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The Porn Santa ([info]smutmas_mod) wrote in [info]merry_smutmas,
@ 2007-12-03 08:00:00

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Entry tags:fic, harry/ron

Merry Smutmas, [info]auntee_mame!


To: [info]auntee_mame
From: [info]kaalee




Title: Naughts and Crosses
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ron/Harry
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters mentioned within are property of JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Ron determined to figure out who steals into his bed in the middle of the night and wakes him up with their tongue in his, er, well, you know...
Author's notes: Many thanks to my lovely betas for the help with this story. [info]auntee_mame, I think the world of you and the idea of writing a story for you was simultaneously exhilarating and daunting. I went with a lighthearted feel to combat the stress of the holidays. I hope you enjoy. ♥

Naughts and Crosses

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[info]xylodemon
2007-12-05 05:43 am UTC (link)
This is fabulous!

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[info]kaalee
2008-01-06 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Thank you!! :D

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[info]kennahijja
2007-12-05 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Whee, I loved that! You write such a deliciously in-character Ron, who's both utterly likeable and a horrible git (with a temper...). And balancing between humour and the potential for things to go wrong between Ron and Harry very well - I was quite relieved to see Ron getting a grip on his indignation/fears at the end to recognise a good thing when it, um, licks him ;). I loved Seamus being the adult there... it really puts it into perspective how bad things are :).

A really nice job with a marvellous Ron, and a fun, whacky plot!

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[info]kaalee
2008-01-06 08:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm so glad Ron felt so in-character to you (likeable and with a temper) and that you liked this so well -- thank you so much!! also: Ron getting a grip on his indignation/fears at the end to recognise a good thing when it, um, licks him !!! hahahaha, I laughed aloud at that!

thank you so much!!!

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[info]hogwartshoney
2007-12-06 02:10 am UTC (link)
OMG effing BRILLIANT!!! Here via snegurochka_lee's rec, and it's classic. I love the premise, and Seamus is hysterical! ;o)

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:41 pm UTC

[info]ziasudra
2007-12-06 02:52 am UTC (link)
Oh, your Ron is such a delight! I was waiting for him to find out who the mysterious visitor was and see his reaction! Figures that George would be behind it all ;)

Thanks for a fun read!

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:42 pm UTC

[info]accio_arse
2007-12-06 01:46 pm UTC (link)
Here by [info]snegurochka_lee's rec.

So much fun! I'm not into Harry/Ron at all, but the writing was so wonderful that I loved every sentence of this. I whooped with laughter repeatedly! Just so well done, and your Seamus was fantastic. He sounds like a great mate to have, and speaking as a fellow Irisher, you got him just right.

Fantastic. I'll be re-reading this.

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 08:15 pm UTC

[info]ariadneelda
2007-12-06 03:56 pm UTC (link)
So I never read this pairing but [info]snegurochka_lee's rec was very intriguing, plus how could I not read a story with such an awesome first line? ;-) And am I glad I did! It was funny and sexy and really fantastic. Ron was great, and Seamus OMG - I loved him. And the ending! Hee. :D

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:44 pm UTC

[info]krabapple
2007-12-06 09:47 pm UTC (link)
This was funny and hot and wonderful! Yay!

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:40 pm UTC

[info]no_mad_skillz
2007-12-07 12:43 am UTC (link)
I adore this.

And I'm glad to see George up to his old tricks.

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:39 pm UTC

[info]atdelphi
2007-12-07 02:06 am UTC (link)
Lovely - sweet and funny!

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:39 pm UTC

[info]verdenia
2007-12-07 11:58 am UTC (link)
*giggle* This is so cute and awesome and hot and lovely.
Great job!

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:39 pm UTC
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[info]midnitemarauder
2007-12-08 07:52 am UTC (link)
Hahahaha! What a great ending! This is a really fun story - and I love the whole 'naughts and crosses' bit. Seamus is fantastic! "Don't be wagging your tongue, Potter," Seamus says. "We all know where it's been." Not to mention "tongue-spelunking"! *hee!*

Wonderful!! :)

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:39 pm UTC

[info]aqua_chuu
2007-12-08 10:00 am UTC (link)
Sheer genius! Thanks for the giggles and gah, the hotness. Mmmmm.

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:16 pm UTC

[info]syrosis
2007-12-09 03:15 pm UTC (link)
This was awesome! It's been some time since I've read some good Harry/Ron! The confusion, misunderstandings, the fight, the frottage, the rimming, the really IC characters, everything is perfect! :D I really loved this, Secret Santa! :)

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:15 pm UTC

[info]matroushka
2007-12-09 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Absolutely brilliant! This has to be the best opening line I've ever seen, and the characters and dialogue were spot on. Hilariously funny and as hot as hell... Just wonderful :)

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:13 pm UTC

[info]jeddy
2007-12-11 10:07 am UTC (link)
What a lovely story. I really enjoyed it.

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:12 pm UTC

[info]errata
2007-12-14 05:40 pm UTC (link)
"Don't be wagging your tongue, Potter," Seamus says. "We all know where it's been."

I need an icon that says, "This is the most awesome thing I have ever read in my life." Because it is. The best Ron/Harry ever. I love you for ever, whoever you are.

I can't wait to find out who could have written such an amazing fic. Everyone is so in character. The pacing is superb. The smex is glorious. Rimming shall never be the same again. :P

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 06:11 pm UTC

[info]marinelle
2007-12-17 04:58 am UTC (link)
LOL, a wonderful story!

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 05:35 pm UTC

[info]femmenerd
2007-12-18 08:18 am UTC (link)
I really enjoyed this. Especially Ron and Seamus's dialogue. I kind of had to handwave the dub-con-iness of it all, but that's me.

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 05:35 pm UTC

[info]geniusartist
2007-12-25 11:34 pm UTC (link)
This was full of awesome--like awesome dialogue, awesome premise, awesome characterizations, awesomely hot sex! An enjoyable read all the way until the end. Loved it. Thank you!

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 05:33 pm UTC

[info]gina87
2008-01-01 03:16 pm UTC (link)
Great story! Loved your Seamus. Thanks for sharing!

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 05:33 pm UTC

[info]ships_harry
2008-01-01 07:26 pm UTC (link)
SO much fun!


"Why do you keep showing up at my flat and shoving your tongue in my arse?"

"It's not me!"

"Harry," Ron says, exasperated. "Look, you've been my best mate for, what... eleven years now? You think I don't know what you look like?"


YAY! This kind of thing is what makes this pairing awesome :D. Good stuff. Love the ending, too ;).

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 05:32 pm UTC

[info]jillypooh
2008-01-02 03:52 am UTC (link)
There are some bloody fantastic lines scattered throughout this! It might have-- well, god, it might have had words if Ron hadn't forgot his entire vocabulary when Harry's body touched his. That's my personal fav.

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 05:32 pm UTC

[info]chaos_rose
2008-01-02 04:25 am UTC (link)
Hot and hilarious - I was giggling all the way through the hot bits, too. :)

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(no subject) - [info]kaalee, 2008-01-06 05:31 pm UTC

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