everything that's random

Fae: Captain America: Civil War is scheduled to be released on May 6, 2016.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT A FREAKING YEAR.
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*kicks things*

Dy: Dude. They're filming in Atlanta. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Fae: GET IT

Dy: Chris Evans loves babies. I need to bring Ellie with me. I totally have an in.

Fae: What does Sebastian Stan love? I'll find it and bring it and... yesssssss.

Dy: Hopefully tall hot hispanic women

Fae: He's only 3 years younger than me. I wonder if he can still speak Romanian.

Dy: I'm sure he can.

Fae:...holy
If I ever get him on a panel, I'm asking him to speak Romanian.
Or Russian. That works too.
And I'M RECORDING THAT.
Cause.
Yes.
But Chris Evans is much more attractive.
What with the bitable shoulders.
And pettable arms.

Dy: okay, so I'll keep Sebastian and you keep Chris

Fae: UM. NO.

Dy: we can trade off every other weekend

Fae: Oh. Trade. That works. Okay, yes!