everything that's random

Mila
: That's the Bikini Atoll testing, like I thought

Fae
: ....how did I end up looking at mating slugs?!
: MILA HALP

Mila
: Dude. I cannot help at this point. You are too far gone.

Fae
: I just watched a preying mantis eat its mate

Mila
: Fun isn't it?

Fae
: (It's time for you to post What Your Mods Talk About On AIM Part 3)
: I would do it, but I'm currently vomiting on (my floor.)
: So distracted, I can't parentheses.