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Sam is not a (littleingenue) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-04-06 15:42:00

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alistair, black widow, christine daae

Shailee T, Kieran F
[Locked to Shailee T]
I'll trade you the badass in your head for the swooning damsel in mine. Barring that, I found an actual, living, thirty-year-old virgin that needs corrupting. It's like finding a unicorn or something.

[Locked to Kieran F]
Does the murse handle torch burns? Or is that out of his league?

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	Kieran F./Sam A. wardenking 2012-04-06 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	The murse wants to know what were you doing with a torch? Was there a village monster that needed to killed at night? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Kieran F./Sam A. littleingenue 2012-04-06 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a welder, murse. Keep up. And I'm pretty sure any villages looking for a monster would be chasing me, not the other away around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kieran F./Sam A. wardenking 2012-04-08 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Most people would just say "I've got burns." No mention of torches. I like to hone in on the interesting things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kieran F./Sam A. littleingenue 2012-04-08 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	What gave you the impression that I was "most people?" Because we got to fix that shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kieran F./Sam A. wardenking 2012-04-08 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Hence me asking about monsters. That aside, how bad are we talking here? Since we're talking and you're not en route to an emergency room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kieran F./Sam A. littleingenue 2012-04-08 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	A bandaid and some ointment, murse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kieran F./Sam A. wardenking 2012-04-09 05:50 am UTC (link)
	[...] And how long ago was the injury? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kieran F./Sam A. littleingenue 2012-04-09 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Fifteen minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kieran F./Sam A. wardenking 2012-04-09 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	Swing by the clinic. [Address] I'll give it a good look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kieran F./Sam A. littleingenue 2012-04-09 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	My knight in shining scrubs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Shailee T/Sam A thesavior 2012-04-06 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I bet she has butterflies in her stomach when she sees potential knights in shining armor. No thanks. I'll take my shady ass kicker over that any day. Is it wrong that my reaction to that is "give me"? Where on god's green earth did you find one of those? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A littleingenue 2012-04-07 02:20 am UTC (link)
	If she fell for knights in shining armor I'd be set. It would be like living in Cinderella or some shit. But no, she likes poncey assholes and deformed musicians who use her as a blow up toy in their heated tug-of-war. Nope. I had the same reaction. He isn't even a dog, and the universe dropped it in my lap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A thesavior 2012-04-07 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh, ew. Does she want to try to save and mold the men to fit her perfect vision? Because whoever's giving girls the idea that's ever going to happen needs to stop. It's a missive from the universe, Sam. You have to do this. On behalf of all of straight womankind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A littleingenue 2012-04-07 07:24 am UTC (link)
	No. The idiot wants them to stay how they are. Seriously, she's a teenage trainwreck waiting to happen. Me? Fuck that noise. I recruit you, baby. I've got my hands filled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A thesavior 2012-04-08 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Christ. To never be young and stupid again. Think you can talk her out of landing on her ass? Hmm. I'll have to check him out first, of course. But more importantly, filled with what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Shailee T/Sam A

littleingenue
2012-04-08 02:52 am UTC (link)

Unlikely. You'll need to scrape me up with a shovel and some booze eventually.

Men. I have one that's a writer, hates me, and I hate him. There's the thirty-year-old virgin, who I feel honor-bound to help in his quest to use his rod. There's this rich fox who I can't lure into bed. Another rich artist who thinks he's my father or something. And then there's the murse I almost ate at that party. Seriously. Men, and this is from the girl who's currently eating pussy for a breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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Re: Shailee T/Sam A

thesavior
2012-04-08 03:39 am UTC (link)

You know I will. And as for the booze, we don't need to wait for eventually to roll around.

God damn, woman. I don't know what the hell you're doing, but you need to share some of that mojo, stat. I'm getting to the point where I can't remember what sex with an actual person feels like. I think all these men are a sign that it's time to start switch-hitting again.

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	Re: Shailee T/Sam A littleingenue 2012-04-08 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, it's not all it's chocked up to be. Want a blind date? I can hook you up, and you'd be out of their league, any of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A thesavior 2012-04-08 04:09 am UTC (link)
	This can only end in misery, Sam. You better be waiting on the other end with a bottle of something strong when I crash and burn. Start me off easy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A littleingenue 2012-04-08 04:20 am UTC (link)
	How about a double. You, me, the guy I can't get into bed and the virgin? If it goes to shit, I can always take you home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A thesavior 2012-04-08 04:26 am UTC (link)
	[...] Alright, but only because I like you. The virgin's going to be a challenge for my rusty dating skills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A littleingenue 2012-04-08 04:37 am UTC (link)
	The virgin won't know what the fuck to do with you. It'll be perfect. Friday? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A thesavior 2012-04-08 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Few do. I don't know about perfect, but it'll be entertaining at the least. I can do Friday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Shailee T/Sam A littleingenue 2012-04-08 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Wear your dancing shoes, baby. I'll text you details. (Reply to this) (Parent)