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orsino thruston is not amused ([info]oneandtwoand) wrote in [info]wished,
@ 2010-01-04 17:54:00

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Entry tags:!1998: 01, !complete, orsino thruston, penelope clearwater

Who: Penelope Clearwater & Orsino Thruston
When: Monday evening
Where: Oliver & Penny's flat
What: In Jenn's words - "The adventures of an orange crate. Special appearances by Spam, Ogdens and possibly the Cuddle Fairy".
Rating: PG-13 for "FRUSTRATED SEXY DRUNKEN ANARCHY"

It had been a slow Monday.  When one didn't have a normal job of the nine-to-five variety, Mondays were not a dreaded return to the rat-race.  For Orsino, it usually meant eating leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast, maybe working on some music, and, for the past week, taking Seven for an hour long walk.  Actually having something scheduled for that evening was a strange feeling.  If he did anything with any of the other Weird Sisters, it was usually a spontaneous occurence.  Such as the night they'd spent drinking at Gid and Merton's (and Heath's, now) last week.  Considering the circumstances, Orsino hadn't lasted long, dozing off in mid-conversation after much less alcohol than he usually managed. 

He didn't anticipate this night ending similarly.  For one thing, he doubted alcohol would be involved - he'd accidentally left most of his own at the house in Ireland, with the exception of the scotch that had been glued to his hand all night.  And he rather hoped none there wouldn't been too much dwelling on the latests goings on in the Ministry, though he supposed it might inveitably come up briefly.  Still.  This was certainly a strange situation.  As far as Orsino understood, he was going to the flat Penny shared with Oliver, with an orange crate, so that they could hug.  Who in their right mind made plans like that?  He wasn't even sure why he'd sent that owl the other day, and wondered if perhaps he'd still been drunk.

In any case, Orsino liked Penny well enough, and had enjoyed their interactions over the past few weeks.  He'd warmed to her much more quickly than he usually did, probably because they already shared friends.  She was a bit odd, sure, but when he compared that with some of the other people he knew...well, she wasn't so bad.  So, after feeding Seven and letting her out for a while, he snatched up the crate from where it was resting near the coffee table and stood in the hearth, preparing to floo over to Oliver's.  It had been a while since Orsino had used the Floo network, and when he gave the location and threw the powder to the floor, he was mildly taken aback by the sensation. 

He arrived almost as soon as his own flat had disappeared and only just managed to keep himself from stumbling out of the fireplace, into Penny and Oliver's living room.  It was...well, he wasn't sure what he'd been expecting, but he supposed it fit.  Orsino dropped the orange crate onto the floor next to his feet.

"Hello?"



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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 12:49 am UTC (link)
"Eurgh," Penny said in disgust as she slid further down onto the cushions and wiggled her socks to make the stripes dance "Sending someone your knickers is just wrong. I'm assuming theres probably dozens of women out there bemoaning the fact that their underwear drawer is empty. And you know thats going to lead to them catching a chill or some other fate thats worse than death."

And what exactly did all those knickerless witches think happened when their pants reached the destination? If the band were into fashion design, or collectors of pants then yes. Possibly there might even be a purpose to it.

"Pink?,"She pulled a face in sympathy "Did you wear them?"

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 12:56 am UTC (link)
Orsino looked deeply offended by this question, and whipped his head around to look pointedly at Penny. "Of course not!"

Actually, he didn't remember what he'd done with them, or how they'd eventually found their way to Marnie. He just remembered being incredibly confused when he opened that parcel, and his dorm mates finding it hilarious. Thirteen-year-old boys...

Obviously in deep distress, Orsino considered the sandwich in his lap, picked it up, and took a frankly huge bite. He chewed it quietly, tilted his head. After swallowing, he nodded. "Hm. Hmmmm."

Twisting his upper body around as far as he could without really moving from his seated position, he gripped the edge of the sofa and looked at Penny wide-eyed. "Wait. This is spam?" Orsino shook his head. "This...is fantastic!"

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 01:13 am UTC (link)
Penny looked at him before scooting further away in case the Spam appreciation was catching.

"Its spam. No one knows if its animal, vegetable or mineral."

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 01:19 am UTC (link)
Orsino nodded sagely, as though taking in a profound truth. "A delicious mystery."

As if to confirm this statement, he crammed the rest of the sandwich half into his mouth. Luckily for Penny, he was facing away from her are this point, or else she would have been treated to the sight of Orsino (messily) attempting to keep the contents of his mouth from, well, making their way out of it. After about a minute he'd managed to get it all down.

"Well that was most surprising." He gave an exaggerated stretch of his arms, then took up the bottle of Ogden's a poured himself a bit more. Just a bit more. Not too much now. "Oh right. Questions...questions...huh. AH. OK."

He twisted around again, this time moving to a kneel in front of the couch. Sitting on his haunches, Orsino went to drink the whisky and then continued. "Yes, right. Mmmmost...disgusting thing you've ever eaten."

Apparently this question was hilarious, because Orsino let out a short laugh before looking suddenly serious again.

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 01:29 am UTC (link)
"Apart from spam?"

She poured another glass of whisky, forgetting to measure the whisky as carefully as she had before. Spirits and fingers be damned, it tasted good. And once she got past the initial burn of fire down her throat it was..fine actually.

The blood of a 1,000 years of Cornish men flowed through her veins and she refused to not like whisky simply because of the taste.

"I ate tongue once. It was in Italy and Marco took me to meet his mother. Tongue and Parsley sauce was apparently her speciality. I never expected it to be so well, long. I've spent the past year since then measuring my own tongue to see if its as long. Its not though. Apparently its like the rest of me and stunted."

Orsino was well - if it had been anyone else, Penny might have thought he was giggling and she leaned over to poke him in the shoulder to see if he would do it again. He needed to giggle some more.

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 04:07 am UTC (link)
Instead of giggling, Orsino just looked perturbed by Penny's poke. He looked down at his shoulder, then back at her, as though waiting for something. Narrowing his eyes, he very slowly raised his own hand and poked her back, in basically the same spot. He looked almost surly while doing so.

"Of course apart from spam," he said, punctuating the sentence with a second poke, this one at her knee, "seeing that spam is actually a culinary marvel and not disgusting at all, you great liar."

He seemed to remember then that she had continued on to say that she had eaten tongue before. Another stricken look appeared on his face.

"I hope Marco isn't someone you were..." He waved his hands around. "...involved with, if he brought you home to eat something's tongue. Loooony."

Raising his glass to his lips again, Orsino saw that it was, in fact, empty again. He reached behind him and poured more, noting that the bottle was less than half full. Odd. Someone was drinking all of the whisky! Troubled by this discovery, he leaned back and rested his head on the orange crate, sticking his own tongue out briefly as though to see if his, too, was stunted.

"You are stunted, indeed. Good thing we have this crate for you."

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 05:51 pm UTC (link)
S'apparently a delicacy," The first poke didn't register but the second one did and she pouted before her delayed reaction forced an 'ow' out of her and a failed attempt at returning the poke.

As his hands moved fast through the air to make a point - and she was sure it was a good point, although there had been something involving Marco and his mum - she followed it with her head before covering her eyes and slipping down to lie on the floor in order to stop the spinning.

"Am not stunted. Everyone else is fre...freakishly tall."

At the mention of the crate, Penny managed to turn her head and attempted to stare it down "I think the crates being drinking the whisky."

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 07:03 pm UTC (link)
"Do you think?" Orsino wondered aloud, slowly turning his head to look over his shoulder at the crate. It sat there, mocking them with its atrocious orange color.

He looked back to Penny, raising an eyebrow. Or trying to. Snickering again, he pointed at the crate. "I think it's more our fault than the crate's..."

Suddenly he stood, perhaps a bit too quickly, because he stumbled into the couch before righting himself. Orsino knew this feeling. He was still aware of himself and what was going on around him, but he felt oddly ambivalent about it all. Anything could happen, and he would probably just smile and sit there.

"You know..." he said, bouncing a bit on his heels. "You should probably stand on it anyway, teach it a lesson. Crates who drink whisky get stood on."

Weren't they supposed to hug, or something? He'd been here for...how long...and he was pretty sure all they'd done was eaten spam sandwiches and gone through another round of Penny's informal interrogation game. And gone through too much of the Ogden's. Time to get down to business.

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 07:12 pm UTC (link)
"Are you saying," Penny said dangerously low as she pulled herself to her feet using the wonderfully steady couch "That my standing on the crate would somehow cause it..cause it pain?"

What was it with men and insinuting she was heavy? The next one to do so would lose all ability to pee standing up; she hadn't recieved a O in her NEWT Charms for nothing.

Making her way over to the crate, Penny reached down and picked up the bottle before setting it ceremonially on the nearest flat surface. Which happened to be the floor.

"Hugging," she repeated as her mouth caught up with her thoughts "I need a hug. Everyone needs hugs. "

She eyed him slowly before furrowing her brow in thought "Are you an over-er or under-er?"

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 07:21 pm UTC (link)
"I expect anyone standing on it would make it quite uncomfortable," Orsino said simply, as though this were a terribly obvious thing.

His head tilted mildly as Penny moved the whisky to the floor. In the back of his mind, he thought it probably wasn't the wisest place the put a bottle. Someone would almost surely knock it over, or trip on it. Instead of doing something about it, though, Orsino just shifted his gaze slowly back to the crate.

He looked befuddled. "A what?" Though it should have been obvious that she was referring to the aforementioned hugging, for some reason Orsino could only process that it sounded like a thinly veiled sexual innuendo. "Wait...hugging, right?"

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 07:30 pm UTC (link)
"Of course I meant hugging!," She had, hadn't she? It wasn't fair to ask her questions when she'd been drinking. She much preffered doing the asking.

Getting onto the crate looked easier than it was ; it was quite a step up from the floor but once she was on it, Penny bounced lightly to make sure it wouldn't break. The crate was as solidly built as it was painted.

"What did you think I meant? Or is it best if I don't know?" Her grin turned wicked.

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Orsino shook his head and made an expression that was somewhere between a grin and a frown. Not a grimace - it just looked like he was trying to be serious and failing. "I think the fact that you just said that means you know exactly just what...just what I just...thought."

It should not have been that difficult to get that sentence out.

"Haaah," he said, still bouncing and now cracking his knuckles, then pulling at a pill on the sleeve of his shirt. "Ohhh. Well, over-er, clearly. Since I'm a giant, where else I am supposed to put my arms?"

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 07:51 pm UTC (link)
"I ref...I..rejuct..no wait," The words were on the tip of her tongue but for some reason Penny kept on tripping on anything past the first syllable. "You're wrong," she finished finally on a small sigh.

The sound of Orsino cracking his knuckles made Penny wince visibly. People who could joints always freaked her out ; so much so that Helen used to sit at the table and crack all her fingers, neck and shoulders at the dinner table until Penny caved and gave chase.

"On your head?" The retort was quick and Penny crooked her finger to beckon him closer. "I'm an under-er. Hugging someone taller is easier than hugging someone of the same height. Then s'awkward. Don't like awkward."


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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 08:00 pm UTC (link)
"That would just be stupid," Orsino said, soundly rejecting the idea of putting his hands on his head. Totally counterproductive.

He obediently stepped forward as Penny indicated, stopping a bit before his toes would have been up against the sides of the crate. It dawned on him that it was unsettling to suddenly have Penny almost level with him. The height change ought to have been expected, given that that was why he'd brought the crate in the first place, but it was shocking nonetheless.

"Hey, you're tall now," he observed, then put his hands on his hips. Just after he moved his right arm out and held it there, to the side, and looked at Penny. "Well? Initiate hug sequence, captain. Or else this will be awkward." He started laughing again.

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 08:07 pm UTC (link)
"I can see the top of your head," Penny announced grandly as she proceeded to do just that. It was pleasant being able to see over things and she wondered if this was what it was like being tall ; if everything and everyone was smaller than you, could you just stride past everything and not let it matter?

"Aye, aye Sir," And then Penny leaned forward and wrapped her arms around him with a duck of her head. Huh, this hugging thing? It wasn't so bad. And Orsino had clearly obeyed the deoderant rule.

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Orsino found he had no choice but to be an over-er after all, and also that the position all but forced him into a face-full of Penny's hair. It had been a while since he'd hugged anyone (OK, it had been after dinner at his parents' on Christmas), but he didn't recall anything like that occurring. Well, maybe this was what it would be like to hug Meghan, as well. She had big hair, too.

"Hrm. You have a very nice hairful of head," he murmured, feeling the pressure of her arms nears his ribs. Perhaps his own arms were a bit too long for this - he could positively clasp his hands together if her wanted to.

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 08:26 pm UTC (link)
"My own."

Hugging was good. It was nice to hug someone - the last person she'd hugged had been Meghan and then she'd been full of hurt at Percy and too many ...

Don't think about it she repeated to herself. All she had to was enjoy the hug.

He was very thin though and she wondered if he should ear more spam sandwiches. There was another tin in the cupboard she might give him ; a part of her brain knew that wielding her knife would result in a trip to St Mungos and she'd be minus several fingers.
She was fond of her digits - they were handy for things.

Penny forced herself to relax into the hug and settled so she wasn't bruising her nose against his shoulderblade.

"You hug good," she told his jumper.

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 08:33 pm UTC (link)
"Well, that's good, you haven't stolen some other poor girls' hair."

The whisky was still making Orsino feel very warm, and the fact that he was currently pressed up against someone else's body and enveloped in their arms wasn't helping the feeling. He shrugged into the hug, which wasn't entirely a smooth movement given the circumstance.

He frowned. "Other things, too." He wasn't entirely sure what he'd meant by that, but it had seemed the thing to say. Were they just going to keep standing here like this?

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Furrowing her brow, Penny leaned back to stare up at him "I never said it was your only skill. But huggings a good one to have."

What was she supposed to do now? Why hadn't she imposed a time limit on hugs? Did she move away from him or was he supposed to do it? What was the correct procedure for hugging someone as an arrangement?

And all the questions were making her head spin.

Pushing him back gently and disengaging her arms, Penny stepped down from the box. It was a good box.

"You're good at being tall," she pronounced before leaning forward and giving a very quick hug. Huh. From this angle it was much easier to hug him - less pointy shoulderblades.

"Pointy. Whisky?"

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 09:08 pm UTC (link)
He stood there for the second hug, reciprocating it a bit less since it hadn't been planned and he wasn't really expecting it. When she called him pointy he found himself giggling again. That was one he wasn't used to hearing, at least not to his face.

"Hah. Can't help the tallness, and...well, I'm not pointy," he told her, looking over her head to the kitchen. Whisky? How much was even left at this point?

He put a hand to the back of his head, rubbing it back and forth and mussing his hair absently. "Hum. I guess. Why not? Can't be much there now."

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 09:13 pm UTC (link)
"Haha," Penny said aloud with a snort "You giggled. You're a giggler!" The idea amused her so much that she slid into a laughing heap on the floor "A pink jumpered giggler!," she managed to wheeze out before peals of laughter.

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Orsino looked down at the floor, where Penny seemed to be having the time of her life. He didn't recall her sitting on the floor. It looked fun, if he was to judge by her expression. Instead of joining her, though, he towered above and watched with a look of mild concern. Apparently, Orsino was being called names.

"You forgot pointy," he added, pursing his lips. "I don't wear pink jumpers."

Before she could make her way to the whisky, he bent and snatched it from the floor, reeling back before standing again. This was getting more difficult. "No more whisky for you, mean lady."

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Orsino was looming over her like a giant, and Penny stared unblinking up at him. She could see up his nose. Something told her that it wouldn't be polite to mention it.

Still, he had stolen the bottle.

"You should share. S'polite to share. And I'm not mean. I'm loooveeely,"

"You're wobbling. Or the floors moving." Scooting over, she propped some cushions underneath her and behind her head. "The floors comfortable and it doesn't move. Or spin. And neither do I."

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[info]oneandtwoand
2010-01-05 09:27 pm UTC (link)
"I'm perfectly fine, and the floor is not spinning," Orsino retorted, looking at the bottle in his hand instead of her. As though to in rebellion against her sharing mandate, he eyed her pointedly as he raised the bottle to his mouth and took a daringly long swig. The expression on his face that followed showed very clearly that he regretted it.

He made a strangled sort of sound, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand. "OK, that hurt. And yooou're drunk, lovely."

Those cushions looked comfortable. Penny had propped herself up, and looked like a veritable ad for Comfy Cushions, Inc. It had not immediately appealed to him, but clearly that was the thing to do, the place to be, if one was to enjoy one's whisky at ease. He plopped unceremoniously next to her head, the bottle still firmly in his grasp.

"I'm tired...of whisky."

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[info]_penny
2010-01-05 09:34 pm UTC (link)
The sound of laughter could clearly be heard from Penny and her Pile of cushions. "'m not drunk enough to swig from the whisky. Which now has your cooties all over it."

Penny tried to frown and found the muscles in her face weren't doing what she wanted them to do.

"Theres spam. Or butterbeer. Milk. Lots of things," she watched him land with a lack of grace beside her and she turned her head to watch him.

It was amazing how he managed not to spill a drop. A talent. He should win an award.

"What do you fancy instead?"

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Re: ~fingers~ - [info]oneandtwoand, 2010-01-05 09:40 pm UTC
Re: ~fingers~ - [info]_penny, 2010-01-05 09:49 pm UTC
Re: ~fingers~ - [info]oneandtwoand, 2010-01-05 10:21 pm UTC
Re: ~fingers~ - [info]_penny, 2010-01-05 11:47 pm UTC

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