Tom Katze (Tom and Jerry) (fryingpanskillz) wrote in worldinherhands, @ 2009-03-12 17:42:00 |
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MOUSE.
You are never around! I sit here and ignore you and ignore you and you don't even notice! IT WORKS BOTH WAYS, MOUSE! Cuz I don't even miss your cute furry grey ears anymore! Or that pink button nose! I DON'T!
Fuck it. I'm getting Marlboros. Anyone need a smoke?
TO THOSE WHO MISS YOUR TAILS AND FUR:
You know what's fun? Fuzzy socks. Heating pads. Smelly candles. MASTURBATION. Never could do that as a cat.