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ɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ ᴅʀᴀᴋᴇ (
sicparvismagna
) wrote in
wtnvgame
,
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2021
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07
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01
22:49:00
Entry tags:
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₴inactive player: chele
,
₴inactive player: rae
,
₴inactive: lara croft
,
₴inactive: nathan drake
ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇꜱ | nate » lara
i will stab you with an arrow.
Why is Tumblr a thing?
lara
As in the gymnastics move??
nate
No, it's some stupid website for fans apparently.
What even is this?
I don't look like this.
lara
Your first mistake was Googling yourself. Or… Tumblring yourself, technically.
...
I mean….You sort of look like that.
nate
When you say it, it sounds weird. And no I don't.
I would never wear that, how is that protective at all?
And I'm taking a leaf out of your page and decided to drink.
lara
If I squint it kinda looks like you.
But yeah that’s highly impractical for… any outdoor activity.
And wait you’re drinking without me??
nate
There are so many games and movies. 90% are totally wrong.
Well I learned quickly I didn't want to this sober.
lara
So I got an idea, and just spit-balling here... But we should get drunk and play your games.
I mean, either way I'm probably going to get drunk and play your games now.
nate
You know what? I'm just tipsy enough to agree to this.
But we're not playing the ones from my actual life. I don't need you to see that.
Me, I mean I don't need to see it again.
lara
Huh. Alright, I get it. I think.
Just the N64 versions. Got it.
Very uh... geometrical...
nate
I'm starting to think I should change my mind now.
I will stab you with an arrow.
No remarks regarding geometry.
lara
No take backs! And good thing I’ve got all my shots.
…OH MY GOD
You have movies, too!
nate
Oh god. Not about my actual life right?
Speaking of more shots...
A movie based off of....yup there's one based off of Yamatai.
Fuck.
lara
I don’t know - have you ever looked for Pandora’s Box? Or felt like Angelina Jolie? Because that’s who they have playing you.
Damn. I hope I get Gerard Butler or someone good if I ever get a movie.
Wait you found Yamatai???
Holy shit.
nate
They have Angelina Jolie playing me? Okay that's not terrible.
Um... yeah. That was kinda the beginning of everything.
Not that I'm talking about it.
We can watch the Angelina one though.
lara
It’s the complete opposite of terrible.
Oh no no no, we’re gonna talk about it.
I’m bringing a pack of beer and some popcorn and I’m asking you “did that happen?” every five minutes.
nate
Idk if Angelina's film happened according to this dumb site.
Uuugh why do you always want to know things?
lara
Because basically all I know is that you like mango margaritas and you can kill me with a pick axe.
And like yeah that’s great and I have zero issue with either of those things but I’d like to, y’know… connect or whatever.
nate
Because it's mostly me doing dumb shit that somehow works out and getting people I care about killed.
Idk is just easier.
lara
That’s sort of just our life, you know. People understand the risks.
You hope they understand the risks, at least.
The alternative is putting together a team of semi-strangers and getting stabbed in the back and left in a Panamanian jail.
nate
Yeah I know.
Literally our figuratively stabbed?
I'll try harder.
I don't hate you you know.
lara
Oh you’re not getting information from me that easily anymore. Stories in exchange for stories, Lara.
And yeah yeah… I know, I’m pretty hard to hate - unless you’ve been on a job with me. Or on the same flight.
nate
Okay that's fair.
Planes crash for you too, huh?
Don't get me wrong you are still annoying. But sometimes it's stupidly cute so I guess you have that going for you.
lara
Planes, boats, Jeeps. I have terrible luck.
Stupidly cute, huh? I’ll take it.
You know, I might buy myself a Tomb Raider shirt. Or wallet.
nate
All three checked for me as well.
🙄 a shirt is better not that i'm encouraging this
lara
Oh I'm encouraged.
Can I get you to sign it?
nate
Why are you like this?
And probably..
lara
Depends on who you ask.
If you ask Sully he'd say it's because I once ate a 500 year old potato from Lake Pumacocha.
And
nice
.
nate
That...why would you eat a 500 year old potato?
lara
You wouldn't??
nate
I mean, maybe? But I also don't make the best decisions.
Ask Jonah.
lara
Wish I could! I'd ask so many questions he'd probably think I was a cop.
nate
Like what exactly? I've had enough to drink that I'm openly curious.
lara
Alright. Why were you fake laughing so loudly at the speed dating thing?
nate
First, what?
Second, how do you know it wasn't a real laugh?
lara
Oh come on! That was the fakest laugh I’ve ever heard in my life!
nate
It wasn't even with you. And I got bored, had to come up with my own entertainment.
lara
Sure sure. It wasn’t to try and make me jealous at all.
nate
So you're admitting you were jealous?
lara
Well yeah…
nate
Wait. Really?
lara
Wait, what do
you
mean by wait?
I’m way funnier and a much better option to… spend time… with..
nate
I spend more time with you than anyone else here.
lara
Technically, yes, but we could, you know, see more of each other.
nate
Well you're supposed to be coming over aren't you?
lara
Yeah, absolutely! Give me ten
nate
Bring something to eat so I have more than alcohol on my stomach.
lara
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