everything that's random

The question kitteh is so full of questions! See! Questions! The cute kitteh asks for answers. Make the question kitteh happy. (No, no, this was not done on little sleep and too much caffeine.) Remember the rules, kiddos.

1. Animal
a. What would you be?
b. Pick one person close to you, what would they be?

2. Vegetable
a. Why do zucchini and cucumbers look so much alike?
b. Do you like peanut butter or cream cheese on your celery stalks?

3. Mineral
a. You're playing 20 questions, would you cheat if someone were getting too close to the answer too quickly?
b. Which is better: gold or silver?