Hey, buddy, how's it hanging, little dude? You been good for Tess?
Dude, you get to go play with Elle and Petey, and bro, you're going to fucking DISNEYLAND. Ain't that cool? Be cool, be a good example to Petey, and I hear Elle's a babe, so ya gotta be a gentleman around her. Girls don't like guys who bitch and moan all the time.
I got ya something from Mexico, and I'll see ya soon. Love ya, Little Dude.