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HP WANKFEST 2011 SIGN-UP POST!
It's time!

Before signing up, please take a moment to review the rules.

Then choose one character, one location, and one prop from the table below.

To sign up, simply comment on this post with your character, location, and prop of choice. Also let us know whether it's for art or fic. Comments are screened to preserve anonymity. We don't plan to respond to the screened comments, so once you've submitted your choices, you can assume you're in.

There's no limit on the number of times a character may be selected. Locations and props will be struck from the list once they've been claimed three times, just for the sake of variety. (After all, we wouldn't want the wanking to become routine and boring!)

For the first 48 hours of the sign-up period, participants may submit one claim. After that, anyone who wishes to do so may come back and submit a second claim.

So that we don't drown our watchers in a deluge of splooge, we're instituting a sign-up cap this time. We shall cap at 65 claims, no more, no less. Sixty-five shall be the number of the cap, and the number of the cap shall be sixty-five. Once the number sixty-five, being the sixty-fifth number, be reached, then sign-ups, being full in our eyes, shall snuff it. (Sorry; couldn't resist.)

Assuming we don't reach the limit, sign-ups will remain open for one week.

All clear? Excellent! Go forth and claim!

Characters	Locations	Props
Aberforth Dumbledore	4 Privet Drive (any part)	albino peacock feathers
Alastor Moody	Astronomy Tower, Hogwarts	balloon, non-explodable, luminous
Albus Dumbledore	Azkaban	Beater's bat
Albus Severus Potter	boat (enchanted or otherwise)	boot (anyone's)
Angelina Johnson	broom shed	broom servicing kit
Antonin Dolohov	carriage (enchanted or otherwise)	broomstick
Argus Filch	Chamber of Secrets	buttons
Arthur Weasley	Diagon Alley (any part)	candle
Bellatrix Black/Lestrange	dragon reserve	cauldron
Bill Weasley	Dumbledore's tomb	chocolate frog card
Blaise Zabini	dungeons, Hogwarts	Christmas crackers (wizarding)
Cedric Diggory	Filch's office	crystal ball
Charlie Weasley	Florean Fortesque's	Decoy Detonator
Cho Chang	Forbidden Forest	Deluminator
Dean Thomas	Ford Anglia	Devil's Snare
Delores Umbridge	Forest of Dean	dragon's tooth
Dobby	Godric's Hollow (any part)	Exploding Snap cards
Draco Malfoy	graveyard	Extendable Ear
Filius Flitwick	Great Hall, Hogwarts	Fanged Frisbee
Fleur Delacour	Greenhouse Five, Hogwarts	Felix Felicis
Fred Weasley	Gringott's vault	Floo Powder
Gellert Grindelwald	Hagrid's hut	flying carpet
George Weasley	Hagrid's pumpkin patch	flying motorbike
Gilderoy Lockhart	Headmaster's office, Hogwarts	Foe Glass
Ginny Weasley	Hog's Head, Hogsmeade	fruit or vegetable (any)
Godric Gryffindor	Hogsmeade (any part)	gloves, dragon hide
Gregory Goyle	Hogwarts classroom (any)</stikre>	Gobstones
Harry Potter	Hogwarts common room (any House)	Golden Snitch
Helga Hufflepuff	Hogwarts dorms (any House)	Hagrid's tea cozy
Hermione Granger	Hogwarts Express	hair (anyone's)
Hugo Weasley	Honeydukes, Hogsmeade	hair ribbon/tie
Igor Karkarov	hospital wing, Hogwarts	Hand of Glory
Irma Pince	House table (under)	Harry's spectacles
James Potter	King's Cross Station	House tie
James Sirius Potter	Knight Bus	ink (enchanted or otherwise)
Katie Bell	Knockturn Alley (any part)	Invisibility Cloak
Kingsley Shacklebolt	lake, Hogwarts	key (enchanted or otherwise)
Kreacher	Leaky Cauldron	knickers (clean or used)
Lavender Brown	library, Hogwarts	lipstick
Lee Jordan	Lovegood House	magical sex toy
Lily Evans/Potter	Madam Malkin's dressing room	Marauder's Map
Lily Luna Potter	Madam Puddifoot's	Mirror of Erised
Lucius Malfoy	magical creature (while riding)	Omnioculars
Luna Lovegood	Malfoy Manor (any part)	Padfoot's/Sirius' collar
Millicent Bulstrode	McGonagall's office	parchment/scroll
Minerva McGonagall	Minister of Magic's office	Pensieve
Moaning Myrtle	Ministry of Magic lift	Peruvian Darkness Powder
Molly Weasley	Moaning Myrtle's bathroom	Portkey
Narcissa Black/Malfoy	MOM Department of Mysteries	potions flask/vial/test tube
Neville Longbottom	MOM Veil Room	Probity Probe
Nymphadora Tonks	number twelve, Grimmauld place (any part)	prophecy sphere
Padma Patil	Ollivander's Wand Shop	Quaffle
Pansy Parkinson	Padfoot's/Sirius' cave	quill (enchanted or otherwise)
Parvati Patil	Prefect's bath, Hogwarts	Remembrall
Percy Weasley	Quidditch bleachers (on or under)	Resurrection Stone
Peter Pettigrew	Quidditch locker room, Hogwarts	Riddle's diary
Pomona Sprout	Quidditch World Cup	riding crop
Poppy Pomfrey	Railview Hotel	rubber duck
Rabastan Lestrange	Restricted Section	sherbet lemons
Regulus Black	Room of Requirement	Slytherin's locket
Remus Lupin	rose bushes (during Yule Ball)	Sneakoscope
Rodolphus Lestrange	Rosmerta's pantry	snowball, bewitched
Rolanda/Xiomera Hooch	secret passageway, Hogwarts	socks (enchanted or otherwise)
Ron Weasley	Shell Cottage	Sorting Hat
Rose Weasley	Shrieking Shack	Spectrespecs
Rowena Ravenclaw	Snape's office	Spellotape
Rubeus Hagrid	Spinner's End	stirring rod
Rufus Scrimgeour	St. Mungo's	Sword of Gryffindor
Salazar Slytherin	staff room, Hogwarts	Time-Turner
Scorpius Malfoy	tent, magical	toy dragon
Seamus Finnegan	The Burrow (any part)	Venomous Tentacula
Severus Snape	The Three Broomsticks	Veritaserum
Sirius Black	theatre	wand (real or trick)
Stan Shunpike	tree (up in)	Weasley jumper
Teddy Lupin	Vanishing Cabinet	Whizzing Worm
Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort	Weasley's Wizard Wheezes	wizard chess piece
Victoire Weasley	WhizzHard Books, Diagon Alley	wizarding magazine
Viktor Krum	Whomping Willow, Hogwarts	wizarding photograph
Vincent Crabbe	Zonko's, Hogsmeade	wizarding portrait
Walden Macnair		WWW Daydream Charm
Xenophilius Lovegood