Welcome to the Otherworld

Of all the stupid reactions I've seen, "let's grab the rattlesnake and try to throw it out the (closed) window!" is making the list for the last whenever. Jesus. You only have one kind of venomous snake, BC, but that's not an excuse to just ignore it.

I need to find smarter roommates.

The next enchanter who interrupts my class with a view for interrogation will be leaving with a small but thorny plant attached to their backside. You have been duly warned. If I wished to confer with either of your organisations I would have done so by now.