everything that's random

The City has gotten an idea. Or more I've gotten an idea and wondered who might be a vic--volunteer for the next round of fun. It's a strange scavenger hunt, one meant to make friends and enemies alike. The "volunteers" are paired up at random to solve a clue, and by paired, I mean inextricably bonded (cuffs, momentary mental link, metaphysical bonds that keep them in the same vicinity at all times) until they solve the clue and do whatever wherever it requires. These clues won't be awfully difficult, but the tasks may be a little silly/embarrassing. Sooo, who's up for a game of scavenger hunt? Toss your characters below.

The deadline for sign-up is Sunday February 16. Offer up your critters in the comments, please.