Title: On the Proper Appreciation and Manipulation of Pricks, by Fleur Delacour, Tri-Wizard Champion
Pairings: Snape/Lupin, Snape/Lupin/Bill/[Fleur]
Disclaimer: I own neither these characters nor the body parts they so expertly join together over the course of this story. I dare LJ abuse and/or JKR's lawyers to read through to the end without having to stop to have one off. If they make it, they may sue me for copyright.
Summary: So. I know what you are thinking. You are wanting to know how it happened that my husband went to bed with the potions master and his werewolf. Well, do not look so surprised! Of course I know about it. I was there, you know. What? You would have left? Sit down, then, if you want to know. I will tell you a story about men and their pricks.
Warnings: Double penetration, marginal het. See notes for other content.
Author's Notes: For karasu_hime
, who wanted biting, desperate sex, dirty talk, double penetration, bottom!Snape, and this foursome. Also, I should mention that she did not
want women sucking cock, which was wonderful because as it turns out, Fleur has the same squick. ;) Huge thanks to my beta team of B, S, and R, and extra love
to B for the title. Merry Smutmas, Karasu!( On the Proper Appreciation and Manipulation of Pricks, by Fleur Delacour, Tri-Wizard Champion )