Welcome to the Otherworld

Of all the stupid reactions I've seen, "let's grab the rattlesnake and try to throw it out the (closed) window!" is making the list for the last whenever. Jesus. You only have one kind of venomous snake, BC, but that's not an excuse to just ignore it.

I need to find smarter roommates.

I, for one, am very curious about how this is going to effect the future of golfing at Fraserview.

I mean, we're running the risk of disappointing a whole bunch of really rich, really old dudes who can potentially fall into a hole in the universe at the 18th. And do we really want the fae's first exposure to modern sports to be golf?

Golf is horrible. And there isn't even a tiny windmill.


[Luis]

Find anything super hinky and weird on your class-delaying excursion, Mulder?

Classes are not cancelled.