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ANNOUNCING: Santas Lap Returns for the 2009 Holiday Season!!! [Aug. 17th, 2009|08:39 pm]

shadowess
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ANNOUNCING:
Santa is coming around again in 2009. [info]santas_lap will be running again this year using the same model as the 2007 fest. [info]gnomad has graciously allowed [info]shadowess to assume the modly role. Thank you [info]gnomad for all your hard work creating this fest. It was so wonderful the first time around, it needed another run.


Fest Guidelines and Rules
Welcome to [info]santas_lap!! This is a holiday fest specifically for HP chan slash.
If you're interested in participating in the fest, please read the community guidelines & rules. The rules and guidelines are the same as the ones set for the 2007 Fest but with a modified timeline.

The 2009 fest is prompt-based. In a few days, a post will follow that invites anyone to submit prompts and scenarios for the fest. Participants will then be able to claim the submitted prompts to use as a guide for their work. I've outlined the general process, rules, and timeline below. Please read it carefully if you'd like to participate.
Fest Guidelines and Rules )
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Bump [Oct. 6th, 2008|12:21 am]

shadowess
Hey,
I was curious if this fest is going to run again this year? I should have prodded you in NYC about it, I meant to but i got distracted *leers*
~Shadowess
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apologies [Jan. 2nd, 2008|07:58 am]
notime2
[Current Mood | melancholy]

Due to the sudden illness and painful loss of someone close I was unable to complete my santa's lap assignment. I apologize for my failure to produce the promised treat, but hope the circumstances are understandable.
I would like to try again in the future, but sadly feel that porn is beyond me at this time.
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Posting Snape/Harry fics/art to WTP [Dec. 27th, 2007|06:00 pm]

shadowess
[Current Mood | happy]

Wonderful turn out for this fest, happy to see soo much chan, especially Snarry chan =)

*puts on her pimp hat*
I would like to invite any snarry chan fics/art to be submitted to Walking the Plank. We would love to see more chan snarry fics on the site (well at least I would ^_^)
http://walkingtheplank.org
Note: please remember to include an appropriate chan warning for your fics

Thanks to everyone for the wonderful chan and thank you to [info]gnomad for setting up this wonderful Fest!
~Shadowess
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2007 Santa's Lap Master List [Dec. 27th, 2007|12:53 am]

gnomad
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First, I'd like to thank everyone who participated in this year's fest. I think we had a great showing for a first year!

There will probably be a few more stragglers popping up on the list, but I don't expect too many. If you see any fics I've left off or mistyped in some way, let me know so I can fix it.

2007 Santa's Lap Master List )
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Fic: The Trauma (Squid/Harry, sort of Snape/Harry) [Dec. 26th, 2007|01:47 am]

akuma_river
Title: The Trauma
Author: [info]akuma_river
Paring(s): Squid/Harry, Snape/Harry (sort of)
Rating: Adult Mature (NC-17)
Warnings: Bestiality, Uber Underage Harry (12), Rape.
Word Count: ~4,200
Summary: As the rumors and accusations of Harry being the Heir of Slytherin and a Dark Lord become more fierce the amount of pressure and isolation Harry feels mounts more and more. Luckily Harry has a friend, one who will never turn away from him, never accuse him of being dark, and whom will never betray him… Or so he thought. (This is Dark.)
Prompt: #15 The Giant Squid is lonely, and takes an interest in one of the students.
Authors Note: My life has gone to hell in the past couple of months, so I didn‘t get to do with this what I wanted. But I didn‘t want to back out. So this is my entry. I’m hoping to write a sequel to it. A tremendous thank you to LunaSphere my online male buddy who I begged to read this over for me late Christmas Day Night.


Squid )
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Fic: From Ashes (SS/HP) [Dec. 25th, 2007|09:30 pm]
inoru_no_hoshi
[Current Mood | accomplished]

Title: From Ashes
Author: [info]inoru_no_hoshi
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG-13/R
Warnings: chan, bad pseudo medical jargon, massively AU.
Wordcount: ~5,110
Summary: An illness unique to Wizardkind renders Harry unto his Potions Professor's care.
Prompt: #62: Harry's magic binds him to an unlikely protector before/after CoS.
Notes: My initial idea was too cliche, and just did not want to fly. But then I got smacked with this idea, and it kinda grew. I don't think I did it justice, especially not the relationship development, but that's at least partially because I took my own sweet time writing it. :/ Oh well. I'm... not sure it fits the prompt terribly well, either, but... I tried. Someday I may come back to this and expand it; I do like my base premise. :)
Thanks to my friend, Robin, for being willing to emergency beta! Love you!

Read more... )
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Fic: Sleep Aid (RL/RW) [Dec. 24th, 2007|10:46 am]
turbosized
Title: Sleep Aid
Author: Turbosized
Pairing(s): RL/RW
Rating: R
Warnings (if any):Voyeur, dub-con
Summary: Snape watches Professor Lupin help Ron to relax
Prompt: Snape as a guilty voyeur watches surprising events unfold in the Hogwarts castle on one of his nightly rounds of Gryffindor-and-Potter-hunting...
Author Note (if any): My first chan - hope you enjoy


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Fic: Paedagogy (RL/HP) [Dec. 24th, 2007|06:24 pm]

snakeling

Title: Paedagogy
Author: [info]snakeling
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: chan [Harry's 13], snowballing, AU
Summary: Remus discovers the joys of teaching.
Prompt: #78 Harry wants extra lessons from Remus. Remus wants something else.
Author Note: Thanks to [info]gnomad to allow me to switch prompts when the first didn't want writing, and to [info]loupgarou1750 for beta and title. Any errors remaining are my own.

Paedagogy )
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Fic: Wizard Harry [Dec. 24th, 2007|01:08 am]

shadowess
[Current Mood | accomplished]
[Current Music |Santa's Lap Inspirational Playlist]

Title: Wizard Harry
Author: [info]shadowess
Pairing(s): Snarry (are you surprised?)
Rating: PG 13/R
Warnings (if any): Aside from chan, Possessive Severus, dark themes implied.
Summary: Severus has been watching Harry; now it’s time to act.
Prompt: #90 Prior to getting his Hogwarts letter, Harry is kidnapped by someone with ulterior motives--they plan to raise him to obey only them.
Author Note (if any): This is my first attempt at a HP fic, a fest, as well as chan. I figured if I was going to jump into the fanfic side of HP then I should go whole hog.
As well, I tried really hard to do smut, but it just wouldn’t work…I’ll try harder next time.
Around 2,600 words. Ketsurui who is my love for doing a last-minute-holiday-amazing beta!

Chapter 2: No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed  )
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Fic: Wizard Harry (Snarry) [Dec. 24th, 2007|01:03 am]

shadowess
[Current Mood | anxious]
[Current Music |Santa's Lap Inspirational Playlist]

Title: Wizard Harry
Author: [info]shadowess
Pairing(s): Snarry (are you surprised?)
Rating: PG 13/R
Warnings (if any): Aside from chan (super chan Harry is 10y/o), Possessive Severus, dark themes implied.
Summary: Severus has been watching Harry; now it’s time to act.
Prompt: #90 Prior to getting his Hogwarts letter, Harry is kidnapped by someone with ulterior motives--they plan to raise him to obey only them.
Author Note (if any): This is my first attempt at a HP fic, a fest, as well as chan. I figured if I was going to jump into the fanfic side of HP then I should go whole hog.
As well, I tried really hard to do smut, but it just wouldn’t work…I’ll try harder next time.
Around 2,600 words. Ketsurui who is my love for doing a last-minute-holiday-amazing beta!

Chapter 1: In The Park )
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Fic: Entertaining Notions [Dec. 23rd, 2007|08:36 pm]

dementordelta
Title: Entertaining Notions
Author: [info]dementordelta
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: R
Warnings: Silliness, fluff, abuse of canon.
Summary: Harry needs rather intensive lessons to bring him up to speed.
Prompt: #107: Harry as usual is a special case and he must be taught sex magic at Hogwarts. By whom and what do they teach him?
Author's Notes: About 5200 words, each and every one graciously beta-read by [info]cruisedirector

Entertaining Notions )
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Reminder: Fest Closes in Two Days! [Dec. 23rd, 2007|08:40 pm]

gnomad
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Just a reminder that you have two more days to post your work to the comm before the fest closes!

Late submissions will be accepted, but may not make it into the master list right away. I'll put the list up on December 26th, so be sure to post before then!
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Fic: A Fateful Chain of Events (GW/FW/SS/HP) [Dec. 21st, 2007|04:27 pm]

f13tch3r
Title: A Fateful Chain of Events
Author: [info]f13tch3r
Pairing(s): George/Fred/Snape/Harry, Hermione/McGonagall, Mad-Eye/Ron, Bill/Ginny, Dumbledore/Shacklebolt, mentions Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU-ish, I changed a few things from OotP in favor of smut. Can you blame me? * Incest, Rimming, Het*
Summary: Fred and George Weasley learn a lot about themselves and the other members of the Order of the Phoenix.
Prompt: #35 Christmas at Grimmauld Place 5th year, the Twins try out a lust potion in the pumpkin juice - the Order Members are there
Author Note: Forgive me for perpetuating a stereotype but I really couldn't get the image out of my brain! Great big, huge, gaping, gobs of thanks go to my betas, [info]lilyseyes & [info]zebraspots05 They significantly improved the quality of this story. I hope you all enjoy it.

A Fateful Chain of Events  )
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The Flower of Boyhood 03/03 (AD/DM) [Dec. 20th, 2007|11:02 pm]

mahoganyhandle
Title: The Flower of Boyhood
Author: Laurence Ashton
Pairing(s): Albus Dumbledore/Draco Malfoy; Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, if you squint
Rating: X/M+/NC-17
Warnings (if any): Pederasty
Words: ~23k
Summary: Among pureblood wizarding families, there is an ancient tradition by which a boy harvests his manhood from the seeds planted for him the Garden of Secrets.
Prompt: The tradition of an older wizard teaching a young student the ways of wizarding life and sexual pleasure…
Author's Note: Written for santas_lap chan fest on IJ. This contains very graphic pederasty and arguments therefor. If either of these things will make you uncomfortable, please do not proceed past this point. My true thoughts and feelings on this topic are not contained herein, but I wished to respond to the prompt in such a way that displayed why the tradition got its start. I do not, by any means, advocate pederasty in any of its forms—that is, from chaste pederasty up to and including child molestation. My thanks to RubyRoseRed and Bernie_Laraemie for beta reading.


The Flower of Boyhood 03 )
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The Flower of Boyhood 02 (AD/DM) [Dec. 20th, 2007|10:59 pm]

mahoganyhandle
Title: The Flower of Boyhood
Author: Laurence Ashton
Pairing(s): Albus Dumbledore/Draco Malfoy; Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, if you squint
Rating: X/M+/NC-17
Warnings (if any): Pederasty
Words: ~23k
Summary: Among pureblood wizarding families, there is an ancient tradition by which a boy harvests his manhood from the seeds planted for him the Garden of Secrets.
Prompt: The tradition of an older wizard teaching a young student the ways of wizarding life and sexual pleasure…
Author's Note: Written for santas_lap chan fest on IJ. This contains very graphic pederasty and arguments therefor. If either of these things will make you uncomfortable, please do not proceed past this point. My true thoughts and feelings on this topic are not contained herein, but I wished to respond to the prompt in such a way that displayed why the tradition got its start. I do not, by any means, advocate pederasty in any of its forms—that is, from chaste pederasty up to and including child molestation. My thanks to RubyRoseRed and Bernie_Laraemie for beta reading.
The Flower of Boyhood 02 )
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Fic: The Flower of Boyhood 01 (AD/DM) [Dec. 20th, 2007|10:10 pm]

mahoganyhandle
Title: The Flower of Boyhood
Author: Laurence Ashton
Pairing(s): Albus Dumbledore/Draco Malfoy; Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, if you squint
Rating: X/M+/NC-17
Warnings (if any): Pederasty
Words: ~23k
Summary: Among pureblood wizarding families, there is an ancient tradition by which a boy harvests his manhood from the seeds planted for him the Garden of Secrets.
Prompt: The tradition of an older wizard teaching a young student the ways of wizarding life and sexual pleasure…
Author's Note: Written for santas_lap chan fest on IJ. This contains very graphic pederasty and arguments therefor. If either of these things will make you uncomfortable, please do not proceed past this point. My true thoughts and feelings on this topic are not contained herein, but I wished to respond to the prompt in such a way that displayed why the tradition got its start. I do not, by any means, advocate pederasty in any of its forms—that is, from chaste pederasty up to and including child molestation. My thanks to RubyRoseRed and Bernie_Laraemie for beta reading.

The Flower of Boyhood )
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FIC: Keeping Hold of Harry, SS-HP [Dec. 18th, 2007|09:07 pm]
rakina
[Current Mood | bouncy]

Title: Keeping Hold Of Harry
Author: Rakina
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Non con, set in Harry's 3rd year.
Summary: "Everyone from the Minister of Magic downward has been trying to keep famous Harry Potter safe from Sirius Black. But famous Harry Potter is a law unto himself. Let the ordinary people worry about his safety! Famous Harry Potter goes where he wants to, with no thought for the consequences."* Severus Snape is quite right, of course, so Dumbledore acts to ensure Harry's safety. *quoted from Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban.
Prompt: #2: Young Harry has to marry an adult for his own safety, and his new husband isn't about to be denied his marital rights.
Genres: Forced Bonding, Romance.
Beta: [info]hel_bee. Thank you so much once again, Hel.
Word Count: 22,582
Author Notes: Written for [info]santas_lap, to a prompt submitted by [info]snakeling. Thanks for the awesome prompt; I'm solely responsible for what I did with it.
Please note before reading: this story is fantasy, it is set in a magical universe where mad old headmasters can use forced bonding on children. As such, it's rather like an adult fairy story. It is in no way meant to be a reflection of the realities of rape or child abuse. Please read it keeping that in mind, and if you cannot, go and find something else to read that will suit you better.
Disclaimer: The world of Harry Potter, its characters and settings are the copyrighted works of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., her publishing companies and affiliates. No profit was made from the writing of this story.


Keeping Hold of Harry

ETA: I don't know why the link isn't working, that would be down to the mods, but here's an alternative to the story on Walking the Plank. Please read and review! Keeping Hold of Harry (on WTP)
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Fic: The Guardian Contract [Dec. 16th, 2007|11:52 am]

willidan
Title: The Guardian Contract
Author: Willidan
Pairing(s): HP/SS
Rating: Adult (NC-17)
Warnings (if any): Er, is chan an obvious warning?
Summary: Dangerous situations weren’t the only reasons there was an age limit. Harry’s participation in the Tri-Wizard Tournament has some unforeseen consequences.
Prompt: #10 Forced Bond: for some reason, Harry has to enter into a sexual-magical bond with an adult. They’re all fighting over him-- who does he choose and why?
Author’s Note: After writing over 12,000 words on a completely different fic, I hit a hell of a wall and now I offer this very brief fic in lieu of what I worked on for two months. *sigh*
Word Count:1587


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Divine Child Part 3 [Dec. 10th, 2007|04:26 pm]
ex_lilyseyes671
[Current Mood | accomplished]

Title:Divine Child
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Pairing: HP/SS
Rating: NC_17/Adult
Highlight for Warnings: *Wanking, fellatio, frottage, rimming, manipulative!Dumbledore*
Summary: In the aftermath of Chamber of Secrets, Harry gets help from the last person he would have ever expected.
Prompt: #125:Dumbledore tells Severus to mentor Harry. Severus interprets that according to an ancient practice that Muggles would never understand.
Word Count: 27,357
Disclaimer: JKR owns all that is the Potter Universe– I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Betas: [info]rakina and [info]jadzia7667, all my thanks and [info]florida_minxie and [info]calanor thanks for the feedback!

Divine Child Part 3 )
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