Rosy (real_life_rosy) wrote in pervy_werewolf, @ 2010-05-08 11:12:00 |
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Entry tags: | #lmom 2010, author: real_life_rosy, kink: genderfuck, remus/severus |
LMoM: Tried and True, 8
Title: Tried and True
Author: Rosy
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Remus and Sevy, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kink(s): genderfuck... pop culture >.>
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2010
Summary: In every genre, there are cliches. That includes pornography.
Notes: Really, I just wanted to do something fun and silly. :D Plus I thought, "Hey... wouldn't it be funny if someone wrote a smut fic like in Stranger Than Fiction where one of the characters hears the narrator?"
Word Count: 1,134
|1: The Hitchhiker|2: Cowboys|3: Vampires|4: Pirates|5: Pool Boy|6: Closeted|7: Naughty Professor|8: Superhero and Villain|9: Lord and Stableboy|10: Playing Doctor|11: Subway Molestation|12: Pizza Boy|13: Artist & Model|14: Aliens|15: Clubbing|16: After the Game|17: The Interrogation|18: The Nerd's Neighbor|19: Fairy Tale|20: The Babysitter|21: Incubus|22: Geisha|23: The Trance|24: In The Library|25: Teaching|26: Order Meeting|27: A Revel|28: Trapped|29: Magic|30: Waking|31: Ever After|
Severus Snape was beginning to wonder about the Narrator's mental health.
"Beginning to? I've known you were batshit insane since the first of these little episodes!"
But since it was clear that the Narrator's motives were pure...
"Purely perverted."
...he was willing to overlook some noticeable idiosyncrasies, such as his current outfit. The lab coast, which fastened at the shoulder, was a deep red. Combined with the heavy leather gloves and the strange goggles perched in his wildly short hair, he was quite the picture of an evil genius. Remus Lupin stood across from him in nothing more complicated than a pair of (tight) jeans, a (muscle) shirt with a hammer emblem, leather boots and leather gloves. It was rather difficult at first glance to tell which of them was the hero and which the villain.
"...is there some reference to popular culture that I'm missing?"
It's the Internet. The two arch nemeses stood in a deserted alleyway, squaring off. Remus smirked. "I would think after our last encounter you'd be afraid to face me."
Severus glared. "You may have had the upper hand last time, but now the hand is mine to be... uppered..." He blinked, then shook his head and brandished a rather improbable looking gun, with its blinking lights and low thrumming. With a maniacal laugh, he pulled the trigger.
The gun glowed neon blue, gave off a high-pitched whine... and then sputtered. It gave a wheezy cough and spat out a tendril of gray smoke.
Remus raised an eyebrow. "Is this where I'm supposed to cower in fear?"
Severus glared at the gun, giving it a shake. When that did nothing, he smacked it with the heel of his hand, swearing at it. The gun whined and flared blue, then shot a ball of neon blue energy... which ricocheted off the hood of a car, a window, and then a discarded hubcap. Severus blinked, seeing it head for his chest. "...balls."
The energy hit him square in the chest, causing heat to flare through his body. He felt... things shift, and then the sensation faded. Severus blinked once the tinglies had left his extremities. He didn't... feel different. The Adoration Gun was supposed to make Remus adore him... but since it struck him, he should have adored Remus... but...
Remus made a slightly strangled gurgle. He was staring at Severus. More specifically, he was staring at Severus' chest. "What?" Severus snapped, and then looked down. "...oh balls."
Breasts. He had breasts. They weren't improbably melons, but they were most definitely breasts. He grabbed one, and then with a flare of panic, reached down between his legs. "...oh holy fuck..."
Remus moved closer to him, licking his lips. His eyes were strangely dilated. "...you look... fucking amazing."
"Are you absolutely daft!?" Severus demanded, backing away. And unfortunately backing against the brick wall in the process. Remus pressed up against him, scenting along his throat and hair. "What are you...?"
Remus purred low in his chest, rocking against him. Severus felt... the most interesting sensations in his recently transformed nether regions. Quite different from what he was used to. Remus kissed behind his ear, his hands sliding up his sides to cup those new appendages on his chest. Which was an entirely different sensation. Severus moaned, letting his eyes drift closed as Remus continued touching him, exploring his newly made body. "Merlin, you feel so good... I just... can't get enough of you..."
Something triggered in Severus' Evil Genius Brain. He put a hand on Remus' chest and pushed him away. "...what if I say no?" he drawled.
Remus looked panicked. "I'll do anything..."
...apparently the Adoration Gun worked. Just not the way he intended. Severus smirked. "On your knees."
Remus dropped immediately, his knees making a rather painful sound on the concrete. He edged closer to press against Severus' legs. "Anything... anything you want."
This was a heady feeling, having Remus absolutely desperate for him. Severus smiled slyly. "Lick it. But if you touch yourself, I won't be happy."
Remus nodded fervently, reverently removing the intervening pieces of clothing. He let Severus' lab coat remain in place, but bared the tempting triangle of pubic hair. With a low moan, he buried his face between Severus' thighs. He licked along the cleft of Severus' pussy, and Severus had to moan in pleasure. That... was definitely different. He spread his thighs, and Remus pressed in closer, licking and making muffled noises of pleasure as he ate Severus out. Severus rocked against him, wanting more. He threw one knee over Remus' shoulder, pressing his calf and foot against his lover's spine. Remus moaned and pressed in closer, his tongue seeking the little nubbin of nerves.
When he found it, Severus cried out. That... the electric, heated pleasure raced through his veins. Instead of throbbing in one place, it seemed to coil through his entire body. All of his nerves tingled with heat, his breasts felt swollen and heavy and sensitive. He lifted a hand and kneaded it, moaning at the sensation. Remus' clever tongue was driving him mad, stroking along his pussy and flicking at his clit. "More..." Severus gasped.
Remus slid one finger through the wetness of his arousal, and slowly pressed it inside. Severus could feel the swollen lips of his labia stretch to let it pass, could feel the finger's passage up into his body. Slowly, Remus pumped the finger in and out, and then crooked his finger just a little. Severus gasped out, his eyes going wide while Remus purred in satisfaction. It took only a few more swipes of that tongue, a little more pumping of that finger, and wave after wave of pleasure broke over Severus' body. He arched, letting the orgasm crest over him.
Panting, eyes closed, he only vaguely felt Remus shift away and stand. He opened them a sliver and Remus pressed in, kissing him frantically. His mouth was slick with the juices from Severus' body, and that added a strange spice to the kiss. Severus felt languid and sated, but it wasn't really fair for Remus, whose heavy erection he could feel pressing against his hips. Severus reached between them and undid Remus' fly with deft fingers.
The low moan Remus gave when he wrapped his hands around that needy shaft was exceptionally satisfying. Remus kissed him, panting and whining as his hips rocked into Severus' hand. It didn't take much, just a few sweet, perfect strokes, and Remus was spurting over Severus' fingers. They clung to each other a moment, panting and slowly falling into a sated lassitude.
Severus felt Remus kiss along his throat again, murmuring silly nonsense in his ear. "Beautiful... wonderful... gods I love you..."
...Severus felt an icy hand grip his heart, and thought the Narrator entirely too cruel.