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Micah St. Clair (auteur) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-07 17:58:00

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[GIRL TALK: all sophomore boys except Calvin basically]

OK MEN!!!! After recent events I think we can ALL AGREE that romance is terrifying and confusing???? HOWEVER as we are saps* susceptible to peer pressure and ALSO no longer germy immature freshmen, we must finally BUCK UP and talk about the dragon in the room.

WINTER FORMAL

Sooooo the person I usually ask to dances is this HUGE COMPLICATED THING now and Micah St. Clair does not do COMPLICATED, my friends, and therefore I'm casting my eye elsewhere. But WHICH FINE LADY should I ask????? We gotta do some pre-gaming on who everyone's asking to Winter Formal because A TRUE BRO doesn't ask out his bro's prospective date or anything. So let's talk.

WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO WINTER FORMAL?

Oh yeah I mean we can talk about asking out boys here too???? NBD GUYS THE HETERONORMATIVE TITLING OF THIS WARD IS JUST BC IT'S CATCHY and not bc I want to block you from your heart's desires or whatever.

*Blah blah blah don't lump us all together BLAH BLAH not all of us are huge losers like you Micah BLAH BLAH. Yeah yeah yeah I know some of you are super smooth dudes but that just means you can HELP THE REST OF US with some sage suave advice!!!! And by the rest of us I mean Will because man does Will need help.

[Added after this conversation:]

[Warded to Calvin Evercreech]

HEEEEEEY CALVIN. Sup gi dude.

Ae you staying for Winter Break again?

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	Ward colemoss 2016-12-07 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	how do we 'abandon these flesh costumes'?? that sounds [...] unpleasant? i can do your hair if you want. i think i know. maybe. if that's what you want, though, you should definitely go. i don't think it's conforming so long as you still act like micah too?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Ward

auteur
2016-12-07 09:15 pm UTC (link)

OK when we got a minute I have to show you my latest movie treatment about this very thing but NOT RIGHT NOW MAN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GIRLS

Aw yeah? You don't think your roommates would be bugged by me showing up like HEEEEY COLE make me look like as handsome as you do in order to impress a hypothetical girl???? And YOUR ROOMMATES I mean Calvin because I still have a big gross crush on Calvin. :(

I mean I'm not going to get ANY LESS MICAH so maybe you've got a point. Let's put aside that terrifying existential question and move on to the important stuff: Cole. My dude. Isn't there ANYONE you'd want to go on a date with????

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	Ward colemoss 2016-12-07 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	oh. right. okay! i don't think so?? they're all on this ward, though, except for calvin. (why did you leave out calvin??) so you could ask them. or i could just come to azurcrest. [...] i think so. maybe. but she'd say no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Ward

auteur
2016-12-07 10:04 pm UTC (link)

No no no it's PERFECTLY OK man I am not going to get weird about this. I'm gonna BE MYSELF, BE HONEST and DON'T STRESS like Garrett told me to which he mostly told me regarding asking out girls advice but I think that's gonna keep anyway in all areas of my life. I will come to you. Ribbonfin's NICER anyway I mean Azurcrest ends up smelling like hairspray for HOURS AND HOURS and plus if I come to you maybe I can convince you to come along and have fun????????

What. Who?????? WHICH MYSTERY VIXEN HAS CAPTURED THE HEART OF MY BFF COLE

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	Ward colemoss 2016-12-07 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	you mean weird about calvin? ribbonfin usually smells like the lake?? i guess that's better than hairspray, though. okay. you can come here and i'll go if you want me to. i don't think i have anything to wear, though. anything formal. i destroyed my only suit for the owlman. [...] coralee. i think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward auteur 2016-12-13 11:51 am UTC (link)
	.......yes. Weird about Calvin. SIIIGH. Don't give your heart away, Cole my chum. All it does is make things AWKWARD AND WEIRD???? And YEAH nice nice nice like HEY maybe we can just go What. Like when you were AMORTENTIA'D????????? No. Nooooooo. Cole. Buddy. Have you seen Mufferaw about this??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward colemoss 2016-12-13 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	what would i see mufferaw for, though?? [...] it's not like before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward auteur 2016-12-13 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Um for LINGERING EFFECTS of a totally messed up love potion???? Because there's no way you could be into Coralee Wong?????? OH GOD no it's you, you'd never joke about this, you really are into Coralee. Oh god oh man oh god oh man OH GOD ok ok OK. OK!!!!! how is it different now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward colemoss 2016-12-13 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	ok? it's not a lingering effect, though? i feel like me. and i'm not joking. and i am into coralee. it's worse?? mostly. [...] i know everyone's upset about the amortentia, but it made everything clear and easy and it felt really good. and she liked me. [...] now's not like that. ~~she threw away the drawing i did~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Ward

auteur
2016-12-13 07:26 pm UTC (link)

Nooooooo
But what do you SEE in her
Cole my man you DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS for your first fluttering feelings of
WHYYYY would you crush on someone who talks to you like
I mean I can't really judge but that's not the

OK OK OK so she doesn't feel the same???? That's ~~good~~ rough, buddy. Unrequited love is awful, but an ESSENTIAL HUMAN EXPERIENCE and you will totally get over it ~~hopefully???~~.

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Ward

colemoss
2016-12-13 07:39 pm UTC (link)

i don't know? i don't think so. i haven't talked to her very much since except to ask her what i should do with the drawing i did of her when we were all in the lodge. she said it was weird that i had it. she said she'd get rid of it. i guess that was it. [...] i'll talk to her soon, though. for the play. because i'm almost done with her costume.

should i ask her??

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Ward

auteur
2016-12-13 07:45 pm UTC (link)

MAN, that's sad. People should appreciate your UHMAYZING art more, even if it's basically a reminder of the awful Amortentia thing. Like definitely A GIRL YOU LIKE should appreciate your art more, not that I am judging this situation AT ALL or telling you what to do because what can anyone say to DISSUADE the romantic heart of a young man???? NOTHIIIING. ~~Oh god why can't I think of anything~~

NO ...do you want to ask her?

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	Ward colemoss 2016-12-13 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	no. it's okay. maybe it's like that time i drew calvin when he was asleep?? when the circumstances are bad, the art feels bad too. she said the amortentia thing made her angry, so maybe the drawing made her angry too?? [...] i don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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