Most respectfully, I bring 100 word scamlation victory-prompt drabble times. Accompanying colour chart has suffered greatly in formatting, and has made most impolite difficulties, so will refuse to join us.

“I am not enjoying the elevated wind speeds in this place, Iwaki-san.”
“Very well. Your whining has driven me half insensible. Go below the stairs.”
“Aha! Inside has many advantages, but is too cramped to afford great pleasure. I would not find this dignified.”
“Consider this, Katou: the Victory is very distinguished famous old-time warship. Do you think her hero Admiral-san complained of the accommodation?”
“No. But he was not of highest stature. Less than 1m 60!”
“You speak truthfully.”
“But now I have idea forming.”
“This may not have good outcome.”
“We shall enjoy greatly from the horizontal position!”