Jack Montgomery (manchildish) wrote in zenithnetwork, @ 2015-10-24 17:12:00 |
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Entry tags: | #day 005, cecilia, jack, juno, kai |
Jack - 10:31am
Jack Montgomery's Patent Recipe for Insta-Earplugs
Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Probably actually go to the bathroom. (You're right there. Might as well.)
Step 3: Wash your fucking hands, you dirty bastards.
Step 4: Grab two small squares of toilet paper, or more, depending on how big those earholes are.
Step 5: Squeeze out as much water as you can, but make sure that the paper stays damp.
Step 6: Try not to think about the fact that you're about to shove the same stuff you wipe your ass with into your head.
Step 7: Shove the same stuff you wipe your ass with into your head.
Step 8: Calm the fuck down.