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Commander S. Rogers (commanderrogers) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2014-12-01 19:27:00

[Bucky Barnes]

You'd never make fun of a guy for doing something stupid, would you?

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	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Well, then you better not come home for a few hours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 01:08 am UTC (link)
	No, you're still gonna tell me. Then I'm gonna make fun of you. Then we're gonna go back to doing whatever we would've done before. Circle of life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Well, Bucky, I saw this box in an alleyway. Just a cardboard box. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 01:16 am UTC (link)
	You know you can't keep taking shit home just because it looks lonely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Well, it didn't look lonely, Buck. There were about six of them in the box. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Tell me it wasn't a box full of vagrants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Dogs. Puppies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 02:39 am UTC (link)
	You know we live in a studio apartment, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Yes, Sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Six dogs. In a studio. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Puppies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 04:12 am UTC (link)
	You know what they turn into when they grow up, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, but -- I mean, I never got bigger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure you weren't always quite this size. Granted, you didn't grow all that much the first time around, but you grew enough to take up almost half of a twin bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Almost half. But we have a bigger bed now. Puppies'll fit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. But we're not keeping all of them. This isn't the 101 dalmatians house. As soon as they're old enough to be separated we've got to start looking for people who want them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	I understand, I know we can't keep all of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	What do they look like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	This. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Why the hell would somebody throw those little guys out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know! But look at them! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	All right. All right. It's cold, I guess you couldn't have just left them outside. We can keep them until we find a new home for them. Maybe clear out the walk-in closet and put some rubber matts down for them. Put up a baby gate in the door so they don't go wandering around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think you could pick up a gate on your way home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Who would have something like that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Try.... Target? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I already know you don't have one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	No, not me. Not -- there's a store. It's called Target. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Is that the store where that guy got shot for carrying around a BB gun? Because if it is you might want to call them and tell them I'm coming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Noted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Do we need rubber mats, too, or do we have some? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commanderrogers 2014-12-02 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	I think there's a rolled up winter mat in the closet that'll work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bucky 2014-12-02 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Good enough. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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