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Micah St. Clair (auteur) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-07 17:58:00

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[GIRL TALK: all sophomore boys except Calvin basically]

OK MEN!!!! After recent events I think we can ALL AGREE that romance is terrifying and confusing???? HOWEVER as we are saps* susceptible to peer pressure and ALSO no longer germy immature freshmen, we must finally BUCK UP and talk about the dragon in the room.

WINTER FORMAL

Sooooo the person I usually ask to dances is this HUGE COMPLICATED THING now and Micah St. Clair does not do COMPLICATED, my friends, and therefore I'm casting my eye elsewhere. But WHICH FINE LADY should I ask????? We gotta do some pre-gaming on who everyone's asking to Winter Formal because A TRUE BRO doesn't ask out his bro's prospective date or anything. So let's talk.

WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO WINTER FORMAL?

Oh yeah I mean we can talk about asking out boys here too???? NBD GUYS THE HETERONORMATIVE TITLING OF THIS WARD IS JUST BC IT'S CATCHY and not bc I want to block you from your heart's desires or whatever.

*Blah blah blah don't lump us all together BLAH BLAH not all of us are huge losers like you Micah BLAH BLAH. Yeah yeah yeah I know some of you are super smooth dudes but that just means you can HELP THE REST OF US with some sage suave advice!!!! And by the rest of us I mean Will because man does Will need help.

[Added after this conversation:]

[Warded to Calvin Evercreech]

HEEEEEEY CALVIN. Sup gi dude.

Ae you staying for Winter Break again?

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	Ward keepmarchingon 2016-12-07 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	I think I asked Ferris. Also, no offense Will, I'm sure Micah didn't mean to call you out that plainly, but we really are here to help you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

Ward

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2016-12-07 08:24 pm UTC (link)

Dude CONGRATS!!!!!!!! Ferris is a totally badass girl and not on my list because I'm pretty sure she could kill me, but A+ pick my man. Tho wait wait wait WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU THINK"?

And I love Will. I'd also love Will MORE if he finally asked out Frankie and then when he does that, we'll be ready with advice on like... OH MAN what do you even wear to Winter Formal???? Are you supposed to give her flowers??????

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	Re: Ward keepmarchingon 2016-12-07 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. I was trying to ask if she wanted to go to the dance. For like fun. But it came out as me promising to make sure she doesn't get an antler stuck on her head again if she'd go with me. Which is fine. I mean I want to, it'll be fun. Oh god. Are we supposed to give flowers? What if Ferris doesn't want flowers? What if she thinks it's stupid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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auteur, 2016-12-07 08:59 pm UTC

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	Ward windless 2016-12-07 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	You think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Ward keepmarchingon 2016-12-07 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. I promised to protect her from adhesive antlers if she went with me, I don't know if that counts as asking her out. Or as smooth. I don't know. But now she might need flowers, and romance and I'm not sure I'm ready for any of that. I was just planning on being reading for adhesive antlers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Ward. auteur 2016-12-07 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	NONE OF US KNOW, GARRETT. THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. OK OK OK but who do you think is cute???? I mean going stag is an option but I kinda think it would be FUN to have a date to the dance?????? Especially since this seems like a super serious type dance instead of like a FUN TIMES LET'S EAT type dance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. That's kind of private?. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)