DISORDER IC

WHO: Eddie and Emilia Carmichael
WHAT: A chat
WHEN: A few nights ago, probably
WHERE: Emilia's flat in Knockturn

( I don't want to hear about how I'm allowed to mourn him from people who couldn't be happier he's dead )

( BATTLE OF HOGWARTS: CEASEFIRE )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael & Rabastan Lestrange
WHAT: Obliviation Lessons
WHEN: Friday, May 18
WHERE: A training place

( I thought we were putting him back. )

WHO: Robin Burke & Eddie Carmichael
WHAT: Darts
WHEN: Evening, May 8
WHERE: Out at a pub
WARNINGS: A bit of language?

( What was that form? Are you trying to make the women of the room check you out? )

WHO: Alicia Spinnet, Angelina Johnson, Eddie Carmichael, and Fred Weasley
WHAT: Just a normal games night in! Nothing suspicious at all!
WHEN: Recently!
WHERE: Eddie's flat, Knockturn Alley
WARNINGS: Probably not

( I think that moment could’ve really used some Bond music or something. )

WHO: Owen Dearborn and Eddie Carmichael
WHAT: Stalking and talking
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Starbeaks and elsewhere

( Can I help you? )

WHO: Blaise Zabini and Eddie Carmichael
WHAT: Plans for step-brothers acquaintances
WHEN: Monday morning, April 2
WHERE: A swanky brunch place
WARNINGS: Nah

( So how are we going to reverse Parent Trap this deal? )

( Owl to Eddie Carmichael )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael & Alicia Spinnet
WHAT: Saturday Plans
WHEN: March 17
WHERE: Eddie's flat
WARNINGS: 😘

( How had he been such an idiot for so long? )

( Package for Fred and George Weasley, via Percy )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael and Robinet Burke
WHAT: Eddie's in hospital & Robin brings great presents
WHERE: St Mungo's
WHEN: Saturday 3rd March, afternoon

( Have you gotten to the chapter on the exposure of deep family secrets and the fallout from them yet? )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael, Fred Weasley, and Rabastan Lestrange
WHAT: Eddie's day goes from bad to worse
WHEN: 2 March, evening
WHERE: St. Mungo's

( You can't be here. You need to leave. )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael, Bellatrix Lestrange, & Rabastan Lestrange
WHAT: Teaching lessons with a knife
WHEN: This afternoon, 2 March
WHERE: Eddie's flat, Knockturn
WARNINGS: Violence

( Drop the knife, Carmichael. And drop the act. )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael, various
WHAT: A few scenes from growing up
WHEN: 2006, 2012, Today
WHERE: Various

( Eddie spent his whole life avoiding fights. )

( OPERATION WANDLESS RESCUE PART 2 )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael & Robinet Burke
WHAT: Eddie and Robin have some drinks and plan to possibly order a cow
WHERE: A bar in Knockturn
WHEN: Wednesday, 21st February, night

( Where is your patriotism? Your national pride? It's your civic duty, man! )

( Owl to Rabastan Lestrange, because Eddie definitely looked up his birthday in some Pureblood registry somewhere )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael & Rabastan Lestrange.
WHAT: Bonding.
WHEN: Recently! Tonight.
WHERE: Various places.

( Like father, like son. )

WHO: Alicia Spinnet & Eddie Carmichael
WHAT: Confrontation
WHEN: 17 January
WHERE: Obscurus Books
WARNINGS: :(

( You might want to look into your friends. )

WHO: Terry Boot & Eddie Carmichael
WHAT: Plans that would make one father proud and the other father less so
WHEN: Friday, January 5
WHERE: Terry's place
WARNINGS: Nah

( Help me, Eddie-Wan Carmobi, you’re my only hope. )

WHO: Eddie & Emilia Carmichael
WHAT: Holiday planning
WHEN: December 21
WHERE: Emilia's flat in Knockturn Alley

( I just think Christmas Eve should be spent with your family. )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael & Alicia Spinnet
WHAT: Spa Day!
WHEN: Saturday, December 16
WHERE: A lovely spa on the Isle of Wight, courtesy of the Gamps
WARNINGS: 😉

( 'Well, alright, ‘just friends’,' the woman said with a teasing grin as she showed them through another door. )

( Owl to Eddie Carmichael )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael and Robinet Burke
WHAT: Redecorating for Christmas
WHERE: Knockturn
WHEN: Sunday 19th, late in the evening
WARNINGS: Ridiculousness mostly tbh

( We could mess the decorations of anywhere that's got Christmas out already? It's not even December )

WHO: Eddie Carmichael and Caroline Dufort-Podmore
WHAT: A dementor gatecrashes a book promotion
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Obscurus Books, Diagon Alley
WARNINGS: Mild creeps

( but for today, his luck held out )