Yalúmessë

Thus my incredibly one-sided love affair with Craig Parker continues.



( Bring me my journeybook. )

There are no words for how much I love this man.



( Bring me my droolcup. )

Oh, Craig. Dearest Craig. Someday, some fine day, you may decide you want something different. You may decide that all your life is missing is a chubby ginger goddess. A hardcore geek who is a self-taught culinary genius and speaks two different elven languages. A fierce amazon bitch who spends way too much time on the internet and X-box live. Don't be confused by these feelings. They are right. Don't fight them. When that day comes, that glorious day, I will be waiting patiently. You know where to find me. Once you drop the restraining order.



( I regret nothing. )