All of you do the polite thing and welcome Tegan Cuddy-Foreman into the world, she was born very early this morning.

Mom was a champ, and baby's proving to be pretty awesome too.

( Adam. )

I have been completely sober for. . .entirely too long.

I can't do this, this freaking sucks.

A heads up, I'm not longer always available Tuesday evenings from about 5-6:30.

Boys, that means you have kids duty for that hour and a half. I hope you can handle that much, rather than pass them off on someone else every Tuesday.

I wonder what a 'Burger' taste like?