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LMoM: Tried and True, 14
Title: Tried and True
Author: Rosy
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Remus and Sevy, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kink(s): object insertion, bondage, finger sucking, Legilimency sex (for lack of a better term), more pop culture
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2010
Summary: In every genre, there are cliches. That includes pornography.
Notes: Really, I just wanted to do something fun and silly. :D Plus I thought, "Hey... wouldn't it be funny if someone wrote a smut fic like in Stranger Than Fiction where one of the characters hears the narrator?"
Word Count: 2,282

PS: thanks everyone for the support last night... I hope this makes up for it. :D

|1: The Hitchhiker|2: Cowboys|3: Vampires|4: Pirates|5: Pool Boy|6: Closeted|7: Naughty Professor|8: Superhero and Villain|9: Lord and Stableboy|10: Playing Doctor|11: Subway Molestation|12: Pizza Boy|13: Artist & Model|14: Aliens|15: Clubbing|16: After the Game|17: The Interrogation|18: The Nerd's Neighbor|19: Fairy Tale|20: The Babysitter|21: Incubus|22: Geisha|23: The Trance|24: In The Library|25: Teaching|26: Order Meeting|27: A Revel|28: Trapped|29: Magic|30: Waking|31: Ever After|



Severus Snape had the oddest feeling.

"This whole farce can be described by the words 'odd feeling', don't you think?"

For some unknown reason, he thought that if he had to say "By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan" he might physically maim something.

"...this is another one of those popular culture references, isn't it?"

Severus stood in what looked like some sort of laboratory, though it was far more technically advanced than anything he had ever seen. Devices littered the pearly-white counters, their sleek metallic shapes contrasting to the almost organic looking surfaces upon which they rested. Screens lined the room, some showing lines of colors that fluctuated and merged and dispersed in patterns while others scrolled lines of what looked like writing, though he had never before seen that sort of language.

When he caught his reflection in a tall bank of sleek silver cabinets, Severus' eyes widened. He wore a sort of filmy robe, which fell to his feet in a prismatic wave of colors. It was thin, almost feather light against his skin... which was faintly purple, he noticed. His hair was gone, replaced by an almost reptilian looking crown of ridges, a set of frills curling around his ears. His eyes were slightly larger than he remembered, with feline pupils and no discernable whites, the iris a milky opal color. The fingers of his hand were long, much longer than they had ever been, tapered to delicate points at the end.

A gentle chime sounded, and Severus looked up as the door fwished open, sliding back into the wall.

"Fwished?"

Onomatopoeia.

"...and I thought you devoid of intellect."

Another member of his species, dressed in an official looking unitard walked in, a flat bed levitating behind him. He looked at Severus and inclined his head slowly, and Severus felt words flow into his head like water.

A new specimen. We hope he will satisfy your requirements.

Severus looked at the hovering gurney, unsurprised to see Remus Lupin lying on it. Remus was apparently asleep, his nude body draped in a filmy veil of similar fabric to Severus' robe. Severus' strange eyes flicked over him, and he inclined his head to the other.

He will suffice. The Commander is most gracious. The other inclined his head and left, the door sliding closed behind him.

Severus made a slight wave of his hand, and the gurney floated to the very center of the room. He glided over, picking up a small, hand held screen similar to the ones set into the wall. A single tap, and it flared to life, the strange language scrolling over the surface. He tapped in a series of commands, and the gurney beeped in response. The veil was removed, and bands of the same sleek metal curled over his ankles and wrists, restraining him.

Severus began with a thorough examination, looking over Remus' body carefully. He made notations on his screen as he circled, noting that the subject was already beginning to wake. Remus blinked, wincing at the lights above him. A thought from Severus had the lights dimming, so that he could see where he was.

Remus' eyes widened. "Where am I? What do you want?"

Such a primitive language, Severus thought, drawing closer. Remus' brain would no doubt implode if he tried to communicate. He tapped in another command, and the screen blipped at him, indicating that it would record his thoughts as he continued the examination in a more hands on capacity. Setting it aside on the counter, he picked up one of the devices; an automated hypodermic needle filled with a blue liquid. He turned back to Remus, watching as the human struggled against his bonds.

Now that wouldn't do at all. He put his hand on Remus' forehead, keeping him still as he pressed the round edge of the injection gun above Remus' jugular. A quick depression of the trigger, and the liquid shot through the needle into Remus' bloodstream. The human gasped at the sharp pain.... then began to calm, his vitals becoming languid and soothed. Severus put the device away, looking at Remus again. The amber-gold eyes were glassy, blinking lazily at Severus.

"Who... are you...?" he murmured softly.

Severus tipped his head, considering. This one was already more intelligent than his previous specimens. The younger human with the strange mark on his forehead was quite... dull. He had merely fallen asleep and drooled incessantly. This one, however... this one might do nicely.

A mental command had the gurney shift again. The bonds on Remus' ankles were attached to hydraulic arms, which lifted and spred Remus' legs easily. The foot of the gurney collapsed inwardly, leaving Remus' posterior resting at the very edge of the bed. Severus floated to the foot of the gurney and examined Remus carefully. He noted the dimensions of the human's fifth appendage, making an aside that he found it curious that the females of the species lacked the appendage. He had not been interested in the cleft the females had in place of the male appendage. Especially as the purple haired female had screeched at him when he had poked it.

Severus moved back to the head of the gurney, looking at Remus carefully. He had noticed a strange fluctuation of the human's vitals as he had examined his posterior. Remus' face had a flush on the cheeks, his lips swollen and a little rosy. That was a new reaction to the serum, one Severus was unfamiliar with. Remus was staring at him, and Severus noted that the subject's eyes were darker, the iris expanding significantly.

"You're beautiful..."

Severus blinked curiously. He wasn't familiar with the term. He touched Remus' lower lip with one finger, feeling how glossy and wet it was and wondering if the human had been licking his lips.

When Remus flicked his tongue out to lick him, Severus blinked and withdrew the finger. Remus only looked at him, mouth slightly open. Slowly, Severus extended his finger again. Remus moaned and laved it with his tongue before sucking it into his mouth. Severus felt his own pupils widen. A strange, shivery feeling spread through his body as Remus sucked and licked at his finger. It coiled at the base of his spine, pulsing with an odd heat. He had never before been aroused by his subjects, but he could feel his sex stirring in its sheathe.

Remus' eyes were half closed as he sucked the finger in his mouth. His tongue swirled over the digit, his teeth scraping gently at the skin. Out of curiosity, Severus offered him a second finger as well, and Remus moaned as he took it into his mouth. He moved his head, bobbing over the fingers in a motion that Severus felt quiver through his body again, sending heat flaring to his sex.

He withdrew his fingers, looking at the fluid coating them curiously despite Remus' groan of loss. Severus glanced at his subject... then noticed something peculiar. The fifth appendage... had grown. He moved again to the foot of the gurney, describing the changes mentally to his recording screen. It had lengthened and become rigid, the tip leaking a clear fluid. The two bulbous growths below had changed as well, drawing closer to the body. He wondered if perhaps this was a state of excitation.

Curious, Severus ran a finger along the thick vein in the human's appendage, and heard Remus groan. He was surprised when Remus' hips flexed, thrusting upwards and causing the appendage to bob. Severus narrowed his eyes thoughtfully... then took a sample of the fluid with a small fibrous ball and fed it to one of his devices.

It beeped at him, the analysis scrolling across the screen. This... was beginning to make more sense. The fifth appendage was the human male's sex, and the cleft of the human female must be their reciprocal sex. Ergo, to copulate, the human male sheathed himself in the female, resulting in fertilization and gestation. Quite interesting, really, though he wondered why none of the other researchers had made the same discovery.

Severus wondered what the human could be thinking that would arouse him so. Gingerly, he touched Remus' mind... and his irises widened with surprise.

The picture in Remus' mind... was of him. Was of him coupling with Remus, his own hips flexing against Remus' posterior. He could sense the excitement in Remus' mind, at both the thought of being used this way and being so completely at Severus' mercy. He could sense something else... some other feeling much softer and warmer fuelling these desires... but he couldn't put a name to it.

"Please..." Remus begged softly, hips shifting in supplication.

Severus returned to the foot of the gurney, considering. He could read the human's desire to have Severus "in" him... though he couldn't see how the thing might be accomplished. There was no reciprocal cleft, as in the human female Remus might couple with. But there was.... he blinked, and looked at Remus incredulously. Surely he couldn't mean...

"Please... in me..." Remus groaned, wriggling. "Please..."

...the sound of him begging, seeing him wriggle helplessly.... it made Severus' own arousal spike. He looked at the crease and the tiny pucker hidden within it. He knew exactly what this was for... so he couldn't see how Remus would find pleasure in his inserting his sex into this... particular orifice. He touched the orifice, noting how it flickered and flexed in reaction. It did not, he noted, have the elasticity of the female cleft, and would therefore require some sort of preparation before insertion.

He picked up a long, narrow device and liberally covered it with a lubricative jelly. Gingerly, Severus inserted the probe, watching as Remus moaned in reaction. The readings he got... were interesting. There seemed to be a bundle of nerves around a gland in the human's body, which was situated right against the channel of the orifice. It was attached in some way to the human's sex, and seemed to stimulate pleasure reactors in the brain.

It was also, his device pinged, much tighter and hotter than the female cleft. Which made Severus' sex quiver in anticipation.

He removed the probe, and considered. Remus was watching him, panting desperately. Slowly, Severus let the flimsy robe fall from his shoulders, and let his sex slide from its sheathe against his abdomen.

It was much larger than Remus' own sex, and Remus moaned at the sight of it, hips flexing. "Oh Merlin.. yes.. please put it in me!"

Severus felt his own pulse and respiratory functions increase. He slicked his sex with the lubricant, and gingerly positioned it at the pucker of the orifice. Slowly, so as not to harm the subject, he pressed inside. Remus moaned at him, body shuddering as he was breached. For his part, Severus' sex had never felt so... tightly enveloped. It was tight and hot and it sent the pleasure sensors in his brain firing rapidly. Once he was fully seated in the human (and there was something... deliciously naughty about coupling with his test subject), he waited.

He could feel Remus' body stretch and relax around him, adjusting to his sex. Remus shifted, groaning and pressing his hips downward. "Gods... move, please please move..."

Severus pulled back.... and thrust forward.

"YES!" Remus' body arched like a bridge, quivering in pleasure. "Yes just like that... there... gods please fuck me!"

Severus felt heat suffusing his body. He began slowly, cataloguing the human's reaction as he pumped his sex in and out of Remus' body. But then, his own arousal demanded release, and he began moving faster. Remus' voice became an intelligible babble of sound, panting moans that scaled higher and higher. Severus grabbed Remus' hips and lifted them, angling for an easier, deeper thrust.

Remus' moan rang through the room, and he thrashed wildly in the confines of his restraints. Severus touched his mind again, wondering...

so big so full feels so good gods please do it yes do it fuck me fuck me gods I love you so much so beautiful fuck me fuck me fuck me yes so perfect

Severus swallowed, his body singing with the pleasure he was experiencing even though some part of him reflexively doubted what he read in Remus' mind. He discarded his thoughts in favor of giving the human what he wanted. He pistoned his hips harder and faster, listening as Remus cried out in pleasure, his body taking everything Severus gave him and giving pleasure in return.

Suddenly, Remus' eyes and mouth went wide, his body arching again. A shudder ran down the muscles of his abdomen, and he was silent for a split second before screaming in ecstasy. Severus felt and saw several things at once, his mind rapidly cataloging them. Remus' cock twitched violently, and then began spurting a milky white fluid over his body. His body shuddered at his release, and Severus could feel the muscles of the channel he was sheathed in fluttering and contracting. It felt... it felt...

Severus threw his head back, letting the pleasure crest in him as Remus' body milked his own climax. His own sex pumped ejaculate into Remus' body, and Remus moaned softly at the feel of it slicking his insides.

Remus lay panting on the gurney, exhausted and sated. Severus slowly pulled his sex out of Remus' body, letting it retract back into its sheathe. When he looked at Remus again, their minds touched, and that feeling... that warm, soft feeling coiled through his mind, wrapping him in... he couldn't place it. Couldn't place the feeling...

Severus wondered if he had ever felt anything like it before.