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mosellegreen ([info]mosellegreen) wrote in [info]scans_daily,
@ 2009-05-23 17:45:00

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Entry tags:char: etta candy, char: wonder woman/diana of themyscira, creator: william moulton marston, era: golden age, publisher: dc comics, title: wonder woman

Golden Age Wonder Woman
There is no bondage in this story. Seriously, none. It was published in 1949. Marston was dead. He didn't write this story. That's why there's no bondage.


You know, generally woman-haters don't openly describe themselves as such.


And in my opinion, he looks pretty cozy in that safe.



So he grudgingly makes a donation, but then Wonder Woman uses her Amazon eyesight to read the fine print for the conditions they must meet:



So, all the tasks require physical prowess, but they're taking a written test. And they tried so hard to get dramatic with Etta Candy here, but it was not only unconvincing, it was also totally OOC. Etta wouldn't know how to go about being insecure.


I just love how she carries the whole gang here.

Even though Tighe was all full of himself for having devised simultaneous tasks for the Holliday girls so that Wonder Woman couldn't help them all, she nonetheless, without explanation, does indeed help them all. Every one of them gets in trouble, and she pulls them all out of the soup. I just scanned this page because I dig the giant clam:

One of those almost got Robin once, in the old TV show.

All the tasks are completed on time, Holliday College gets the dough, and Tighe informs Wonder Woman, "I'm no longer a woman hater!" We never learn why he was one in the first place, or what it was about women that he found so objectionable. But given the circumstances of his reform, we will have to assume that it was our perceived inability to climb mountains or dive where there are giant carnivorous clams.



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[info]http://users.livejournal.com/_dante_sparda_/
2009-05-23 05:11 pm UTC (link)
We never learn why he was one in the first place

Smalldickery?

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[info]taggerung301
2009-05-23 05:39 pm UTC (link)
one can only speculate

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[info]scottyquick
2009-05-23 06:53 pm UTC (link)
I must figure out a way to use the phrase "ironical fate" in conversation.

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[info]sianmink
2009-05-23 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Seriously though, if I was locked in a bank vault, even if it was only 5 minutes, they'd find me naked and rubbing valuables all over myself.

You only get one chance in life for that sort of thing.

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[info]psychop_rex
2009-05-24 01:09 am UTC (link)
You know, for all that Etta seems a bit on the pudgy side, she must have a fair amount of muscle to make up for it, because she keeps going on missions like these that require extreme athleticism - and passing them with flying colors! If she were really as fat as she's sometimes portrayed, she'd be waddling behind the others, wheezing and gasping and yelling at them to slow down.
My guess is that, while Etta is certainly chubby, and usually wolfing down chocolates, she makes up for it by constantly DOING stuff. Being Wonder Woman's sidekick is the ultimate exercise regimen - you run around, climb mountains, hurdle walls, punch people in strange and exotic places, swim, fence, box - it's non-stop action! So while she's putting on weight all the time, she's losing it just as fast, which keeps her at a sort of happy medium (well, happy for HER, anyway, since she doesn't mind being plump). She's like a dwarfish female American version of a Sumo wrestler.

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[info]bluefall
2009-05-24 11:11 am UTC (link)
Psh. Needs more bondage.

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