Oh, Craig. Dearest Craig. Someday, some
fine day, you may decide you want something different. You may decide that all your life is missing is a chubby ginger goddess. A hardcore geek who is a self-taught culinary genius and speaks two different elven languages. A fierce amazon bitch who spends way too much time on the internet and X-box live. Don't be confused by these feelings. They are
right. Don't fight them. When that day comes,
that glorious day, I will be waiting patiently. You know where to find me. Once you drop the restraining order.
( I regret nothing. )