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Tweak says, "Not happy fun times."

The Porn Santa (smutmas_mod) wrote in merry_smutmas,
@ 2007-12-03 08:00:00

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Merry Smutmas, auntee_mame!

To: auntee_mame
From: kaalee

Title: Naughts and Crosses
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ron/Harry
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters mentioned within are property of JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ron determined to figure out who steals into his bed in the middle of the night and wakes him up with their tongue in his, er, well, you know...
Author's notes: Many thanks to my lovely betas for the help with this story.

auntee_mame, I think the world of you and the idea of writing a story for you was simultaneously exhilarating and daunting. I went with a lighthearted feel to combat the stress of the holidays. I hope you enjoy. ♥

Naughts and Crosses

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	sansa1970 2007-12-03 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	Hilarious! Wonderful, witty dialog, and hot sex. I think I ♥ your Seamus. Thanks for sharing this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:59 pm UTC

	florida_minxie 2007-12-03 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	snicker Seamus is too much. I do think I love him now. A wonderful morning read (and that's coming from a girl who doesn't read much Harry/Ron)! (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:59 pm UTC

josan
2007-12-03 02:22 pm UTC (link)

Back off, Weasley. I'm the adult right now."

"Don't be wagging your tongue, Potter," Seamus says. "We all know where it's been."

I love your Seamus! He has the best lines in the story.

"Y'know," he says innocently, "I've always wondered if George had more than a passing interest in Lee Jordan."

OMG! George deserves everything they dish out to him. (Mind, Fred would have approved...of what George did.)

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kaalee, 2008-01-06 04:00 pm UTC

	entrenous88 2007-12-03 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	Fabulous! So many funny moments, and wow, the hotness is wonderful. I love interfering George, head-smacking Seamus, Ron wisely not starting a fight with stronger Dean, Neville doing his calm and capable assessment -- all of it, really, is fantastic stuff. (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 04:01 pm UTC

bewarethesmirk
2007-12-03 02:41 pm UTC (link)

*bounces around* You know, I don't read much Harry/Ron. In fact, this might be the first Harry/Ron fic I've ever ever read. I think one of the delights in writing fic is drawing readers into a new ship or a new situation that's new to them. Well, guess what? You did!

I love Ron's voice. It's so him. The whole story is so hilarious and I must incorporate "arse fairy" into my daily vocabulary. I was so happy to see the end. I'm also kind of glad Harry wasn't breaking into Ron's room knowingly (even though that would've been hot, too.)

Fabulous job! I'll definitely have to go read some more fic on the Best Mates exchange. :D

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bewarethesmirk, 2007-12-03 02:42 pm UTC

kaalee, 2008-01-06 04:07 pm UTC

bewarethesmirk, 2008-01-08 10:58 pm UTC

kaalee, 2008-01-13 03:52 pm UTC

	chiralove 2007-12-03 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Fabulous! So funny and hot, I really loved this! (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 04:07 pm UTC

	celandineb 2007-12-03 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	Hee! Delicious and delightfully funny -- Seamus was a riot, and poor Harry and Ron, so confused... (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 04:08 pm UTC

	simons_flower 2007-12-03 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	That was great! I loved the interactions with Seamus and Dean, the whole Ministry setting. And poor Ron trying to explain what was going on. But the against-the-wall!finale? Priceless. (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 04:08 pm UTC

	geoviki 2007-12-03 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	Wonderful humor and dialogue - the characterization is so great! I thought the plot was especially clever, and the way it unfolds lends a terrific air of mystery that kept me so curious all the way through. (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:58 pm UTC

	(Anonymous) 2007-12-03 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	I wish I could explain how wonderful I think this is, but all my words have vanished. All I can say is BRILLIANT! And hints of Glee at the end! happy sigh ~IamShadow (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:58 pm UTC

	hpuckle 2007-12-03 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Loved it! I have a feeling auntee_mame will love it too! The last line was perfect - Glee! xxx (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:57 pm UTC

	emiime 2007-12-03 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, this is brilliant and funny and NGHH so hot! And Disneyworld--hee! ♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:51 pm UTC

	rp_bunni 2007-12-03 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, lovely! Funny and hot. Great job! :-) :-) (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:51 pm UTC

snegurochka_lee
2007-12-03 04:45 pm UTC (link)

*howls*

Oh my God, this story FTW, man! This, this is why it is in my best interests to click on stories even if I don't normally read the pairing. (Nothing against the pairing, of course, just that there's only so many hours in a day, and many many pairings to read). ;) Anyway, this was FANTASTIC in all sorts of ways, starting with the very first line, which is also a compliment to the very premise/plot of the thing, which couldn't be more clever if it tried.

And Seamus? OH MY GOD, SEAMUS.

"Ron. You want Harry to admit that he's been shoving his tongue down your rabbit hole every few nights, aye?"

"And, Harry. You want Ron to believe that as tempting as his arse is, you have no memory of any tongue-spelunking into his nether-bits."

"Don't be wagging your tongue, Potter," Seamus says. "We all know where it's been."

Dead. I am DEAD. This is brilliant. ♥ !

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kaalee, 2008-01-06 05:30 pm UTC

	dora_the_nymph 2007-12-03 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, this was sweet and funny and had a brilliant Ron voice. Just wonderful! (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:50 pm UTC

	auntee_mame 2007-12-03 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	bounces I haven't read it yet! I'm just really excited. I'll be back with comments after I read! (Reply to this)

	wallflowergirl 2007-12-03 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Gah! Absolutley amazing! So funny, so hot, so right. I adored your Seamus, I loved the fact that there were spells in Irish. You got his voice so well. Your Harry was beautiful. Your Ron was... well, everything that Ron is meant to be. He was funny and hot headed and gorgeous and rash and in love with Harry! Well done. (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:50 pm UTC

	florahart 2007-12-03 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I like this. :D I'm also nearly sure who wrote it, but you never know; I could be wrong. Also, that Seamus is the adult here has killed me dead. Heh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:48 pm UTC

	(Anonymous) 2007-12-03 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	giggles Rational, horny Seamus and Harry sleeprimming and Molly taking Arthur to Disneyworld and Neville the expert! Oh, delightful! (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:48 pm UTC

auntee_mame
2007-12-03 05:19 pm UTC (link)

I went with a lighthearted feel to combat the stress of the holidays.

YES! Thank you. I need lighthearted today!

The first time Ron wakes with someone's tongue in his arse..

Best opening line EVER!!!

arse-fairy

*grins from ear-to-ear*

"Your dad took a holiday?"

"Yeah. He'd only agree to go with mum so long as they went somewhere uniquely Muggle."

"Where did they go?"

"Disneyworld."

Dean snickers. "Your mum convinced him that Disneyworld is completely Muggle-built and run?"

Ron nods.

"Remind me not to believe everything your mum says."

Brilliant! That's brilliant!

"I dunno how you're gonna mark this though. It's not a full-out fuck, so you can't mark a cross..." Seamus tilts his head, considering. "I'd always sort of assumed that getting sucked off meant your cock, but, technically, you were still getting sucked, so maybe you can still mark it as naught. Did you come, then?"

Oh, men! *loves them*

God, if he'd known how bloody brilliant this felt, he'd have skipped Auror training altogether and found a sex job or something.

That's so Ron!

"Harry?"

Ron sees green eyes blink at him -- they're darker than he's ever seen them -- and within a moment Ron is alone in his room.

HARRY!

Ron's never had a battle of wits going on inside him.

He's really not sure he likes it.

*snicker*

Plus, he's about ninety-eight percent certain that Dean could kick his arse anyway.

HAHAHAHA!

They've just-

Oh, god.

*whimpers* Oh, god, is right!

"I never knew George could run like that."

LOL! Oh mystery author, so very well done!

Now it's skin on skin, Ron on Harry and nothing in between.

GUH!

"Y'know," he says innocently, "I've always wondered if George had more than a passing interest in Lee Jordan."

GLEE!!!!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

This is my favorite style of story! And it's just perfect! Just PERFECT! I love the Naughts and Crosses and young men acting like young men. And Ron and Harry were just wonderful!

There isn't enough space for hearts to represent how much I love this!!!

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kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:45 pm UTC

	(Anonymous) 2007-12-03 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	I enjoyed this so much! Well done! --Waxbean (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:45 pm UTC

	rickey_a 2007-12-03 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	oh I loved this!!!! Funny, sexy, loving... all the makings of a perfect H/R! fav bit: "If you'd get your head out of your arse, then maybe you'd be able to see!" Harry yells. "Well, maybe if there wasn't always a tongue in there, I'd be able to fit my head," Ron shouts back. (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:46 pm UTC

	fluffyllama 2007-12-03 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Hee, that was lovely! (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:46 pm UTC

	auntee_mame 2007-12-03 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	reads again Ron feels him slide his calf around Ron's thigh and now they're touching just about everywhere. I just adore that image!! And wall sex is like my biggest kink EVER! loves all over again (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:47 pm UTC

	shocfix 2007-12-03 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	The first time Ron wakes with someone's tongue in his arse, he is totally confused Best first line evah! Thank goodness for Seamus being the grown up! That was lovely. (Reply to this) (Thread)

kaalee, 2008-01-06 03:47 pm UTC

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