A nicely decorated gift basket is delivered to Lois at work. Inside of the basket, among a miscellaneous assortment of treats, includes a personalized rape whistle (with plenty of bedazzled fixings on it, thank you very much), some pepper spray, and a taser.
There is a handmade card delivered with the basket. In very neat cursive, it reads:
For the next time someone decides to attack you when you're walking to your car. Be prepared.