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An alphabetical dictionary of Hawkeyes.

• Hawk-ai: An AI version of Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-aye: A pirate Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-bae: Hawkeye on a date
  
• Hawk-bi: A bisexual Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-bye: Hawkeye out
  
• Hawk-chai: A Hawkeye that prefers (gasp!) tea to coffee
  
• Hawk-cry: A crying Hawkeye; alternatively, Haweye’s mating call
  
• Hawk-di: Hawkeye in a Princess Diana hairstyle; alternatively, a Hawkeye who marries into British royalty
  
• Hawk-die: NO
  
• Hawk-dye: Hawkeye with dyed hair
  
• Hawk-dry: Hawkeye toweling dry after a shower… mmm…
  
• Hawkeye: Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-eyyy: An Italian American Hawkeye; alternatively, Hawkeye calling attention to something cool
  
• Hawk-fey: An actual fairy Hawkeye; alternatively, Hawkeye as any fey creature
  
• Hawk-fi: A musician Hawkeye recording a mixtape on a Hi-Fi stereo system or in a studio; alternatively, Hawkeye in science fiction
  
• Hawk-fie: A medieval Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-fry: Hawkeye making a stir-fry; alternatively, Hawkeye getting one hell of a sunburn
  
• Hawk-gay: A gay Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-guey: A Spanish-speaking Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-guy: You already know this one
  
• Hawk-hai: A Japanese Hawkeye (yes pleeeeease representation ++++)
  
• Hawk-hi: Hawkeye popping up to say hello
  
• Hawk-i: I am Hawkeye; alternatively, the Hawkeye within us all
  
• Hawk-lay: Hawkeye getting laid
  
• Hawk-lie: Hawkeye trying to lie
  
• Hawk-lye: Industrial strength Hawkeye; alternatively, Hawkeye as a house cleaner or maid
  
• Hawk-my: Hawkeye being possessive
  
• Hawk-nigh: A Hawkeye with no concept of personal space
  
• Hawk-oi: A chav Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-oy: A Jewish Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-pi: A circular Hawkeye; alternatively, a mathematician Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-pie: A Hawkeye baked in a pie; alternatively, Hawkeye making a pie
  
• Hawk-pry: A Hawkeye trying and failing to be subtle about prying into someone’s private affairs
  
• Hawk-psi: A psychic or psionic Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-psy: Hawkeye in a Psy music video
  
• Hawk-quoi: A French Hawkeye; alternatively, Hawkeye learning French or talking in a French accent
  
• Hawk-ray: Hawkeye getting beamed up
  
• Hawk-rye: Hawkeye as an organic baker
  
• Hawk-shy: A blushing Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-sigh: Hawkeye has had enough of your shit tbh
  
• Hawk-sy: A Hawkeye wITH A SHOW ON SYFY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME SYFY
  
• Hawk-thai: A Thai Hawkeye (again, R E P R E S E N T A T I O N)
  
• Hawk-thigh: Hawkeye flashing some thigh aw yisssssss
  
• Hawk-tie: Hawkeye in a suit and tie; alternatively, Hawkeye in bondage; alternatively, Hawkeye’s style of tying people up (e.g. Hawk-tie instead of hogtie)
  
• Hawk-tri: Hawkeye in a stable polyamorous triad relationship
  
• Hawk-try: Hawkeye being a Faileye but not giving up no matter what
  
• Hawk-vie: A very competitive Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-way: The way of Hawkeye
  
• Hawk-why: A Hawkeye that won’t stop asking questions
  
• Hawk-wry: Hawkeye being wry
  
• Hawk-yay: Hawkeye having sexual tension with everyone