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Micah St. Clair (auteur) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-07 17:58:00

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[GIRL TALK: all sophomore boys except Calvin basically]

OK MEN!!!! After recent events I think we can ALL AGREE that romance is terrifying and confusing???? HOWEVER as we are saps* susceptible to peer pressure and ALSO no longer germy immature freshmen, we must finally BUCK UP and talk about the dragon in the room.

WINTER FORMAL

Sooooo the person I usually ask to dances is this HUGE COMPLICATED THING now and Micah St. Clair does not do COMPLICATED, my friends, and therefore I'm casting my eye elsewhere. But WHICH FINE LADY should I ask????? We gotta do some pre-gaming on who everyone's asking to Winter Formal because A TRUE BRO doesn't ask out his bro's prospective date or anything. So let's talk.

WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO WINTER FORMAL?

Oh yeah I mean we can talk about asking out boys here too???? NBD GUYS THE HETERONORMATIVE TITLING OF THIS WARD IS JUST BC IT'S CATCHY and not bc I want to block you from your heart's desires or whatever.

*Blah blah blah don't lump us all together BLAH BLAH not all of us are huge losers like you Micah BLAH BLAH. Yeah yeah yeah I know some of you are super smooth dudes but that just means you can HELP THE REST OF US with some sage suave advice!!!! And by the rest of us I mean Will because man does Will need help.

[Added after this conversation:]

[Warded to Calvin Evercreech]

HEEEEEEY CALVIN. Sup gi dude.

Ae you staying for Winter Break again?

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Ward

auteur
2016-12-13 07:26 pm UTC (link)

Nooooooo
But what do you SEE in her
Cole my man you DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS for your first fluttering feelings of
WHYYYY would you crush on someone who talks to you like
I mean I can't really judge but that's not the

OK OK OK so she doesn't feel the same???? That's ~~good~~ rough, buddy. Unrequited love is awful, but an ESSENTIAL HUMAN EXPERIENCE and you will totally get over it ~~hopefully???~~.

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Ward

colemoss
2016-12-13 07:39 pm UTC (link)

i don't know? i don't think so. i haven't talked to her very much since except to ask her what i should do with the drawing i did of her when we were all in the lodge. she said it was weird that i had it. she said she'd get rid of it. i guess that was it. [...] i'll talk to her soon, though. for the play. because i'm almost done with her costume.

should i ask her??

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Ward

auteur
2016-12-13 07:45 pm UTC (link)

MAN, that's sad. People should appreciate your UHMAYZING art more, even if it's basically a reminder of the awful Amortentia thing. Like definitely A GIRL YOU LIKE should appreciate your art more, not that I am judging this situation AT ALL or telling you what to do because what can anyone say to DISSUADE the romantic heart of a young man???? NOTHIIIING. ~~Oh god why can't I think of anything~~

NO ...do you want to ask her?

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	Ward colemoss 2016-12-13 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	no. it's okay. maybe it's like that time i drew calvin when he was asleep?? when the circumstances are bad, the art feels bad too. she said the amortentia thing made her angry, so maybe the drawing made her angry too?? [...] i don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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