InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "how funny am i? HELLA FUNNY"

SUP BBS, to all three of you who maybe remember me from my being at the comm way back at the beginning i've missed you so much, and to everyone else i am so looking forward to getting to know all your characters! this is wisdan coldwell, purist extraordinaire who makes no effort to hide where his sympathies lie and marked death eater (not quite so open about that one, since his fam's just been shipped off to azkaban) - he's kind of a nightmare to either side, because while on the one hand, he's a complete fanatic and vicious murderer, he's also really into the idea of the death eaters all being one big happy family, possibly because his biological one is fucked in all sorts of ways. behavior-wise, he's the exact opposite of your typical doom-and-gloom death eater (unless you're an unsavory sort); he's exceedingly nice and warm to upstanding purebloods and even more so to fellow death eaters and he wants to have fun all the time, though his idea of fun is questionable at best and downright highly illegal at worst - he likes long walks on the beach, talking with his european adders, and a nice evening of cruciatus, and he has started campfire songs at death eater meetings. this playful/crazy demeanor is why it tends to come as a surprise when he cracks the whip to get others in line (he's probably losing his mind in a fit of I TOLD YOU SO at all of them in azkaban right now), but that delicate balance is also why he tends to take a good number of baby death eaters under his wing as an on-the-job trainer. he's an active recruiter for their cause and uses his job as owner and editor of a publishing company to quietly push both purist and death eater propaganda, while his father and brother are more engrossed in the illegal magical creatures trade - even so, if you have a need for it, let him know. back in school his nice, friendly persona applied to everyone, not just purebloods, but once his family started drowning in scandal after his mother was sent to azkaban for murdering his squib sister, he started to shut down and become a lot more insular, and likely got involved in voldemort's silly shenanigans before he'd even finished school. as far as lines go, i would love ANYTHING, seriously. baby death eaters for him to corral, older ones who have mixed opinions on the methods to his madness but kind of respect him in a weird way (he's doing the non-magical dirty work you wouldn't do, okay!), an auror or rebel who knows his death eater mask by heart and tends to seek him out during conflicts - it's like an ongoing game where the loser dies, connections on any of the possible alleys, maybe a death eater a year or two his senior that got him into this whole mess when he was at his most vulnerable? someone bring me evan rosier so they can be the obnoxiously cheerful death eater welcoming committee.