sounds like I'm a slaver. I just... take what's not wanted, other's garbage. 'New Earth Battalion?' Out of tiny knights on chickens and gambling Firey's? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

info_sponge
2009-11-15 09:42 pm UTC (link)

Hm, good point, I think that's probably part of the reason why I read choose your own adventure books straight through from back to front.

For the Warteeth it was more like borrowing.

Yep, she says the Fireys were best at yoga, and the chickens were best at Sparkly Eyes Technique, but nobody ever managed to go through a wall without knocking a hole in it first, which isn't the preferred method, apparently.

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	movedthestars 2009-11-15 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	That makes more sense to me. Why, is there a better way? Very well, borrowing. I do hate when the legends are warped. What is with you human girls and making my already ridiculous subjects more... farcical? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	info_sponge 2009-11-15 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Well people always tell me: "You know, Torii, there's instructions on the bottoms of the pages for a reason." And I always say: "Yeah, for me to ignore." I don't really know the answer to that one, though in defense of the Warteeth, we're part Pupish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bellslinger 2009-11-16 01:46 am UTC (link)
	If you're looking for someone to blame, I think you'll be looking for a long time. There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason for this place. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	movedthestars 2009-11-16 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I find it so. Though if you so much as touch the Bog of Eternal Stench, it is on your body forever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)