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Divine Child Part 2 [Dec. 10th, 2007|04:11 pm]
ex_lilyseyes671
[Current Mood | accomplished]

Title:Divine Child
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Pairing: HP/SS
Rating: NC_17/Adult
Highlight for Warnings: *Wanking, fellatio, frottage, rimming, manipulative!Dumbledore*
Summary: In the aftermath of Chamber of Secrets, Harry gets help from the last person he would have ever expected.
Prompt: #125:Dumbledore tells Severus to mentor Harry. Severus interprets that according to an ancient practice that Muggles would never understand.
Word Count: 27,357
Disclaimer: JKR owns all that is the Potter Universe– I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Betas: [info]rakina and [info]jadzia7667, all my thanks and [info]florida_minxie and [info]calanor thanks for the feedback!

Divine Child Part 2 )
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Divine Child [Dec. 10th, 2007|04:08 pm]
ex_lilyseyes671
[Current Mood | accomplished]

Title:Divine Child
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Pairing: HP/SS
Rating: NC_17/Adult
Highlight for Warnings: *Wanking, fellatio, frottage, rimming, manipulative!Dumbledore*
Summary: In the aftermath of Chamber of Secrets, Harry gets help from the last person he would have ever expected.
Prompt: #125:Dumbledore tells Severus to mentor Harry. Severus interprets that according to an ancient practice that Muggles would never understand.
Word Count: 27,357
Disclaimer: JKR owns all that is the Potter Universe– I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Betas: [info]rakina and [info]jadzia7667, all my thanks and [info]florida_minxie and [info]calanor thanks for the feedback!

Part 2

Part 3

Divine Child Part 1 )
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FIC: A Warm Welcome [Dec. 8th, 2007|04:41 pm]

alliekatgal
Title: A Warm Welcome
Author: Alliekatgal
Pairing(s): Harry/Charlie/Fred/George/Oliver
Rating: R
Warnings (if any): group masturbation
Summary: Harry receives the special welcome to the Quidditch Team.
Prompt: There's a special initiation ceremony for new Quidditch players, before/after their first game. PS/SS Harry is a bit younger than the usual new player, but he's not exempt from the ceremony.
Author Note (if any): A huge Thank-you to joanwilder for beta-ing.

A Warm Welcome )
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FIC: Golden Angel, RL-DM [Dec. 8th, 2007|04:15 pm]
rakina
Title: Golden Angel
Author: Rakina
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Implied abuse.
Summary: The prompt says it all.
Prompt: #124: After living with the harsh manner of his father, Draco seeks affection from another authority figure.
Author Note (if any): Word count: 5,682. This is set in Draco's third year.
Beta: hel_bee. Thank you yet again for going outside your comfort zone. I really do not deserve you.

Golden Angel )
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Fic: Point taken (HP/SS) [Dec. 6th, 2007|03:04 pm]

zalil_z
Title: Point taken
Author: [info]zalil_z
Pairing: HP/SS
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: *non-con, chan*
Summary: Harry wants to find out what Snape is up to. Sneaking about the school after hours he gets more information than required…
Prompt: 42 - It's strange what the Room of Requirement can provide....
Author Note: Many thanks to my great beta, Màxim!

Point taken )
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Fic: Greenhouse Effect [Dec. 4th, 2007|08:59 pm]

draconic_girl
[Current Mood | hopeful]

Title: The Green House Effect
Author: [info]draconic_girl

Pairing(s): *Neville/Albus Severus*; mentions of Neville/other boys, Harry/Surprise
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 7400
Warnings (if any): Rimming, DH-spoilers, Chan
Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Summary:* Harry’s son Albus is staying with Neville at Hogwarts, it promises to be a summer they will never forget. *
Beta read by: [info]gin_tonic

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Prompt: 25# Neville has always been attracted to boys of a certain age. This didn’t change after he became a professor at Hogwarts.

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Fic: For a Reasonable Fee [Dec. 4th, 2007|11:13 am]

the_con_cept
Title: For a Reasonable Fee
Author: AbstractConcept
Pairing(s): Remus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Chan, obviously, crossdressing as well. Kinda dub-con and very filthy. Oh, I had such fun writing this. I’m going to hell, I just know it.
Author Notes: For the [info]santas_lap chanfest, AU bits from third year. Fanart by [info]littleblackbow for your enjoyment, as well. ;)
Prompt: Harry discovers a longing to dress like a little girl, and is in turn discovered.Read more... )
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[Dec. 3rd, 2007|01:32 pm]

hambares
[Current Mood | & a wee bit nervous]

Title: Esurio substancia
Author: [info]hambares
Pairing(s): SS/HP, RL/HP, DM/HP, FF/HP
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: overdose of semen?
Summary: see warning
Prompt: #37 - Due to curse or spell-gone-wrong, Harry (or boy of your choice) develops a craving for semen: wants it, needs it, and must have it every day or he'll die -- will suck anyone, anytime.
Author Note: Written for the [info]santas_lap fest. I tried to make this strictly PWP. Something went wrong and a story happened. *mutters about novice writers* Many thanks and hugs to my beta, [info]rakina, for all her wonderful edits and Britpicking. Any mistakes that are remaining are my own. Read more... )
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Fic: Christmas Eve (SS/HP) [Dec. 1st, 2007|02:23 pm]
arcencielfw
Title: Christmas Eve
Author: Arc en Ciel aka [info]arcencielfw
Pairing(s): SS/HP
Rating: R
Warnings: * some visual sex *
Summary: Harry spends his Christmas Eve at Hogwarts without his friends. Under the mistletoe he will find something more than gifts and loneliness.
Prompt: #85 Someone helps a lonely student feel a little less lonely at the holidays. Bonus for mistletoe and semi-public sex.
Author Note: Thanks to [info]clisse and [info]rakina who helped me to check and correct this story, you both are great wonderful girls! It’s my first attempt to write something for a fest and I enjoyed the experience very much. Thanks to [info]salome_fw and [info]torino10154 for your support and for your friendship, I owe you every moment of peace in my hysteria, lol! And thanks also to [info]freckles42 who suggested my prompt, I hope you liked my story.


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FIC and ART: Never Enough (SS/PW) [Dec. 1st, 2007|06:20 am]

florida_minxie
Title: Never Enough
Author: [info]florida_minxie
Artist: [info]ships_harry
Pairing: Severus Snape/Percy Weasley
Rating: NC17
Highlight for Warnings: *pederasty, rimming*
Summary: Not to mention, child or not, anyone as perfectly prissy as Percy Weasley is in public has to be a right hellcat in bed.
Prompt: #54 – Severus enjoys taking promising young students under his wing and trains and disciplines them to his liking. Not so much on the discipline, sorry about that.
A/N: HUGE, HUGE thank you and glomp to my beta, [info]jadzia7667, and to [info]ships_harry for the absolutely delightful way she pulled the images from the words. *loves you both*


Never Enough  )
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Deep in the Shallows 2/2 SS/HP [Dec. 1st, 2007|08:13 am]

eriador117
Title: Deep in the Shallows part 2/2 complete
Author: Eriador117
Pairing(s): Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (if any): AU. Harry is 13. Teacher/student. Mentions of canon character death (not Snape or Harry), brief mentions of child abuse.
Summary: Wizarding apprentices are taught everything by their Master.
Prompt: Dumbledore tells Severus to mentor Harry. Severus interprets that according to an ancient practice that Muggles would never understand.
Author Note (if any): Written for the santas_lap fest. Beta'd by Rakina, thanks so much :)
Word count: approx. 10,000
JK Rowling owns the Potterverse, I just play in it from time to time.

Deep in the Shallows )
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Deep in the Shallows 1/2 SS/HP [Dec. 1st, 2007|08:11 am]

eriador117
Title: Deep in the Shallows part 1/2 complete
Author: Eriador117
Pairing(s): Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (if any): AU. Harry is 13. Teacher/student. Mentions of canon character death (not Snape or Harry), brief mentions of child abuse.
Summary: Wizarding apprentices are taught everything by their Master.
Prompt: Dumbledore tells Severus to mentor Harry. Severus interprets that according to an ancient practice that Muggles would never understand.
Author Note (if any): Written for the santas_lap fest. Beta'd by Rakina, thanks so much :)
Word count: approx. 10,000 total
JK Rowling owns the Potterverse, I just play in it from time to time.

Deep in the Shallows )
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Fic: Beyond Daylight (HP/SM(/LM)) [Nov. 30th, 2007|11:31 pm]

stonegrad
Title: Beyond Daylight
Author: [info]stonegrad
Pairing: Harry/Scorpius(/Lucius)
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Incest, a little bit dubious on Harry's side of things, sort-of voyeurism (but it's more like participation)...
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy is always watching, and Harry can't convince himself that he doesn't want to know why.

Prompt: #76. You look at the child, whose frustration glimmers on the lower lashes of his eyes, whose fury lies delicate in the vein-blue at his jaw; you look and you look and you dig your nails in. Your hands will remain clenched on the arms of this chair...
Author Note: An absolutely massive amount of thanks to [info]starlightforest for the beta!

Beyond Daylight )
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Fic: All Because of You (LM/HP) [Dec. 1st, 2007|12:45 pm]

stonegrad
Title: All Because of You
Author: [info]stonegrad
Pairing: Lucius/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: First time, hints of parselsmut and blood
Summary: Harry is certain he's going to die, but Lucius Malfoy has other plans...
Prompt: #87 - Yule time coming of age ritual for young wizards.
Author Note: Somewhat crazily AU, because I ignored the fact that Harry didn't know for sure that Lucius was a prominent Death Eater when he was 14. Thanks to [info]melfinatheblue for the beta (you're a wonder, you really are!)

// And I'm not sorry that I still don't believe... )
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Fic: Bloodlines, (SS/DM) [Nov. 30th, 2007|07:47 pm]
rakina
[Current Mood | jubilant]

Title: Bloodlines
Author: [info]rakina
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Highlight if you wish to read them: *Blood-sucking; non-con in a vampiric way, and unacceptable, prejudiced attitudes of the Draco Malfoy variety throughout, *g*.*
Summary: Draco is a Slytherin, he uses every advantage he can find. Unfortunately, he forgot that Snape had been a Slytherin for a lot longer.
Prompt: # 93, A student learns that Snape is a vampire and attempts to blackmail him.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my exceptional beta, [info]hel_bee, for all her help with my fics for [info]santas_lap. Thanks also to [info]gnomad for running this thoroughly awesome fest, for which the prompts were just perfect and too tempting by far. It just shows how much this fest was needed, right now. And yeah, fuck you, LJ!

Bloodlines )
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FIC: The Making of Severus Snape (LM/SS) [Nov. 30th, 2007|05:12 am]

florida_minxie
Title: The Making of Severus Snape
Author: [info]florida_minxie
Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Rating: PG
Highlight for Warnings: *implied chan, mentions of abuse*
Summary: Ancient traditions go a long way in forming a future.
Prompt: #75 – To go to Hogwarts, students must be 'claimed' by a professor or an older student.
A/N: This took a turn that I had not expected. And it took the porn with it. *weeps* But I like it all the same. HUGE, HUGE thank you and glomp to my beta, [info]jadzia7667!

The Making of Severus Snape  )
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Wizards for Wizards [Nov. 30th, 2007|09:44 am]

eriador117
Title: Wizards for Wizards
Author: Eriador117
Pairing(s): Snape/Harry, slight mention of Harry/Twins
Rating: NC-17
Warnings (if any): Teacher/student, rimming, under 18, slightly AU, slight manipulation.
Prompt: Harry is discovered experimenting with his wand at Grimmauld Place; 5th year.
Author Note (if any): Written for the santa's_lap fest. Beta'd by Rakina, thanks so much :)
JK Rowling owns the Potterverse, I just play in it from time to time.
Word Count: approx. 4750

Read more... )
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The Fest is Open!!! [Nov. 29th, 2007|10:04 pm]

gnomad
[Tags|]
[Current Location |Porn pod]
[Current Mood | chipper]

Good evening, everyone! *drum roll*

The Santa's Lap Fest is officially open!


The fest will run between now (November 30th) and December 25th, so feel free to post your fics or art at any point during that time.

The following are guidelines for posting your work to the fest comm. Please read 'em and follow 'em; it makes me a very, very happy mod.


  • Submissions must be posted on the community itself (no links to personal journals) and are exclusive to the community until the fest is complete and the master list is posted. Please don't post your submissions elsewhere on the internet until the fest is over!

  • In the subject line, please include whether your submission is fic or art, the title, and the pairing. For example: Fic: The Games We Play (SS/HP, SS/RL).

  • All fest submissions must be posted with the following header template:

    Title:
    Author:
    Pairing(s):
    Rating:
    Warnings (if any):
    Summary:
    Prompt:
    Author Note (if any):

  • A chan warning is assumed on all submissions throughout the fest, so you do not need to warn explicitly for it; however, you must still warn for anything else (e.g., non-con, abuse, character death, incest, etc.). Whited-out (i.e., 'highlight to show') warnings are fine if you would like to give readers the option of not looking.

  • All submissions should be cut tagged. Only the header should remain outside the cut tag. If you don't know how to do a cut tag, email me for help or read the instructions here.

  • Please turn off all weird Microsoft Word auto-format options. This includes Smart Quotes and automatic dash fixes. (Options to turn these off are in the Tools/AutoCorrect Options/Auto Format As You Type tab.) They play havoc on IJ posts and it's just cleaner to have them off.

  • Fics must be beta read. If you are having trouble finding a beta, please let the me know and I'll see what I can dig up.


If you have a long fic that is in need of off-comm hosting, it can be emailed to me via the mod account (santas.lap at gmail.com) and will be hosted on my website until the fest is over.

I'm happy to answer any questions you have. Contact me by email or here in the comments.
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Reminder: Fest Opens in Two Weeks! [Nov. 16th, 2007|02:52 pm]

gnomad
[Tags|]
[Current Location |Work]
[Current Mood | busy]

Hiya! I'm sure you're all busy writing fantastic fics for the fest. I just wanted to remind you that posting begins in two weeks on November 30th. Participants can post their fics and art to the community any time between then and December 25th. If you're having any issues, please feel free to contact me at the comm email address: santas.lap at gmail.com. I will be away on vacation until Nov. 27th, but I'll still be occasionally checking email.
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Time to Claim Your Prompts! [Sep. 9th, 2007|07:48 pm]

gnomad
[Tags|]
[Current Location |Home]
[Current Mood | excited]
[Current Music |Who hoos!]

ETA: Sign ups Closed! Thanks!

Below are the 131 prompts available for claiming. A few rules, however, before you begin:

  • To participate, please comment to this post with your desired prompt number and a statement stating you are over the age of 18. You must include an age statement. If you do not, your claim will not be counted and you'll not be allowed to participate.

  • There is a maximum limit of 2 participants per prompt. I will try to keep the list updated as much as possible; however, please check the comments before replying with your prompt choice to see if 2 people have already claimed your prompt.

  • Prompts will be open for claiming from now until September 16th (midnight GMT).

  • You may claim your own suggested prompt if you'd like, but you're encouraged to choose something different.

  • ETA: If you wish to write multiple fics for the fest, please wait to claim your second prompt until after you've finished your first fic. Thanks!


Prompts Ahead! )
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