'Cause Baby We Were Born to Porn

Author: okydoky
Recipient: tray_la_la
Title: Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems
Pairing: Teddy/James
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When Teddy Lupin arrives back in the United Kingdom after six months in Romania, he is struck down by an uncomfortable illness. Luckily for him, he has a willing nurse right on hand. Or not.
Warnings: Anal sex, rimming, felching, blow-jobs, slight bondage.
Word Count: ~10,500
Author Notes: I have made up this illness entirely, its symptoms and progression included, I apologise for any inaccuracies in this. Thank you very much to my lovely beta, S, any remaining mistakes are my own.


( Tea: The Solution to All Life's Problems )

Author: snegurochka_lee
Recipient: who_la_hoop
Title: Scorpius Malfoy's Very Bad Week
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Scorpius/James Jr./Teddy and permutations. Hints of background Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The company of Gryffindors was bad enough. The company of naked Gryffindors – a Potter and a werewolf spawn, no less, and totally unasked for, thank you very much – was outrageous. The company of naked, muscled Gryffindors claiming a sodding Muggle prophecy device had foretold his seduction was just too much to take. All things considered, Scorpius Malfoy really was having a very, very bad week.
Warnings: Consensual sex among people aged 16, 17 and 24. DH-compliant.
Word Count: ~25,000
Author's Notes: I'm not sure I would have come up with this threesome or this plot on the power of my own brain, but it was fabulously fun to write, so thank you to who_la_hoop for suggesting it! Hope you like it. :) The request was for canon-based plot, angst and humour in equal measure, snarky dialogue, and a Hogwarts environment where not everyone is happily gay. Oh, and the Ouija board. Let's not forget about the Ouija board. Also, my betas basically rule the universe and deserve piles of thanks.


( Scorpius Malfoy's Very Bad Week )

Author/Artist: xingou
Recipient: loony4lupin
Title: Afternoon Delight
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Teddy/James Jr
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When the family is away, the boys will play.
Warnings: Art is so not work safe. At all.
Word Count: ~2000
Medium: Photoshop
Author's Notes: So many thanks are due to L for all of her input in the fic, which was not a small amount (the potatoes are completely her fault) and for the fantastic beta on both the art and the story, and to everyone who held my hand as I worked on this. Lisa, you are an amazing person for running this monster two years running. Or crazy. :P

*The art on the bedroom wall is by the amazingly talented Zak Smith.

( Afternoon Delight - fic )

( Afternoon Delight - art )

Author: loony4lupin
Recipient: snegurochka_lee
Title: Steps to Planning a Successful Seduction
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Teddy Lupin/James Potter II
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: James Potter II was not placed in Gryffindor for nothing. He gets exactly what he wants, but this time he's looking more for what he needs.
Warnings: Boy sex, wanking, rimming, DH-spoilers, minor fluff
Word Count: 5,807
Author's Notes: This little fic has been through so many revisions and recipients but I am so happy to be giving it to snegurochka_lee, who writes amazing work. I do hope my Teddy is sufficient. I fell in love with this pairing so long ago and I hope this is enjoyed. A large thanks to my beta S, if it wasn't for her... I probably wouldn't ever be able to write work fit for the public eye. Also, a big thanks to Lisa for being mod and making sure my fic had a home. : )


( Steps to Planning a Successful Seduction )

Author: ramie_k
Recipient: padsfoot
Title: Something Good
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Teddy/James Jr
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: When things go wrong, sometimes you just want something to go right…
Warnings: Some angst, some fluff, some sex and all that is good in our slashy world! This is m/m slash, so if that offends, back away now.
Word Count: ~1800
Author's Notes: Much thanks and gratitude must go to my excellent and patient betas, M, F & C for their invaluable help in guiding this novice in her first slash smut exchange. Couldn't have done it without you! All concrit is warmly welcome. Enjoy!


( Something Good )