We're Disney Bound

"We Want Disney"
(To the Tune of "I Got Rythym")

Oh the countdown's -
Finally ended!
Off we go, oh!
Who could ask for anything more

I am flying -
To Seattle!
To see Toni!
Who could ask for anything more!

Look there’s Toni! She looks angry!
Should not ask questions anymore!

Toni decked me -
At the airport.
Got a fat lip
Who could ask for anything more!

On the airplane -
Toni yammied.
I got grossed out
Who could ask for anything more!

We have landed, we’re excited!
Running down people in our way!

On the shuttle -
To our hotel -
Still got a fat lip!
Who could ask for anything more!
Who could ask for anything more!

Our hotel room -
It’s a big one!
Bowling pin pool!
Who could ask for anything more!

Look there’s Donald!
And there’s Goofy!
Oh, and Minnie!
Who could ask for anything more!

We’re at Disney looking for Mickey
He is running for his life!

Magic Kingdom -
Is exciting!
Mickey mouse bars -
Who could ask for anything more!

Peed my pants on -
Haunted Mansion.
It was scary.
Won’t go on it anymore!

Splash Mountain is in rehab.
Who’s the buttface that closed it down?!

Big Thunder Mountain -
Is a fast ride.
Lost my contacts!
I don’t like this trip no more!

Toni doesn’t -
Like space mountain.
Cried like a baby -
What a wimpy little dork!

When’s Fantasmic? I just can’t wait!
Going to look at Mickey dance!

Pirates of the
Caribbean -
What a fun ride!
Jack Sparrow's really hot!

It's a Small World's
Really boring.
Took a nap,
Now we're revved up, ready to go!

On the monorail over to EPCOT.
Gonna eat some funky food!

Shrunk the audience -
With the wayne dude.
Freaky snake thing
And look at all those mice!

We went shopping -
Got some good crap,
Now we’re broke -
And we still have 8 days left!

Figment freaked out Toni real bad -
Rushed her to the medics fast!

World showcase -
Is amazing!
Saw Uncle Tom
And a pyrotechnic show!

On the way to -
Animal kingdom -
For a safari.
Gonna some kangaroos

Everest is the coolest coaster
Saw a Yeti coming at me!

We love muppets!
They are way fun -
When in 3-D -
It’s the coolest thing on earth!

Tower of terror -
Is way scary!
Screamed like a baby!
Toni laughed at me all day!

We rode on a lot of wet rides,
It looks like we peed our pants!

Did some other -
Real cool things.
Downtown Disney.
And now we’re almost done!

We had breakfast -
At this cool place,
Ate too much food.
Biscuits and gravy no more


Now we promise the end is in sight -
Ran out of lyrics for this song!

Bye, bye Disney!
We are leaving.
Until next time.
We are glad we got to go!

We should really -
End this song now.
Aren’t you happy?
please don’t ask for anymore!
please don’t ask for anymore!