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Tweak says, "A mass of quivering holes"

eddie breezy (riddlethem) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-06-06 00:15:00

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irene adler, joker, riddler

[Public: Sadie Paulson]
Black jack night at the Wynn. No Hangover t-shirts allowed. Look for a dealer with weird side burns. Bring fruity drinks.

~~Are you lonely my sweet Sadie?~~
~~No ssh~~
~~YOU SSSH~~

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	Sadie P/Jonah K abettercriminal 2012-06-06 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	We need to work out the kinks in our system. And those fruity drinks better be non-alcoholic because I am not going to tolerate you losing the count just so you can have a drink with an umbrella and a plastic sword in it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K riddlethem 2012-06-06 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	You know it's much easier to spot a working table when there's a healthy group of players. Plus, everyone loves a group of inexperienced players. And, do not sass me about my fruity, colored drinks. I need those swords. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K abettercriminal 2012-06-06 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	I don't dispute this fact. Bring on the newbies and their swollen wallets! Do you know how much alcohol is in one of those things? You may as well just be pounding shots. What's wrong with a Shirley Temple? They come with the swords and the swizzle sticks all speared with fruit. Not that I know anything about Shirley Temples. Nope, not at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K riddlethem 2012-06-06 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	Have you noticed that the big roller tables have automatic shufflers? I was thinking- well maybe if they didn't work one night for a couple hours we could really do something special. Blah blah blah. I need to be loosey goosey. Just put red bull in them with the booze. They cancel each other out, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K abettercriminal 2012-06-06 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	Good thinking. I'll find the US patents on auto shufflers (both 4 and 6 deck models, although I believe the Wynn uses the 4's exclusively) and send you the info to see what we can sniff out. ...you don't understand a thing about human biology, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K riddlethem 2012-06-06 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Even technology has patterns, with a little info I can sniff it out. And then we'll be rich enough to make it rain~ ~~Edward needs me to be~~ I am so going to loudly order you a Shirley Temple the next time you try to sweet talk a lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K abettercriminal 2012-06-06 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Check your inbox for all the patent information I could locate. Oh, are we playing at being rappers now? Cause I could totally throw some D's on that bitch. Sweet talk a lady? Who are you, Urkel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K riddlethem 2012-06-07 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Thaaaank you. And yes. Make that booty clap, Jonah. Make it clap. >:\| you know what maybe embarrassing you in front of a woman will be good for you. if she still likes you, then you know it is meant to be~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K abettercriminal 2012-06-07 03:04 am UTC (link)
	~~What booty? I am a white man~~ Just you watch me. I find your naivety both irritating and charming. Is this true for most men who encounter you? Or just all human beings? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K riddlethem 2012-06-07 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Irritating is good cause you gotta keep scratching that itch! That's how I get men in my dastardly trap. Then they have to stay up all night playing board games with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K abettercriminal 2012-06-07 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Have I mentioned I love you? Let's play Jenga so I can kick your ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sadie P/Jonah K riddlethem 2012-06-07 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh OH NOW I KNOW WHY I HAD THEM IN MY HAIR. ps bring those growing dinosaurs that get bigger with water I am running an experiment. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	solitairey 2012-06-06 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Damn, and I just bought this great Hangover shirt just achin for a night on the town. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-07 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Does it have Zach Galfin- Galfina - Glaksjljrweknid on it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitairey 2012-06-07 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Just cigarette burns and whiskey stains, but I like to use my imagination. I could bedazzle it, if that makes it more Hollyweird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-07 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh. OH a real hangover shirt that deserves props. Have you ever blacked out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitairey 2012-06-07 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Not since grade school. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-07 02:16 am UTC (link)
	I've only had a grey out. Like the kind where you remember most of a party but not why there's Jenga pieces in your hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitairey 2012-06-07 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Jenga? Sounds like some wild party. Too tame for hungry hungry hippos? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-07 02:37 am UTC (link)
	I've had bad experiences with hippos. People always tap it too hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitairey 2012-06-07 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Over eagerness always ruins it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-07 03:06 am UTC (link)
	boys just don't understand how to find a good rhythm. ~~You're going in time out~~ ~~You're not my babysitter!~~ ~~I'LL KILL SLJKSHFS~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitairey 2012-06-07 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Trufax, bitch. Trufax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2012-06-07 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Come play cards with meeee. I'll buy you drinks if you tell me some good drunk girl stories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitairey 2012-06-07 05:19 am UTC (link)
	I think all of my stories run more bad than good, but if you let me win.. deal. (Reply to this) (Parent)