We're Disney Bound

(to the tune of I Got Rythym)

I am flying -
To seattle -
To see Toni
Who could ask for anything more?

Toni decked me
At the airport
Got a fat lip
Who could ask for anything more?

On the airplane
Toni yammied
I got grossed out
Who could ask for anything more?

We have landed, we’re excited
Running down people in our way!

On the shuttle
To our hotel
Still got my fat lip
Who could ask for anything more?
Who could ask for anything more?


Our hotel room
It’s a big one
Bowling pin pool
Who could ask for anything more?

Look there’s Donald
And there’s Goofy
Oh! and Minnie!
Who could ask for anything more?

We’re at Disney looking for Mickey
He is running for his life!

Magic Kingdom -
Is exciting
Mickey Mouse Bars
Who could ask for anything more?

Peed my pants on
Haunted Mansion
It was scary!
Won't go on it anymore!

Splash Mountain is in rehab.
Who's the buttface that closed it down?!

Big Thunder Mountain
Is a fast ride!
Lost my contact!
I don't like this trip no more!

Toni doesn't
Like Space Mountain
Cried like a baby!
What a wimpy little dork!

Took the monorail to EPCOT
Gonna eat some funky food!

Shrunk the audience
With that Wayne dude!
Freaky snake thing!
Oh, look at all the mice!

We went shopping
Got some good crap!
Now we're broke
and still have eight days left!

Figment freaked out Toni real bad.
Rushed her to the medics fast!

World Showcase
Is amazing
Saw uncle Tom
and a pyrotechnic show!

On the way to
Animal Kingdom
For a safari
Gonna see some kangaroos!

Saw a lion and a tiger


.....and that's all we have so far... yes, we are uber dorks. Erin is a wee bit bigger in the dork department, though, as she wrote most of it!