You're listening to the third task of the Trimusician Tournament, here on the WWN: Wizarding Wireless Network. Up next, let's see how the Weird Sisters scored when we asked them some...personal questions, about their relationships, personalities, and life on tour with the band.
What is Myron's best quality? Merton: His passion. Myron: How much I care about everyone.
How would you most effectively romance Giddy? Kirley: A campaign of cuddles, and possibly a baby something. Giddy: I like getting a lot of attention and affection. Give me my favourite food, watch my favourite movie and cuddle with me, and I won't let you go!
Who would Herman spend one night with if he were given the chance, no strings attached? Donaghan: Ha! Trick question! Herman has more strings than the rest of us combined. I think if he could fall madly in love with someone, though, it'd be, like...um, who's that Quidditch player, for the Wasps? I don't remember her name, but that one. Herman: I don't like the idea of having a no strings attached night. That's no fun, because love is everything.
What is Heathcote's biggest turn-on? Merton: Lizzie's knees. Er. Knees. Heathcote: Girls with a good sense of humor and an infectious grin, natch.
What non-musical possession does Kirley prize above all others? Myron: Me? Do I count as non-musical? Probably not. Hmm, his bed. Wait, no, the teapot! Kirley: The couch. Is the couch even mine? I think it might actually be Donaghan's. Does it still count?
If Donaghan were a professor at Hogwarts, which subject would he teach? Giddy: He's be a Professor of AWESOME! Except that's not a subject. If it was I would totally take it. I don't know if I'd pass or fail it though. Ummmm probably Muggle Studies would be Donaghan's subject. Or Music if they made that a main class and not just an extra thing. Donaghan: Probably Defence. Getting to talk about curses and hexes and dangerous shit all day, terrify the first-years....yeah. Defence, definitely.
If Herman could change one thing about himself, what would it be? Heathcote: ... Uh. Probably his ability to keep relationships? Man, that kind of sounded arse-hole-y. Herman: I'd be able to beat Heathcote in a fight. :|
What is Merton's favourite memory of the Weird Sisters? Kirley: Stonehenge. Merton: Stonehenge.
Which band member does Giddy think has the sexiest mum? Donaghan: Oh Jesus, seriously? I don't- uh, Kirley's mum, maybe. Giddy: Kirley's Mum. It maybe the Quidditch thing, but she's in really good shape, and though she's older she is still pretty hot. Though it scares me a little bit that she might have been involved with vampires...
What does Myron notice about a girl first? Herman: Her face? Lips, to be more specific. Myron: Her arse. Or, if she’s facing me, then confidence. There’s nothing sexier than confidence.
If Merton had to switch instruments with any other band member, who and what would he pick? Heathcote: Uhm. He's expressed interest in learning the guitar, but - keyboard, maybe. You can get more up in the classical biz-nass with a piano, moreso than the drums or bass or whathave you. Merton: Kirley, and electric guitar. I could play it with a cello bow, and I know the way he plays.
Where would Kirley be now if he weren't in the Weird Sisters? Giddy: On a not so fancy couch lounging. Kirley: Asleep
Does Donaghan prefer morning sex, daytime sex, or nighttime sex? Herman: Morning sex is more romantic. Donaghan: All of the above? Nighttime, if I have to choose, though.
What do you and Heathcote argue most about? Myron: Heathcote and I have a long-running debate about which fruit is best. I say bananas, but he keeps insisting that peaches are better. What do you and Myron argue most about? Heathcote: We don't really argue, but we have tiffs over how Myron treats other people sometimes.
What drink best describes Giddy? Merton: Is there a happy puppy cocktail? A...something fun. A bubble tea. Giddy: Ummm a Whiskey Sour! Whiskey for the Scottish, Lemon Yellow since I'm a Hufflepuff, and it's super sweet like me!
What is Donaghan's best physical asset? Kirley: Is this a trick question? His hair, obviously. Donaghan: My hair, obviously.
What is Herman most likely to be doing in between soundcheck and a show? Merton: Chilling out. Herman: It sounds cliche, but you'll probably find me alone with the lute.
Which song do you think best describes Heathcote in bed? a) Starts with a bang, ends with a whimper, b) Ghosts moaning your name, c) Down and dirty like a Jarvey tongue, or d) Howler at your door? Kirley: Ghosts moaning. Definitely. Heathcote: Uh. Probably A. And for the record, B just sounds fucking creepy as fuck. What.
What was the first instrument Giddy learned to play? Myron: The bagpipes. Giddy: The Piano! I actually had a tiny toy piano that I used to play and that's what gave my Ma the idea to put me in piano lessons.
What is Donaghan's ideal bra size for a romantic interest? Merton: Er. Large? Medium-large? Not...no. Not bigger than his hands. Proportional. Donaghan: 36 C, though breasts in general are pretty fucking great, aren't they?
Who is Heathcote's celebrity crush? Giddy: Ummm if he had one during school, I don't remember. He hasn't told me lately if he has a celebrity crush. Heathcote: Shhh, don't tell my girlfriend, but I totally have a thing for the lead singer of Spellbound.
Would Merton look good in drag? Myron: What an oddly disturbing question. Ugh, now I’m picturing it. Yes, he would, but I am so not into that. Merton: No...t any better than I do out of it? No.
What word would you expect to hear describe Donaghan in bed? Heathcote: Uh. Well, that's probably obvious, isn't it? 'Tremendous'? Please never ask me that question ever again. Donaghan: Brilliant? Revolutionary? Best ever? Who's answering this one about me? Let's say...playful.
Who is the last person Kirley kissed? Herman: Myron? Kirley: Myron
What word or phrase does Merton say most often? Giddy: I'm sure there are lots but I can't think of one right now. I tend to tune Merton out sometimes when he's going all posh and using big words. Probably my name with a tone like he's going to tell me I did something he wants me to stop or he needs to explain something to me or I'm just being annoying. Merton: No?
What would Myron consider 'your song' for the two of you? Myron: [starts giggling] ‘Damn, I wish I was your lover’. It’s a Muggle song by a woman named Sophie B. Hawkins and ever since it came out a few years ago, that’s been our song. Donaghan might not agree with that, but he’s wrong. Donaghan: Ah...probably something like "You're My Best Friend" by Queen? I don't know.
What would people outside the Weird Sisters be surprised to learn about Giddy? Herman: I've been told he's flexible? Giddy: Ummm maybe that I can be shy sometimes, and insecure about some things. I'm not really the most confident Rock Star.
What's the worst thing about sharing a bus with Kirley? Merton: The lack of priv...er. Privacy is hard for all of us, living on top of each other. But imagining what.... Knowing he's on a bus is probably the worst right now. But he wouldn't say that, I don't think, so. I guess the fact that he takes up space, because he's so tall, so it's hard to find a place on a bus to just be with him. To listen to him play, or to talk about music, or, just, to not be underfoot when he's with other people, because there's no room for...oh, there. Guitars. There's not really room for Kirley and his guitars. Kirley: How completely useless I am in the mornings.
What does Donaghan miss most when you're on tour? Myron: His family. Donaghan: Oh, uh....me bed.
What is Herman's idea of a perfect date? Giddy: If Herman was setting up the date, there would be lots and lots of flowers. It would have to be somewhere really romantic. Though I suppose a lot of places could be romantic. Like a fancy restaurant, or a picnic under the stars. Basically, it would have to be romantic, and Herman would fall in love with the girl before the end of the night. Herman: Something simple, candle-lit, maybe a dinner at my place. If my place wasn't inhabited by two other males who were disgusting and would absolutely appall my date. Just kidding I love you guys don't hurt me.
What word best describes Kirley's playing? Heathcote: .... Einstein-ian. Yes, that's a fucking word. I just made it up. It looks and SOUNDS a little mad in the concept stage, but you need to see it in action before you can appreciate the pure ingenuity of it all. Kirley: Interminable
Does Merton make a good wingman? Donaghan: *Laughs* We've never tried it, but I guess "Hey, this is my mate who's a famous prodigy cellist" isn't the worst line ever. Though I don't know how you'd get from that to copping off, really. Hmm. This has potential but...let's go with no. Merton: No. Probably not.
Does Herman prefer boxers or briefs? Myron: Boxers. Probably with little hearts on them. Herman: Boxer briefs.
Who is Heathcote's favourite musical artist? Donaghan: Queen, hands down. Heathcote: Aaaaugh. Do you KNOW how hard it is to pick this??? Ok. So. My favorite artist is actually this muggle group. They're called 'Queen.' If you ever get a chance to listen to them, you should. Their music is... life-changing.
What is Giddy's Patronus, or what does he think it would be? Heathcote: He can't cast one. And it would probably be a puppy or something. Giddy: I've been working on this (thank Electra!!!) Right now my patronus is just this tiny puff of silver. I'm hope that it will be a dog. OH OR a dragon!!!
What House would Myron have been Sorted into, if not his own? Kirley: Gryffindor Myron: Probably Gryffindor. I’m definitely not a Slytherin and I don’t think I’d fit in Hufflepuff either.
Which of Merton's habits would you change if you could? Herman: He should let us love him more. Merton: My practicing early in the morning? Or, well. Herman would like me to spend more time talking to women.
How old was Kirley when he had his first kiss? Donaghan: Fuck, I should know this. Fourteen, I think. Kirley: Thirteen
What spell has Myron never quite been able to master? Giddy: Probably a cleaning spell. Myron: A very particular application of Wingardium Leviosa.
If Heathcote could only listen to one album for the rest of his life, what would it be? Herman: Something by Pulp? I swear, though, he's married to his headphones, so I'm not entirely sure. Heathcote: Probably Queen's Greatest Hits collection. Which, heh, is kind of funny, since it's actually stuck in my player right now. I can't get it pry it out.
How old was Myron when he lost his virginity? Heathcote: ... Uhm. Like.... 12? Maybe? Myron: Fourteen.
Where is the most adventurous place Herman has had sex? Kirley: If it isn't a wildflower-strewn meadow, I'm going to be extremely disappointed. Herman: In a bed.
Of the parents of my girlfriend at the time. While they were home. It was not my idea.
You've been listening to the Weird Sisters on the WWN's Trimusician Tournament. Up next, questions and answers from Eckeltric Cauldron. Stay tuned.