Dear Mun

Okay!

You've got it all figured out: my history (or what's worth mentioning), what I can do, how I came to be and this is really fucking awesome, honest.

You need to still write about my camera, but, whatever.

But but but. You know what I'd really really love? Come on, I'll bet you can guess!

SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

Sleepers are fun and all that marvelous jazz but really really? I need people. Thaaat guy is like...right there. With his disjointed journals and you're stopping me from commenting and WHYY?

Why?

Come on.

Really.

Good job in setting up an IJ and LJ for Kurgy~! Now if we could just coax him to post somewhere on either journal sites...

Hopefully my roles won't be short lived, like I don't know...over a year ago?

I see you've got some interesting new muses, but I could try my best to be very interesting too.

By the way, you don't mind making a LJ for me, do you? ...I'm serious. I'd like to be active in as many places as possible. If that happens, then maybe you'll think of plenty of things to do-no, for me to do.

Whenever you can squeeze time in for me, please do it. I'm going to sign up on nofandompolitix now. I see Solid Snake in there. Cool.

What? Of course I'll let you ask his writer if Snake is allowed to be canon punctured first. :-p

Um, no. And no discussions about blueberry vs. blue raspberry either.

Sven was wondering when you'd get to setting up my Insanejournal account. From the both of us, I thank you, Mari.

Now Train won't be languishing in the good eating, adventure, and meeting interesting people all by himself.

Hey... Let's not ever do that giga-robot scenario again. Ever. Maybe it was a GOOD THING that I didn't have to fight robots before.

That "rag-doll-toss into the wall" thing really really hurt! I thought we were buds! The others you've toyed around with sure weren't kidding about your twistedness...

Sven, you'd better watch your back man! Be sure to tell Eve too!

Oh, you're chuckling now? Oh that's wonderful... You think this is FUNNY? WELL IT'S NOT!! How would YOU feel if I placed you in a building with spikes, saw blades, and monstrous machines...with none of Sven's special bullets?!

>=( You're evil.

Mun,

So brilliant work on the icon space and you're thinkin' about giving me a profile which is good. Brilliant really. Now all we need is to find some canon mates, yeah? Or some place to play me at.

I know Train never seems to have dull moment in his life ever, but could I please post in LiveJournal sometime?

When are you going to get Eve's InsaneJournal ready? I'm starting to feel left out. You said that we'd enter together in the No Fandom Politix place.

At least let me get the chance to talk to Fai. ...Please? He seems like such a nice person, and I could really use someone to talk to. Eve's so busy reading all your books, so I know she's not thinking about updating her LiveJournal. (And it should keep her away from deciding to do any of those unpredictable memes. You're a BAD influence to that girl sometimes.)

There's still a lot of snow outside that's yet to melt, and you don't think anyone's going to show at your bookstore, so c'mon, let me be active for a little bit. There's no criminals to catch, and I'm bored.

PS: Thanks for the icons, well, most of them. Must you embarrass me when I don't look my best? A gentleman like myself always must look his best.

On the good side, I'll have to say that yeah, Baird is a really cool guy and all. A little action is fine and all, but don't make the obstacles too hard for us!

AND...THANK YOU for thinking about bringing Rogue to nofandompolitix. I'd still like to ask him in person if I could take his car for a spin. :)

On the bad side, I still am against your choice of bringing Kyoko in there. You drive me crazy enough with your randomness and stuff! Whyyyyy... At least you'll let me use the Random White Cat in case she tries to kiss me again, but I'd prefer it better if she doesn't show at all. >=|

Oh no you didn't! You just didn't! You actually created the journal and you were this close, do you see any space between my fingers?, to putting in the hold! Plus you've got both of the play comms on watch I see. Just what are you thinking? How thinly are you going to spread me? Not to mention it's another place where I have to use a network to interact at all.

I mean yeah they have character journals but from where I'm sitting it doesn't look like they use them at all. Oh what am I saying even if they did it would still be through a network. I just can't do this anymore I can't. Please, please, please take pity on me. Don't do this.

*whimper* *Sob* *Sob* *sob* *whimper*

WHAT.ARE.YOU.DOING???

You are not keeping up your end of the bargain here mun. How are we supposed to give this place a kick start if no one sees you posting daily as you promised. Oh I know start messaging the members. that ought to get some response.

Hmm...we need something amusing to pique their interest, well maybe go look for a BSG joke page or something, or maybe one of those pictures of me in a towel, you know the one that I mean.

Oh my Gods, did I just say that? If it wasn't embarrassing enough when it happened I'm asking you to put it out there for people to see? Oh no, no, no please don't please. I really didn't mean it, please.



*Sigh*

Ok mun it's sort of decision time here. You made the choice to make me like my canon model's despicable, uh evil, uh roguish, yeah that's it roguish, character in Black Market so now you have to follow through. Now you have to have me lie to a sweet, young pregnant woman, well ok so she is an escort, and break her heart. I'm going to have to betray people she loves in the courtroom for my own gain, 'cause that's what I'm about here right?

Ok so you could still do it in an way that makes me look a little less evil

*Sigh* You actually did it? I mean I know I told you to go ahead and do it but I didn't think, I mean I really didn't think. Oh Gods I'm can't believe you're going to make me do this.

You said every day mun! Ok so I know yesterday was your birthday and all but still you promised. So now you can't get at LJ at all? What am I supposed to do now? How can I play the real Lee if LJ is down.

Well I know I can go do the Navy pilot thing or be the mafioso but neither of them are really me. Have you had me talk to Kara at that prison again recently? Do you even know if it's my turn to speak. What do I have to do to keep you in line here!!! and yes you better do all you can to get that fourth game restarted.

Ok, I kind of like these new personas too, or is that supposed to be personae? Plus thank you for trying to make some other muns bring their pups over to play, that will be lots of fun.

So mun can I keep coming here every day. Maybe if I just keep playing here I can coax someone else to join me. Ok people what would you like to do today?

Mun is anybody out there? What do we need to do to kick up some business around this place? I want to play. No I don't mean the serious RP you're doing quite well at that, thank you soooo much. I mean the kick ass, run around, throw a ball or some words kind of play that's done on the spur of the moment whim and that somebody will come and respond to.

Com'on guys don't let this place be so dead. The one on LJ is whooping us big time!

Ok mun I know you're really trying to find me a place to play but it just doesn't seem to be working out at all. You're at a PSL place you know and you keep scaring people away by talking about eventually getting things to a small comm. Relax get one started, ok yay!!! you did get one re-started give yourself a pat on the back. I've actually made it to the cafe and I'm talking with her again and she's really a nice girl and all. Yeah I'd like some other ladies and some Soldati and all and the May/October maybe, 'cause I wouldn't call a Carrie Fisher PB a December, would be nice too but take your time. You're doing enough things with my other personalities, I have multiple personalities? Oh wait a minute yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember now. Oh but Carina I know you want Carina too, well honestly so do I but she can't hear me say that she might run away like she always does and I couldn't take that again, I'd just die.

Now as for the other pups around here we need some action in this place com'on out and play.

Miss? Excuse me, Miss?

Have you given any particular thought to what you intend to do with me? I understand you've been very busy. Places to go, people to see, worlds to save. I completely get that. And your headspace is almost as roomy as my Tardis; I'm not complaining. (No, I will not tell you if that was a compliment or an insult. You can figure that out on your own.) Still, a man likes to stretch his legs every now and then.

So... any thoughts yet?

Dear lazy-arsed girl who is supposed to let me out to have fun,

Why can't you get a move on already? You made me ages ago, and I've been waiting for you to start playing ever since. I know you have been busy with school but, really, if you want to get into role-playing, you ought to start soon. I've got plans too, you know, and the Lunatic Café looks like a friendly place.

What's taking you so long?

No love at the moment,

- D.

PS. Mun faintly recalls a community where people's characters could reply to a prompt by writing either a comment or their own entry about the subject. She asked me to inquire about such a community. Help would be greatly appreciated. Anyone?

This has gone on for far to long.

Young lady, I might have the ability to become invisible but don't you dare think for a second that I'm going to let you just forget me. You see me. Stop pretending you don't. I understand you have a life- who do you think you are talking to?

I know, what happened in the last game was upsetting. Thinks could have been done differently, bonds that had been created through the game would have more than likely survived had the place not gone through its own civil war. May that be a lesson to you. As long as mankind mingles about with their stubborn minds, there will always be a potential for war.

That being said, I would much rather have you looking for a place to set me free at then wallow about in misery. Been there. Done that. It's not as helpful as you think.

How about pushing me into that place you are at? I wouldn't mind being a teacher.

Just as long as Doom keeps his distance.

Here's to hoping you convince more people to apply as girls before the game officially opens. The last home you had for me, sure had some cute ones. I never got to get with any of those beauties though due to its short lifespan.

Exposing me to more crazy people sounds like an awesome idea.

No, I'm actually serious about that. We know what happens when I get bored.

I am a doctor. I am not "The Doctor." So quit with the jokes and the puns already. I'm not even English! I'm from Louisiana. (And don't give me that "lots of planets have a south" again, or I'll climb through the fourth wall and make you listen to zydeco.)

And just what are you up to now? If anyone shows up at my clinic with Lyme disease, I blame you, because obviously they caught it from you. You watch, someone's going to come in with Mary Sue Syndrome and I'll be stuck telling them they have six weeks to live before their mun discards them for a shiny new pup. That's if they're lucky, of course.

And they're not getting comfort sex from me, thank you very much!

Sincerely,

H. Toulon

Dear Mun,

I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. But I've got a little problem. ( Read more... )

This icon is not funny! Both of you should stop being so mean to him, you know. I mean, can't you give this to those ah, nasty versions of us? Please?

How can I be the bad person here? I'm always invited, I never make the offer first.

Can she be insecure in some other way not having to do with me?

I would appreciate it if you did something with me. While I understand that you've mostly "gone off of" the so-called "fandom" characters you once played, you've barely even tried playing me, and I'm on an entirely different order of magnitude from them.

And that town looks like a wonderful place for me to do some esoteric research. You should app me there.

And if you make a Clover pup, I am going to break down the fourth wall and throttle you. I already have to share your headspace with a baby sea-monster as it is. It's getting crowded in here and we're bored. This is not a good combination if you value your sanity.

Oh please. I'm not that stupid, you know. Looking for "Soul Appraisals" in the Yellow Pages? Um, no.Though I would absolutely do it for Mike to heal him and take the pain away.

I know you're having a grand time with all of this and that other person -- if you could call her that -- but can't Mike and I get a break?

Listen, you corpulent hag, I've had enough of your plotting my downfall. I've only just gotten started! What is wrong with you?! Also, please stop joking about my perceived "incompetence". It's not my fault that this Constantine is unexpectedly difficult, even at a young age.

Please also alert his "mun" that, if John steals from me again or attacks me once more, I will remove something vital of his and eat it. He's not the only damned prick with infernal potential walking this earth, after all.

You know you need to app me right? Because if there were say, Sheriff Kinky McHott, and I had a little transgression with some controlled substances, that would be tasty in a masochistic kind of way. Clearly, I will need much guidance from the school counselor too. That could be fun.

Do it do it do it!

Dear worthless piece of trash who plays me,

So I'm a teacher now, am I?  And trying to teach a class on the history of a place I have never been and know nothing about?  I can't be the only one who fails to see the logic in this situation.  But I suppose I should just be grateful you didn't make me a gym class teacher-- then your pathetic little life would've really been forfeit!

And at least being a teacher is slightly more respectable than that one game in which you've got me working as a waitress in a cafe -_- . . .

And you wonder why I can't stand you!

All my worst,
Galaxia

Mun?

That thing you have which attracts the oddballs, could you turn it off.

For the icons? Really?

I am not impressed.

SO.

Why am I not being played? Clearly, I am the best thing ever and deserve more attention than you're giving and it needs to be fixed now. Not tomorrow, not next week, no. You can take a break from that other one you know, who is such a big hog of headspace.

No love,
Me.

Dear mun,

Let me get this straight. I'm an AU version of someone you've already had AU versions of previously. You haven't updated my info; hell aside from where I live and work you only have vague ideas of what I'll be doing? Plus, the original version and I have been talking and.. well.. outside of round robin style posts in small forums years ago, you don't write that much do you? I'm a little (read: a lot) pessimistic of my being anything other than than a whim for you.

Please, I want to live, and be able to express myself. With you at the helm though..

Scared,
Stephen

Mun,

Let me get this straight. The one thing that could convince me to chose a kami's lifespan, and you're not going to let me find out about it until after I make my choice?

You don't actually possess a heart, do you?

If I could apply for a different mun, I'd be gone.

Sincerely,
Derrick.

Dear mun,

I know this is bad timing. However, when you can, I wish to have two questions answered;

One: What am I going to be doing?

Two: Do you realize there is a Swan… [Pauses to think of suitable description of what said Swan is doing, goes with first thought] …Swaning about, here, with me?

You sure didn't take long dusting off our journal when you found this asylum, did you now?

It is alright, George and I understand your need to ramble on... and on... and on...

Cor blimey you use way too many elipses when you write. Any road, what was I belittling you on? Oh yes, your lack of normalness.

Are you going to start writing again? How long has it been? One year? Two years?

Never worry, we are always here for you. It isn't like we can leave you because the first thing you did after moving to this new location and setting up your own journal was to breathe life into our new one.

You cannot find the logic to abandon us even though you wonder if you will ever use our journal again. For the record, let me just say it is not our fault the JK decided to kill me off. A bit difficult to voice your favorite twins when one is dead, eh?

But I am not dead, because there is no fun in that. If you want to keep us on the shelf, a reminder of your beloved first (and always favorite) characters, that is alright.

We know that can pick up Mason, Yoda, Mal, or a hundred other characters from a hundred other fictions but none will own your soul the way we do. And because we are such generous lads we will quiet down when you need to hear them, pushing their voices to the front of the line so their stories can flow over the page.

We know we are your favorite. You are our favorite too.

~ Fred Weasley

NO. That discussion you're having with Simon's mun? NOT acceptable. If I feel this distressed about it, can you even imagine how he feels? For the love of God, think of the kittensSimon!

Uh yeah. PULEEZE, you are not doing work today. You're updating me, right? Or shibarikitten, RIGHT? Because seriously, it's been our "last week at the old corraloffice for weeks now.

Please, thank you, and do it!

Dear worthless piece of trash who plays me,

You thought you could get through another birthday quietly and without anyone knowing, but I have ways of finding out! I even know how old you are this year. . . but I'll be generous for once and not reveal that little secret here on a public forum.

Now stop moping, get up from your computer, shower, change into something less tacky than usual, and go out and do something fun for once!

(Then, when you get back, hurry up and find some players for TCU-- the new life you've set up for me there doesn't look half bad, and I'm eager to start it.)

Happy birthday to my very ancient mun. I still hate you, but have decided not to kill you. . . at least for today. . .


-Galaxia