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Kol Mikaelson kills for sport. (itchtokill) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-12-31 23:33:00

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allison argent, crowley, kol mikaelson

Allison
Thank you for keeping my brother safe last night.

[Crowley]
He's here, my tiny, breakable, dead human brother
And you're busy securing Hell and trying to
We have to make this work, Rebekah needs to

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	Kol sinbroker 2013-12-31 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Words, dear. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2013-12-31 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	My brother is here... the very tiny, very human one. I don't know how Nik is going to react. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kol sinbroker 2013-12-31 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	This is a good thing, right? I can never be entirely sure with your family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2013-12-31 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	His death is what caused our mother to make us what we are. To protect us. It should be. But there's so much he doesn't know. And he was mauled by a werewolf just before he arrived. It's been so long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kol sinbroker 2013-12-31 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Ah. So how to explain that your parents were insane, you lot are now vampires, Klaus is a hybrid, your sister is in hell and you're dating a demon. ~~I'm no good with kids who aren't tiny antichrists. Or Bo.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2013-12-31 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. And I don't even know where to start or how to have that kind of conversation with someone. ~~Dating?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kol sinbroker 2013-12-31 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Puppets? Oh, and there's the fact I'm a male demon, was that a big deal back then? Before my time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2013-12-31 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's a start, at least. Also there's that. My brother who I haven't seen in centuries is here and I don't even know what to say to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kol sinbroker 2013-12-31 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Failing that, mime. It's possible that I don't know how to speak to kids. I'll avoid the public innuendo then. I'd open with "hello", then add an "I've missed you". Work your way up to the vampires, demons and hell parts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2013-12-31 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	It's possible I'm not much better. Might be a good idea anyway, considering he's 10. It's the working up to bit I'm not so sure about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kol sinbroker 2013-12-31 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't we a pair. You're going to make me censor what I say, aren't you. I'm not sure either, but I reckon lying to him will probably not work as a plan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2013-12-31 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	An amazing one, at that. There are some things he just really doesn't need to hear. He's ickle and innocent. I'm not looking to lie to him. Just to figure out how to explain the truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Kol

sinbroker
2013-12-31 11:07 pm UTC (link)

We are, very sexy too.

So no talks of shagging on over my desk in Hell, I understand.

Well. One train of thought would be to work your way through the events chronologically. Which would be the vampire thing? And that leads into the fact you lot are immortal now and how old you are. Maybe gloss over the parental douchbags part.

If you can stall things a bit and if my idea works and if the world doesn't explode, you might be able to skip the whole sister in hell part.

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Crowley

itchtokill
2014-01-01 02:29 pm UTC (link)

Well, that's a given.

I don't even want to explain that. I don't want to explain anything. I kind of would much rather just pretend the last thousand years never happened. I don't want to have to shatter everything he knows. Bloody time jumping lands enough on his plate without everything else.

I really, really hope we can skip that. I just hope she's...herself when she comes back.

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	Kol sinbroker 2014-01-01 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously. Well, wiping out the past thousand years is too much to ask. Tell him you guys are immortal, that's probably the easiest part to mention. I have the beginnings of a plan. It's risky though, and it could double our problem. Literally double it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2014-01-01 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Well, bar that, I guess you're right. Do I get to know the plan or is it still too much in development stage? Because double of anything we have going on right now does not sound even a little ideal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kol sinbroker 2014-01-01 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm always right. There's several elements to the plan to work out, but the bit I'm thinking of involves blood magic. Very dark stuff, I'm basically a pro at it. It would link people here to the people in the Cage, one for each of them, so it could either pull them out, or pull more people in. See, literally doubling our problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2014-01-01 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I see. Is that so? Oh, I know about blood magic. Mother was rather an expert, after all. In fact, it's how she intended to kill us. She linked us, so if one of us died, the rest would have followed. Similar ide, yeah? It's a bit disappointing, knowing as much as I do about it and not actually being able to do any magic anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kol sinbroker 2014-01-01 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. You would be very impressive with magic. But yeah, I reckon it's similar. Opening the Cage door is actually the easy part. Inside it's not like a physical space, it's all vast and nothingness, all at the same time. So a blood rite, the blood of people here being linked to the people in there, calling them up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2014-01-01 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, what could've been... Interesting...I like the idea, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kol sinbroker 2014-01-01 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Lost possibilities. It's still got some details to work out, but it's something I found in an old Enochian text. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley itchtokill 2014-01-01 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Every plan has kinks and etails to work out in the beginning. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Kol silverarcher 2013-12-31 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	It's no problem. He seems like a nice kid in spite of the being unable to communicate with him. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Allison itchtokill 2013-12-31 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	I appreciate it more than you know, love, trust me. He is, honestly, he's the best kid. We'll work on English with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kol silverarcher 2014-01-01 02:02 am UTC (link)
	You're well on your way to having all of your siblings together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Allison itchtokill 2014-01-01 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	All the ones that matter anyway. Just have to get Rebekah back. (Reply to this) (Parent)