characters: Tony and Jess, later Brucey
setting: NYC sewers - late afternoon
content: Sewage, violence...awkward touching? Never know with these two weirdos.
summary: On today's episode of Fetch the Tesseract...

( Her good mood hadn't stood a chance. )

Characters: Tony Stark, Maria Hill and OTA
Setting: Defense Technology Development Expo, Fort Hamilton, NY
Content: Probably really awkward
Summary: There's a lot of people Tony doesn't really get along with, and Maria Hill still makes it high on the list.

( the big boom that signaled the inevitable mess )

Characters: Iron Man and 'Hellcat'
Setting: Queens, NYC, midday
Content: Blood! Violence! Magic!
Summary: One of many operations to suss out the missing cosmic cube leads the New Avengers to a local mystic and his followers.

( a cosmic wish machine )

Characters:All Avengers and avengers friends and family and dates so like everyone!
Setting:Roof of Banner's Apartment
Content:Good clean fun
Summary:The Fourth of July isn't just about being a patriot it's about enjoying the company of your family...and setting off fireworks!

( Ooh, they're red, white and blue. )

Characters:Banner OTA TOOOONNNNNNNY
Setting:Sunday evening, Bruce's SoHo Loft which is already cluttered with books
Content:Tame
Summary:Banner is the worst friend ever!

( Won't you do this for me son, if you can? )

Characters: Rhodey, Pepper, Tony (OTA who wants to crash the reunion)
Setting: Peppers Office, Long Island.
Content: Probably adult language
Summary: Rhodey's back from a tour in Afghanistan to hear some great news about Pepper. What he's expecting is the fact he'll run into his jerk of a best friend, who he's still not forgiven by the way.

( Break out the Champagne )

Characters: The birthday girl and a couple of old dudes, OTA! Drop by, have a drink.
Setting: The coffee shop, then a fancy place
Content: Depends on who gets involved. Come on, help me put a warning here.
Summary: Cassie insists on getting older and it's bewildering but must be acknowledged.

( that was a dangerous question )

Characters: Thor, OTA
Setting: Downtown Manhattan
Content: Camp, Squid death?
Summary: Thor has arrived and is ready for his close up

( So how many cameras are on that guy? )

Characters:Wicked,Pietro...errrrvrrrybody
Setting:620 Loft & Garden Rockefeller Center
Content:Flowers,presents,two people in love, kissing...swearing,death,violence,crying.
Summary:Pietro and wicked are getting Married!
[Note: They are on the roof yes. The reception is under the tent.

( The groom was prettier than the bride )

Characters: The groom-to-be and his weird friends. All dudes invited. Tony doesn't even know who Pietro hangs out with, so he probably invited everyone.
Setting: On a boat, motherfucker.
Content: Boobs and Nazis never mind, somehow we had a party that wasn't crashed by supervillains
Summary: Pietro's getting married! We only have one night to completely ruin his life, so we better do it right.

( solid land a distant memory )

Characters: The Contessa in disguise all new Avengers for bonding?
Setting:SHIELD HQ
Content:Evil
Summary:The Contess-Valerie is adjusting nicely to her new role as superhero

( Read more  )

Characters: Normal Tony, Justin Hammer
Setting: S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ
Content: Some mind control stuff, if that bothers you.
Summary: Evil Tony made some changes that Tony cannot get behind, so he's on clean-up.

( such a tragic life )

Characters: Happy and Tony
Setting: Various places in NYC
Content: Bros
Summary: Just like old times, Happy is playing bodyguard.

( How could anyone tell them that some things are not what they seem? )

Characters:Wicked OTA
Setting:Necrophilia (I'm making that place a thing!)
Content:Tame?
Summary:It's Wicked's birthday and for once she's going to have a good one

( What's my age again?! )

Characters: A pair of Tonys, Wanda and Pepper
Setting: 919-OMVerse, New York City, night
Content: Human barbeque.
Summary: The answer was right in front of him all along and Tony really wants to kick himself. Physically.

( move beyond the theoretical )

Characters: Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark (919)
Setting:: Tony's Office
Content: TBD
Summary: He's not the same

( You tend to see every problem as a nail )

Characters: 919!Tony and OM!Hammer, anyone else that happens by, go for it
Setting: S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ, then, like, around, man.
Content: A bit of a scuffle.
Summary: Tony Stark hasn't been taking care of business, so Tony Stark is here to look out for him. He's a good guy like that.

( fine things in life )

Characters: Wanda, Tony, Alternate!Tony
Setting: Wanda's loft
Content: Nothing questionable that I'm aware of
Summary: Tony finds Wanda's not-so-secret hide out, meanwhile the time machine stirs and someone unexpected steps out

( I'm living on such sweet nothing. )

Characters: OTAnyone who likes free stuff. That's you. I seent you.
Setting: The Establishment Formerly Known As Starbucks, all day.
Content: Hungry student chaos, otherwise undecided.
Summary: Tony's new investment is opening with a bang, and some poor fools have to work there.

( such wild anarchy )