Elijah Mikaelson (thismanofhonor) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2014-08-04 23:26:00 |
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Entry tags: | damon salvatore, elijah mikaelson, jo harvelle, melissa mccall, sarah manning |
filtered from chilren 15 and under
Sharknado 2 was awful. Thank God Kol had booze to help get me through that. He went through another Shark and survived. Chainsaws apparently are a sharks weakness. Tara Reid is still a terrible actress and the CGI sharks are more believable than she is.
She loses a hand and can only scream 'my hand, my hand!' and still has the energy to dress in an immaculate outfit, put on perfect makeup, commandeer a fire truck and then have her 15 year old nephew put a buzz saw on her hand so she can BUZZ SAW sharks. Just....what? Why?
Oh and then her husband finds the shark that took her hand a day earlier--he hasn't swallowed it, it's still in his mouth and intact. Just...WHY?!
HOW DID THIS MOVIE GET MADE!? Humanity is not this stupid!
And yet...before that movie even aired, Sharknado 3 was confirmed. Which means this time next year, Kol will drag me in front of the TV again and force me to watch it.