War Is Coming Communications.

Hey.

Hey, jackasses, you can't just kidnap somebody, take them over state lines and throw them down in Kansas for no apparent reason. Do you know why? Because it's fucking illegal, that's why.

Thanks for letting me keep my pants?

I can't

I hate all of you

So, remember the whole "people are fictional" thing? Well, consider yourself unlucky because...

We are, too.

Pro! The ladies think you're a hot slice of man. Con! Turns out, you and Stiles's actor are bros for life. Pro! Turns out that there's a possibility of Boyd and/or Erica might show up. Con! The shippers are terrifying. Pro! Our latest season just took a hiatus. Con! I'm relatively sure at least one of us is dead in that case.

Oh, and the three of us are going to watch the recaps of the show soon if you want in.

Is this it? Somebody's going to jump out and try to slit my throat and then everyone will go home and celebrate because I'm

Because I didn't do what you wanted you're going to

This is a joke, right? A really bad, incredibly illegal joke that somebody's going to pay for once I'm done bleeding all over the place.

This is all your fault, McCall. I'm going to tear your face off.