Heya Newbie Dudiez n' Newbie Dudetteez! Ol' NC Pharts too!
But i figgered its time to make my presence known here too after seeing you last 2 newbies using YOUR spines of iron to introduce yourselves, & Im no shrinking violet by ANY eans, so - what da hell?
im an odd yet delightful blend of sweet, brash, kind & crass. I vow to irritate, inflame, arouse, intrigue & baffle you consistently & without fail. I will do all in my power to keep you alert, confused, mentally-tweaked & subconsciously fine-tuned.
I have spent over half a century in my chosen area of expertise excreting untold gallons of blood, sweat, piss, shee-ite & tears undergoing my craft's brutal educational processes to become the keen & fear-free, blatant advisor that the decades have forged me into.
I shoot from the hip & I make no apologies for my gut-wrenching honesty.
My points of view & personal philosophies have stemmed directly from my hard-won & cruelly-gleaned experiences down through the long, arduous years.
I'm real, true, shameless, but I am also caring, compassionate, understanding, insightful & willing to help guide a meandering, tentatively-afflicted fellow soul along his or her own difficult journey toward eventual spiritual maturity & fulfillment.
Now - All *I* need is help, advice & guidance at figuring out all this bewildering technical crap I need to know in order to get my stuff working & right in IJ here.
Like - how do I get my journal into the search engines? Where IS everybody in IJ so I can get people on board? How do I GET people on board & subscribing?
Is IJ really active with bloggers & members or am I pretty much alone out here?
HEP me! HEP me!