HP Wankfest 2011

wanking_mods @ 06:00 pm: Anyone for Dessert??
Regular Wankfest posting is now over! We're concluding the fest with this -- a special "bonus" piece sent in by a pair of especially enthusiastic participants. (Thanks, mystery author and artist!) Keep watching the comm; information on voting, awards, and fest reveals will be posted soon...


Vincent Crabbe on the Hogwarts Express with the Hand of Glory

Title: A Glorious Day for a Hand Job
Artist: venturous
Author: fbowden (FelicityBowden)
Character: Crabbe the Younger
Location: Hogwarts Express
Object: Hand of Glory
Other Characters: Vince Crabbe, with a splash of Goyle, Malfoy and Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Wanking. Slytherins.
Word Count: 768
Disclaimer: I don't own em, just play dirty. Not for profit.
Artist's/Author's Notes: --this was almost revolting to attempt, much less complete. But in the end, a good time was had by all. Artist is grateful that Author wanted to play along with this madness. Love to all participants and Wanking Mods for so much fabulous Wankiness!

( A Glorious Day for a Hand Job (NWS art!) )


( A Glorious Day for a Hand Job (Fic) )

Tags: 2008 art, 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Harry Potter at 4 Privet Drive with a Time-Turner
Title: Replacing Memories
Author: kabal42
Character: Harry Potter
Location: (The Cupboard under the Stairs) no. 4, Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey
Object: Time-Turner
Other Characters: Ginny and, in a fashion, Ron, Hermione and the Dursleys.
Rating: R
Warnings: Wanking. Angsty thoughts and happy ending.
Word Count: 1638
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione or the Dursleys (though JK can keep them). Nor do I own Privet Drive, thank goodness!
Author's Notes: I owe a couple of sacrifices to the mods for having the patience of Angels with me! Thank you! I am not worthy!

My huge thanks to elfflame for a speedy beta and lots and lots of help, encouragement and helpful comments.

This fic has (strongly) implied Harry/Ginny, but also Harry/someone(s) else.

( Replacing Memories )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 am: Neville Longbottom in the Hogwarts Dungeons with Snape's Buttons
Title: Obsession
Author: half_the_girl
Character: Neville Longbottom
Location: Hogwarts Dungeons
Object: Snape's Buttons
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 506
Disclaimer: I own only a filthy mind, all intellectual properties related to Harry Potter belong to J. K. Rowling.
Author's Notes: Neville crosses the line between fear and obsession.

( Obsession )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Harry Potter in a Theatre with Harry's Glasses
Title: Intermezzo
Author: monoceros_writ
Character: Harry Potter
Location: theatre
Object: Harry’s glasses
Other Characters: Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: partially public sex
Word Count: 1, 446
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: The story has as inspiration Rossini’s opera Il Barbiere di Siviglia, specifically, this part La Calunnia, which can be found here.

( Intermezzo )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Harry Potter in Snape's Office with a Stirring Rod
Title: Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 2 – Harry
Author: ladybelz (Lady B)
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Snape's Office
Object: A stirring rod
Other character(s): Snape
Rating: NC17
Warnings: object insertion, sex with an object, voyeurism, language
Word Count: 1780 words
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: I decided to make this a two-part story. Consider this a pre-slash Snarry.
Beta: The Modly Rowan – thanks for pointing out all those bodies, lol!

( Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 2 – Harry )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Hermione Granger in the Restricted Section with a Magical Sex Toy
Title: A Dare Affair
Author: aylix_green
Character: Hermione Granger
Location: Hogwarts Library, Restricted Section
Object: Magical Sex Toy
Other Characters: Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, George Weasley,
Pairings: Brief HG/SS fantasy, FW/GW/voyeur-HG. Sort of, anyway ;)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Consensual incest/twincest, finger-sucking, dirty talk, oral sex, public wanking, sex charms, fantasy/daydream, voyeurism
Word Count: 4592
Author's Notes: First, a big, huge thank you goes out to my wonderful betas; without you this story would be very different (and much less coherent! LOL). Second, I have a CYA policy on warnings; if I even remotely think it qualifies, I'll warn. If you think the story needs a warning I didn't include, let me know and I'll consider it.

( A Dare Affair )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: James Potter in a Secret Passageway with a Hair Ribbon
Title: Walk a Mile in Her Shoes
Author: eeyore9990
Character: James Potter (Sr)
Location: Secret Passageway
Object: Ribbon
Other Characters: Sirius Black, Lily Evans
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Abuse of Polyjuice; sort of creepy behaviour
Word Count: ~2500
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Company belong to JK Rowling. No money was made writing this bit of fiction.
Author's Notes: Thanks to the mods for being so very, very understanding when this was a bit late. Also YAY for the RIGHT kind of wank in fandom! Hee!

( Walk a Mile in Her Shoes )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Lucius Malfoy in His Vault at Gringotts with a Flying Carpet
Title: Not One Word
Author: roma_fics
Character: Lucius Malfoy
Location: Vault at Gringotts
Object: Flying Carpet
Other Characters: Narcissa and Draco Malfoy
Rating: R-ish
Warnings: none
Word Count: 839
Disclaimer: This story/artwork is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
A/N: Thanks E for the ultra quick beta job.

( Not One Word )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Harry Potter in the Quidditch Locker Room with a pair of Knickers
Title: Infatuation
Author: sdk
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Quidditch locker room, Hogwarts
Object: knickers
Other Characters: Draco, Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,635
Author's Notes: This piece jumps around in time a bit and barely has anything to do with Deathly Hallows canon, and certainly nothing to do with the epilogue. There's a sprinkling of plot mixed in, but hopefully plenty of wank. Special thanks to my beta for her invaluable assistance!

( Infatuation )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Cedric Diggory Leaning Against Nelson's Column with a Deluminator
Title: Getting your Cock Sucked in London is Hard (wanking is just hard work)
Author: kabal42
Character: Cedric Diggory
Location: Leaning against Nelson's Column
Object: Deluminator
Other Characters: None, except for mention of the Diggorys and a Hufflepuff named Peter - and lots of anonymous Muggles.
Rating: R
Warnings: Wanking, duh. In public.
Word Count: 2024
Disclaimer: I don't own Cedric or his cock.
Author's Notes: Inspired by Cocksucker Blues by Jagger/Richards (not a slash I'd ever considered before) and dedicated to J. for the song and to E. and C. for the beta.

( Getting your Cock Sucked in London is Hard (wanking is just hard work) )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:01 pm: Draco Malfoy in Madam Malkin's Dressing Room with a Hair Ribbon
Title: Willing Surrender
Author: monoceros_writ
Character: Draco Malfoy
Location: Madam Malkin's dressing room
Object: hair ribbon
Other Characters: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Somnophilia
Word Count: 1,734 words
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: A big thank you to my lovely betas

( Willing Surrender )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Percy Weasley in a Hogwarts Classroom with a Daydream Charm
Title: Daydreams and Desires
Author: aylix_green
Character: Percy Weasley
Location: Hogwarts Classroom
Object: Daydream Charm
Other Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Consensual incest/twincest, finger-sucking, dirty talk, public wanking, sex charms, fantasy, dubcon-ish
Word Count: 1731
Disclaimer: Not Mine, No Money, Don't Sue
Author's Notes: Firstly, a big, huge thank you to my betas; without you this story would be very different. Secondly, the list of warnings is probably overly broad, but I have a CYA policy on things like this. Finally, please read the Author's Postscript following the story.

( Daydreams and Desires )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Neville Longbottom in the Gryffindor Dorms with a Viktor Krum Action Figure
Title: Small But Perfectly Formed
Author: j_lunatic
Character: Neville
Location: Hogwarts Dorms (Gryffindor)
Object: Viktor Krum Action Figure
Other Characters: Viktor
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Misuse of another person's property?
Word Count: 635
Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation.

( Small But Perfectly Formed )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 11:05 pm: Luna Lovegood at the Whomping Willow with a Magical Singing Dildo
Title: Luna Loves Good Trees
Artist: venturous
Character: Luna Lovegood
Location: Whomping Willow
Object: Dilly, the magic singing dildo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: nudity, penetration, female enjoying herself
Art Details: watercolour, colored pencil, photoshop

( Luna Loves Good Trees (NWS art!) )


Title: Luna Loves Good Trees
Author: fbowden & venturous
Character: Luna Lovegood
Location: Whomping Willow
Object: Dilly, magic singing dildo.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: what do you call bestiality with plants?
Word Count: about 1,000
Disclaimer: don't try this at home

( Luna Loves Good Trees )

Tags: 2008 art, 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Severus Snape in the Hogwarts Dorms with Wizarding Pornography
Title: The Unicorn Test
Author: ratherbrightred
Character: Snape
Location: Hogwarts dorms
Object: Wizarding porn
Other Characters: Sirius Black, Lucy (OUC), various others
Rating: porny (nc-17)
Warnings: Zoophilia. Melancholia. Loneliness. Humor.
Word Count:~15k
Disclaimer: I don't own the snacky snunicorn. Not for profit.
Author's Notes: --Fast & loose w/Mauraders timeline, because, I never really figured some of that stuff out.
--I owe it all to the snunicorn shippers, whose dedicated work inspires me in all aspects of life…
--Some might find the whole premise of this is very OOC for all involved. But is it crack? I'm not sure.
--graciously beta'd by hannahfmuk (LJ).

( The Unicorn Test )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Severus Snape in the Hogwarts Dorms with Wizarding Pornography -- Part 2
Title: The Unicorn Test
Author: ratherbrightred
Character: Snape
Location: Hogwarts dorms
Object: Wizarding porn
Other Characters: Sirius Black, Lucy (OUC), various others
Rating: porny (nc-17)
Warnings: Zoophilia. Melancholia. Loneliness. Humor.
Word Count:~15k
Disclaimer: I don't own the snacky snunicorn. Not for profit.
Author's Notes: --Fast & loose w/Mauraders timeline, because, I never really figured some of that stuff out.
--I owe it all to the snunicorn shippers, whose dedicated work inspires me in all aspects of life…
--Some might find the whole premise of this is very OOC for all involved. But is it crack? I'm not sure.
--graciously beta'd by hannahfmuk (LJ)

( The Unicorn Test -- Part 2 )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:01 am: Harry Potter in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes with a Magical Sex Toy
Title: Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands
Author: harrysexxxmagic
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
Object: magical sex toy
Other Characters: Draco, Fred, Ron, OMC Auror Stephen, George, Oliver.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: slight Masochistic behavior
Word Count: 2297
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work.
Author's Notes: Also the slash pairing of George /Oliver was put there for my LJ ‘sister’ L. Also to the Mods A special THANKS
Summary: Harry misses Draco and the sexual frustration is getting to him, will a trip to Weasley's Wicked Wizards help him get a grip on the matters at hand?
Beta: The wondereful M. for her beta-ing and ideas. *HUGS*

( Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 06:00 pm: Nymphadora Tonks at the Quidditch World Cup with a Weasley Jumper
Title: Dress You Up In My Love
Author: ragdoll
Character: Nymphadora Tonks
Location: Quidditch World Cup
Object: Weasley Jumper
Other Characters: A certain Weasley admired from afar
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: wanking, self-lovin', jilling off, bearded clam feeding, beaver beating, kitty teasing, muff buffing, orchid airing, peach squeezing, pink canoe paddling, pink salad tossing, etc.
Word Count: 2085
Disclaimer: No Weasley Jumpers were harmed in the making of this story.
Author's Notes: Thanks to everyone who helped me figure this one out. And to the hp_wankfest mods for the fest and for their patience!

After writing this, I realised I'd had Meryn Cadell's spoken word brilliance "The Sweater" somewhere in the back of my mind. So she deserves some thanks too, although I am not implying that any Weasley boy smells like a goat. Well, at least, not most of them.

Any confusion as to which Weasley Tonks is lusting after is intentional.

( Dress You Up In My Love )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Albus Severus Potter in the Leaky Cauldron with Wizarding Pornography
Title: A Chance Lost
Author: maraudersaffair
Character: Albus Severus Potter
Location: Leaky Cauldron
Object: Wizard Pornography
Other Characters: Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,550
Author's Notes: A great thanks to my beta, K!

( A Chance Lost )

Tags: 2008 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Severus Snape in a Tent with Felix Felicis
Title: Wistful Thinking
Author: jean_c_pepper
Character: Severus Snape
Location: In a tent
Object: Felix Felicis potion
Other Characters: Harry/Draco (fantasizing about)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, Really.
Word Count: 727
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Additional Disclaimer: This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.

( Wistful Thinking )

Tags: 2008 fic