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Jack Montgomery (
manchildish
) wrote in
zenithnetwork
,
@
2015
-
10
-
24
17:12:00
Jack - 10:31am
Jack Montgomery's Patent Recipe for Insta-Earplugs
Step 1:
Go to the bathroom.
Step 2:
Probably actually
go
to the bathroom. (You're right there. Might as well.)
Step 3:
Wash your fucking hands, you dirty bastards.
Step 4:
Grab two small squares of toilet paper, or more, depending on how big those earholes are.
Step 5:
Squeeze out as much water as you can, but make sure that the paper stays damp.
Step 6:
Try not to think about the fact that you're about to shove the same stuff you wipe your ass with into your head.
Step 7:
Shove the same stuff you wipe your ass with into your head.
Step 8:
Calm the fuck down.
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