I Moderate (i_moderate) wrote in we_coexist, @ 2009-04-06 00:51:00 |
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Entry tags: | kwit city news |
Something New in the Park
The tv image snows over but soon fades into a smarmy smiling face.
"Hello, this is Frank with KWIT news. We interrupt your regular programing to bring you an interesting development in the Park. Candy?"
The image shifts to Candy, who is standing in front of a few space ships and what looks to be a very old log cabin covered in moss.
"Yes, Frank. Normally we wouldn't report on a new house, even in the Park, but there is something odd about the log cabin behind me." Candy points to the log cabin.
The image is of Frank again, who gives a condescending laugh. "Of course, there's something odd. Ha ha. It's a log cabin; what idiot would live in a log cabin?"
Back to Candy. "Well, the children in the Park and some of the adults have found it a fascinating cabin. Just watch as little Mary-Lou pushes on it."
A small child, who probably shouldn't be messing about with things beyond her ken, steps from the crowd and walks determinedly toward the cabin. She gives the cabin a very firm push, but nothing happens.
Back to Frank. "Oh, that is adorable, ha ha. A little girl trying to move a house."
"It's moving! It's moving! And look at those legs!" The image comes back to Candy; then the camera turns its focus on the cabin which is now many feet, at least 50 ft, in the air, supported bu great chicken legs. The camera watches the chicken leg house walk a few yards before settling down again. Candy is once more on screen. "Yes, you have now seen it with your own eyes. People have been trying to find a door in, but as of yet either cabin turns on those disgusting legs, or it just doesn't have a door. Either way, people are just not getting in. Back to you, Frank."
"Thank you, Candy. Those certainly are some fowl legs. Get it, ha ha. Fowl."
The image snows out, and the screen of whatever device is returned to "normal."
OOC: The cabin is at least two rooms large. There is a chimney coming out of the center of the roof, and occasionally smoke is seen coming from it. There is no door into the cabin, and no windows, but trying to enter the cabin through the chimney is a really bad idea (highly unlikely anyone going in will get out, the place is alive after all). Harming the cabin is probably an even worse idea. The cabin will move if bothered. Feel free to have the cabin make a cameo in a post - it is here for someone. Any questions, bug Nels.