To Harry James Potter, I leave the Snitch he caught in his first Quidditch match

Who: Terry Boot & Oliver Wood.
What: Terry and Oliver happen to share the privilege of being the sole occupants of the hospital wing. Plottery-special!
When: Wednesday, October 27th 1993
Where: The hospital Wing / Hogwarts.
Rating: Probably low.
( Oliver knew the place too well. Madame Pomfrey was quite capable of suddenly jumping out from behind a corner somewhere and force some disgusting potion down his throat. )

Who:Alberta Malkin and Lavender Brown
What: fashion show!
When: July 1994
Where: in the park off of Diagon Alley
Rating: Low

( Now, if she could only find Amelia... )

Who: Lavender Brown & Michael Corner.
What: When Michael fails to show up to their study session, Lavender knows exactly where to find him. She catches him doing some unexpected research.
When: March 5th 1998. Saturday afternoon.
Where: The library. Hogwarts.
Rating: TBD.
Note: As we've merely updated the thread before it vanishes into obscurity, the thread opener won't be counted into the word war counts ;)

( He worked diligently, soon having seen far too many pictures of pimply, gangly Slytherins - but none of them looked even remotely like he did. )

Who: Michelle Campbell and Fleur Delacour
What: Getting fixed up by Madame Pomfrey
When: After the first task of the Triwizard Tournament
Where: Hospital Wing
Rating: Low, I'd guess

( Wherein Michelle gets to look at the handsome Hufflepuff champion AND talk to the pretty French one )

Who: Ambrose Travers and Ernie Macmillan
What: Being pratty (and petty) (and maybe just a little bit pretty)
When: Sunday, March 6
Where: Hallways
Rating: 'C' for cussing, because I'm pretty sure Ambrose is gonna

( Though part of him thought he ought to intervene, he wanted to see exactly what was happening and observed first, watching one that he recognized as a Slytherin hexing another with a blue and bronze striped tie. )

Who: Amycus Carrow, Lavender Brown, Daphne Greengrass
What: The most messed up Detention EVER
When: Monday, 7 March, 1998, evening
Where: DADA Classroom
Rating: Hm. I guess to be on the really safe side I'll say R?

( With every reasonable measure exhausted, it was time for Amycus to try his own brand of educating. )